Devil'z-play-room: I'm so fucking pist! This new story deleted the first time I wrote it! Fuck you computer FUCK YOU! BUT THANKXZ FOR READING!

Ikuto: Don't you seem happy… .

Amu: Obviously not retard.

Ikuto: *mumbles*

Amu: Sorry I don't speak retard Ikuto.

Ikuto: BITCH!

Amu: MAN WHORE!

Devil'z-play-room: And so on! Who's gana do the disclaimer?

Disclaimer: me duh! Ok SHE DON'T OWN SHUGO CHARA SHE'S ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!

Devil'z-play-room: Sorry Mr. Disclaimer is kind of…hmmmm CRANKY.

Ikuto: Kind of? Damn that disclaimers pms'ing or something.

Amu: Ikuto that's kind of…..inappropriate.

Ikuto: WHAT KIND OF A RATED T STORY IS THIS!

Devil'z-play-room: You know how many swears you already said? SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET'S GET ON WITH THE DAMN STORY YOU FUCKINGP AIN IN MY ASSES!

Ikuto: And you say Mr. Disclaimers cranky.

Devil'z-play-room:* Twitches.*

Summary: Hinamori Amu was the new girl at school who just happened to catch the eyes of the perverted playboy, Tsukiyomi Ikuto. But what happens when he doesn't catch hers? Nothing like a High School War as a welcome!

!#$%^&*()Ikuto's POV~!#$%^&*()

I sighed walking in late to class. The sensei glared at me with a fake smile.

"Tsukiyomi-San where were you?" I shrugged like I didn't care…Which I didn't.

"It doesn't matter. I'm here now right?" He glared, and folded his arms sighing.

"Take a seat." I did as I was instructed. I winked at girls as I passed by them causing them to faint, and stare, and blush. This just triggered my in famous smirk. My best friend Kukkai sat to my right as my other best friend Nagihiko sat in front of me. Kukkai gave me a creepy grin.

"Yo Ikuto! I heard we have a new hot student." Kukkai nudged me with a quiet whisper. I smirked.

"What's her name?" He shrugged.

"I dunno, but I heard she's a touch catch, and that she's declined every guy who's ever confessed to her even FAMOUS ones! There's another rumor that she covers up her chest for some un known reason!" I smirked.

"Guess I'll have to find that last one out myself." Nagihiko smiled turning around.

"Ikuto, you thinking of making her your new pet?" I smirked.

"Not 'A' pet, but 'THE' pet." Kukkai sighed as he was used to my perverted=ness. (Not a word but it is now!) Just then Sensei spoke up.

"Ok class settle down we have a new student. Please welcome her, and show her around if needed." The doors to the class room sided opened and shut. In walked a sexy figure with creamy long slender legs. Her torso was skinny, and slim. One problem… no chest? I shrugged that off, and what shocked me is her natural bubble gum pink hair that went down to her knees. Her face held a bored expression, but if you look into her honey glazed eyes you find hurt. Maybe she puts on a façade like me. I shrugged that off, and the teacher spoke.

"Himamori-San please introduce yourself." She glared at the teacher causing him to shake up a bit.

"Are you stupid? It's HiNamori, and I don't feel like it. Where do I sit before I die of boredom?" Everyone stared at her with stars in their eyes.

"COOL AND SPICEY!" They all screamed in cheers. This caused her to twitch, and glared. She faced them, and glared daggers.

"Urusai." She said in a irritated tone. Everyone shut up, and half the boys fainted while the other half stared at her with googly eyes. The sensei sweat dropped and sighed.

"Himamori-San please sit next to Tsukiyomi Ikuto. Tsukiyomi-San please raise your hand so Himamori-San knows where she sits." I raised my hand, and the girl sighed eyeing me like I was some type of killer. She sighed, and started walking over to the desk next to me. Let me tell you this girl was walking slow! She acted like she didn't want to be in my awesome presence. As she sat down she closed her eyes, and placed her chin in her left hands taping her fingers with her right hand. I smirked, and leaned back in my chair.

"Hey sexy I'm Ikuto, but you my dear lady are just way to fine to pass up." I waited for a response…I waited, and waited and NONE CAME! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL! I heard my best friends cracking p like it was Oh so funny.

