A/N: So thus begins a series of Reborn! and Durarara! drabbles! Some at the SAME TIME! Some funny, SOME NOT! Each drabble is either written by Tsubasa or Domino.
Warnings: Language, BL, OOCness, Destruction of the English language, etc. Possibly some stuff worse in the future. IDK I don't have a ten-year bazooka. But if I did.. hurhurhur... no jk, actually have no idea what'd I'd do if I did.
Disclaimer: We do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! or Durarara!. Thank god for that. Seriously.
This first drabble is written by Tsubasa.
Lights. Camera. ACTION.
"Ladies and Gentleman, thank you for being here tonight on Dino-Tastic Jeopardy! With our host... Dino Cavallone!"
The crowd went wild as the blond wonder stepped out from behind wherever the fuck the hosts usually come from. As he greeted the crowd, he gave them his signature sparkling smile. Some ladies fainted from the exposure.
"Welcome, welcome! But enough of me, let's greet our wonderful contestants!"
A curtain went up, revealing the three wonderful contestants!
"We have Rokudo Mukuro," the announcer spoke as the camera panned over, "leader of the Kokuyo Gang and Mist guardian of the Vongola family!"
"Kufufufu..." was all pinapple man said. Right.
"Next we have Belphegor... uh, Belphegor! Prince of an unknown country and Storm guardian of the Varia!"
"Ushishishsi..." was all prince man said.
"No just... stop that. It's creepy." Said Dino before turning back to the crowd with a gleaming smile.
"And finally, we have our second day champion, Fran! (what is it with these people having only first names...) A strange frog headed boy and Mist guardian of the Varia! With a two day cash winnings of over... 5 dollars!"
The crowd went wild, Fran made a pose. "Yo."
Dino twitched. "Right. Anyway, we shall show the categories!"
Panning over, the camera showed the categories of:
Words that start with the letter "F", Country Royalty, Rhyme Time, Capitols, and uh... kids you just want to punch in the face?
Dino looked up at the cameramen with a questioning glance. They simply shook their heads. The blond gave up.
"Right then! Fran, you go first."
The blunette nodded, pointing to "words that start with the letter 'F'", obviously. Dino twirled.
"OKAY! Now, this animal has a rare shade of color and has long legs!"
Mentally, Dino questioned the intelligence of these clues. The illusionist.. um, the shorter one buzzed in first.
"What is Fran."
The Cavallone stared at him.
"No.. no. Just.. no incorrect." he looked around. "anyone else?"
They all shook their heads. The time limit buzzed, and Dino sighed.
"Okay, Fran it's your turn again." Once again, the blunette pointed to the category of 'F'. The blond cringed. Really?
"Alright, this is a cereal. A very" he paused. "yummy cereal...?"
Did someone replace the usual guy who made these clues? Seriously? Fran buzzed in first again.
"What is Fran."
The blond was in disbelief.
"Are you serious? No, you're wrong."
Belphegor snickered, which didn't seem to phase the bluenette much.
"Okay Fran, your turn again."
Did you really need to ask what he chose? Dino cringed again. He could guess what he was going to answer with.
"This character has blue hair and has a frog hat... Okay what the fuck who is writing this shit?" Dino looked around as if the person would magically pop out of nowhere. Belphegor rang in first.
"Who is Fran!"
Fran stared at him. And stared.
"I hate you sempai."
"Shut up frog..."
Mukuro then stepped off his pedestal and much to the host's belief grabbed the microphone from him.
"Hello there, Kufufufu, I've decided this game show is boring me and I shall automatically take the prize of 50,000 dollars. Thank you very much."
Dino tried wrestling the microphone back from him.
"What the fuck are you doing? You can't do that-" He was cut off when he was hit in the head by a buzzer. The culprit... FRAN! The blunette stared at him.
"Sorry Host-san, this is a conspiracy. Danna-sama here is going to take his 50,000."
Belphegor stared at the three in disbelief.
"WAIT WHAT? I WASN'T IN ON THIS!" but Fran stared at him instead.
"Yes you were, sempai, you must have a bad memory."
"NO FUCK NO I WASN'T BITCH! I WANT MY MONEY!"
Dino had had enough of this, he quickly took his whip out of nowhere and cracked it in the air for all to hear.
"Okay, this has gone far enough! NONE of you are going home with that prize money!"
But of course, without his henchman he was powerless to the two amazing master illusionists. And so Mukuro and Fran went home with their money, leaving an unconscious Dino and a very upset Bel, whose dream was to become the next Ken Jennings. And... this all happened. Yes it did. Happy times. The end.
Please R&R! FOR OUR SAKES. IT KEEPS US LIVING. *foams*