A/N: This is pure crack, and in no way shape or form meant to be taken seriously. 0-o Please don't shoot me! It was a collaboration between me and my friend. Inspired by pure boredom. Enjoy~

BEST SOUTH PARK FANFIC EVAZZ!

Young stan marsh was a mushroom on a tree on the moon in a worm hole in a rock in texas when he met the jew fro of a tumble weed village kyle.

"O-hai, smexy tumble weed! Who are you?"

"O-hai, equally smexy mushroom! My name is Kyle, Kyle Brofist."

"Sweet name, dude! Mines Stan- Also known as Stab McSexypants el Gotho," said the delicious mushroom Stan.

"Look, I know were supposed to go through fourteen seasons of ridiculous plot, but can we just make baibehs already?34$#5#$%ONE!1!/?"

*SKIP SEVEN HOURS LATER*

And then they somehow made 3 little style spawn with gator tails!ONE!113$$!

… And KITTEH EARRZ!

AND WINGGZ!

AND…. FANGGZ!

Der end.

Fin.

/End transmission