"Aw is Ikuto shocked not every girls a slut?" Kukkai stated, Whoa when Kukkai insults someone that's something considering he's kind of…hmm how to say this nicely…He's fucked up! Like WAY out there in la, la land. I decided to try again. I thought she was sleeping so I picked up my index finger, and got a centimeter away from her face before her right hand snatched my pinky.

"Don't touch me pervert. Who knows where your hands have been." Then I smirked.

"You're the one touching me. What next you want to moan my name?" She bent my index finger, and leaned in surprising me.

"I'd rather turn over in my grave then moan your name." Nagihiko burst into chuckles. The teacher was too busy talking to do anything. I glared at her, and she let go of my index finger smirking. Then sensei spoke up.

"Ok class today we are going to be writing poems about someone in the class. Once you are done we will be sharing your poems! So please begin you have about a half hour." We all started to do our work, and I smirked. Oh Amu you are not going to like my poems.

~!~$~Amu's Pov~!~$~

I smirked. Oh Ikuto is NOT going to enjoy my poems.

~!$#Time skippppppp 32 minutes later!~!$#

"Ok class time to read your poems!" After everyone read there poems it was my turn. I smirked standing up.

" My poems are for Ikuto Tsukiyomi."

"My love for you is like a rose one that's dead, and never grows." Everyone was chuckling now, but Ikuto was glaring. This got him mad. I was about to continue till he stood up.

"Roses are reds. Violets are blue. God made me pretty what happened to you?" I was now PIST did he seriously want to go there? Everyone was laughing! Even a chuckle escaped the teacher's lips! Oh hell no!

"With beauty you flow with grace. If only you could hide your face." Everyone was fool out laughing by now. I smirked, and Ikuto got mad.

"I love your smile, face, and eyes damn I'm good at telling lies!" Oh fuck him!

"My feelings for you no words can tell except for maybe GO TO HELL!" By now the class was rolling with laughter.

"Roses are red violets are black why is your chest as fault as your back?" Everyone was cracking up, and I was pist! I stood up on the table, and ripped open my uniform shirt. Under it was a band that wraps around your chest to hide it. I took it off, and revealed my chest. Although my under shirt was kind of wrinkly it still showed my perfect figure. Everyone stared at me shocked.

"Shove that up your ass pervert! And one more thing! Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one's for you!" I stuck up my middle finger, and walked out the class room. I heard a lot of.

'Damn she's hot!' s and ' 'She's sexy's it was irritating if you ask me! I walked around the corner bumping into someone. They fell on the floor, and I looked down. Horror filled my face. This girl looked GIDEOUS! Her spiral shoulder length red hair was the only OK thing about her! I gasped realizing I must have did this to her when I bumped into her! No human must look that ugly on their own!

"Oh god I'm sorry about what I did to your face!" She got up, and looked at me weird.

"What are you talking about you hit my shoulder!" ….

"AHAHAHAAHAHA OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? AHAHAHA DID THE PLASTIC SURGEN MESS UP! AHAHHAHAHAHA OH GOD DO ME A FAVOR AND BLINDE ME!" She glared at me.

"You will never forget the day you bumped into Saaya!" I couldn't stop laughing she was just so ugly!

"I don't think ANYONE can! Your face is in there nightmares!" Everyone around me started laughing.

"Oh god, I'm sorry. I got to go my eyes are starting to hurt!" I RAN into the bathroom in hopes I wouldn't turn to stone. I fixed up my shirt then went to my next 3 classes. It. Was. Hell! My other class I had that idiotic Kukkai dude, and in my class after that was Nagihiko! And some class after that some creepy gay looking dude Tadagay I think? Well he was hitting on me! Ugh! I walked into lunch, and sat down. I saw people stare at me, and gasp. Well sense I decided to keep my chest band off I'm sure they all think I stuff! But there all real so fuck them! I heard a voice, but wasn't paying attention.

"HELLO!" I looked up to see Ikuto, Kukkai, and Nagihiko. I glared.

"What the hell do you want?" Ikuto smirked.

"You missy are sitting at my table. I glared.

"Hmm I am? What a pity, because I'M NOT MOVING JACK ASS!" He smirked.

"Aw babe. If you wanted to sit by me you could've just asked." That. Was. IT! I took something like a spoon, and through it at his head. He ducked, and walked away.

"Ja ne sexy kitten." He started walking away.

"Who you calling a sexy kitten, douche bag?" He just chuckled, and sat down at a table across the lunch room. I sat down eating my food for about five minutes till 2 blonde girls came up to me. One was short, and had wavy hair down to her mid thighs. She also had striking yellow eyes. The other had her blonde hair in pigtails that drifted down to her waist, and purple eyes that looked like Ikuto's except she can pull it off. They took a seat in front of me.

"Can I help ya?" The pigtailed ne smirked while the short one held a bored expression like myself. Then the pigtailed girl spoke.

"Yo long story short. I'm Utau. She's Rima. Ikuto's my brother, and I understand you hate him. I'm not very fond of him either. Rima hates his friend Nagihiko, and I hate his friend Kukkai. So we decided on one thing. We want to form a war with you, Rima, and myself against Ikuto, Kukkai, and Nagihiko." I smirked.

"Hmm let me think. YEA." I said quickly. We shook hands then the Rima spoke.

"We would prefer you be in charge of it, because you seem like you have more hate than any of us which is surprisingly shocking, because you've been here for less than a day." I smirked.

"So you heard about the poem war?" They smirked.

"Oh we didn't just hear about it we HEARD it, and dang Amu you got some mean shit going on." Utau stated happily. I smiled.

"I'd like to think so myself too. Anyways I think it's time we go declare war." I stood up, and walked over to the table across the lunch room. I leaned on one hand, and Rima, and Utau stood back arms crossed. Ikuto looked at Utau.

"Utau what's up?" She smirked. I snatched up Ikuto's drink. I decided to mess with him. I took a drink of it.

"Hmm taste kind of plain. Aw well." Then I dumped it on his head. Rima and Utau did the same with Kukkai and Nagihiko. They were speechless their faces filled with rage. It was priceless! We stepped back, and pointed our fingers at them.

"WE. DECLARE. WAR!" Then we stopped out of the lunch room heading off outside to eat our lunches in peace. I could FEEL there glares behind my back. Oh how GREAT of a year THIS is going to be! I held my hands out to the side, and Rima, and Utau both slapped them.

"Oh how much fun we are going to have!" Utau shouted. Rima just held a bored expression.

"I can't wait to get my revenge!" She then had an evil Aura that made everyone cower back in fear except Utau, and I….we just sweat dropped. I then exchanged Numbers with both Utau, and Rima. We decided to have a sleep over at my house to plan our next move. I smirked to myself. This…has GOT to be the most fun I'll EVER have in high school. You only get to be 16 ONCE why not play games eh? I laughed to myself as we discussed about how much we hate those 3 boys. I couldn't help but smile. Tomorrow's going to be the best day EVER.

Devil'z-play-room: THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!

Ikuto: DAMNIT I'M SUPPOSED TO LOVE AMU!

Amu: *starts writing down plan for next trick.*

Ikuto: WHAT THE HELL!

Utau: *Checking over Amu's work, and adding more harsh details*

Ikuto: WHAT KIND OF A SISTER ARE YOU!

Rima: *Laughing at how hilarious these are going to be on Nagihiko!*

Nagi: WHOA WHAT?

Utau: *Sketches a chicken suit for Kukkai in the plan*

Kukkai: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

Rima/ Utau/ Amu: We're bored *Continues work.

Devil'z-play-room: IF I DON'T GET MORE THAN 5 REVIEWS I'LL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP, AND END THE STORY RIGHT HERE AT CHAPTER 1!

Button: I'm not green!

Devil'z-play-room: *Tapes duck tape over buttons mouth* THE HELL YOU AREN'T!

Ikuto: *Sweat drops* Um…please review if you want to read what happens to AMU next chapter *Smirks writing down a devious plan for Amu.*

Amu: *Pouts like a child.* You better not hurt me Iku-kun!

Ikuto: I NEW YOU'D LOVE ME! *Hugs Amu.*

Amu: *Kicks Ikuto in the balls* *Whistles, and walked away*

Kukkai: *Walks in room looks at Ikuto on the floor.* Dude….you got beat by a girl.

Utau: *Kicks Kukkai's knees.*

Kukkai: OW THE HELL!

Nagihiko: I think I'm going to keep quiet.

Devil'z-play-room: NO RIMA YOU CANT TOUCH THAT! YOU'LL KILL HIM!

Nagihiko: *Runs out the house like tomorrow's never coming!*

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