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"Speaking"

"Radio"

'Thoughts'

Flashbacks

Prologue

England, Potter Home

"Lily He's here, take Jade and run!" James shouted in panic as he stood between the Dark Lord Voldemort and his wife and daughter "I'll hold him off RUN!"

Lily clutched their one year old daughter and ran into the back only to find a crowd of Death Eaters blocking the exit, panicking as she heard James dueling with Voldemort she dashed upstairs into their child's room and closed the door before putting up multiple charms to buy some time for what she had planned. Grabbing a pen she wrote a quick note explaining what happened along with her daughter's name and age and enclosed a letter to her daughter for when she was old enough to understand what happened making sure to put a translation charm on both of them so whoever found Jade could understand what was in the note. Panting she looked up as something impacted the door, she stood between it and Jade as Voldemort busted into the room smiling sickly as his red eyes glinted "You may kill me and James Voldemort," Lily said calmly as tears ran down her face "BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET MY DAUGHTER! DIMENSIONAL PRODIGIUM!"

"NO! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort shouted as a bright Green light lanced towards a crying Jade only for to rebound to Voldemort leaving a Scar on Jade's forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt and a bright white light flashed through the room and when it cleared both Lily and Voldemort were on the ground dead, Voldemort with a shocked expression while Lily's was triumphant, Jade was nowhere to be found in the entire room.

Konohagakure, Hokage's office

Sarutobi Hizuren sighed as he looked over to a blond haired one year old with whisker marks on his cheeks sleeping on a couch, the child was Naruto Uzumaki, the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, it's was the child's birthday today and he was just kicked out of the Orphanage for the sixth time in his life for what he contained and Sarutobi was at his wit's end with the villagers treatment of the child. He stood up to walk over to the child when a bright flash seared through the room putting him on instant alert and he covered his eyes.

When his vision cleared his eyes widened in surprise at the sight of a child bawling her eyes out sitting in the center of the room, moving quickly he picked up the small child and soothed her glancing over quickly to the still sleeping Naruto, Kami that kid could sleep through the Kyuubi attack probably, looking to the Child who finally quieted down he waved dismissively to the ANBU that had entered the room and noticed a note and a letter attached to the child's blanket.

Picking up the note he sat down and read it:

To whomever finds this,

My name is Lily Potter and if you are reading this than you most likely have found my one year old daughter Jade, Me and my Husband were attacked by a Dark Wizard by the Name of Voldemort who wished to kill my daughter as she was the only one who, according to a prophecy, could defeat him, I used a forbidden spell at the cost of my own life to open a portal between your dimension and mine and sent my daughter through it to protect her, please take care of my daughter, I beg you, next to her should be a letter for her to read when she reaches the age of twelve explaining to her what happened.

Thank you,

Lily Potter

Sarutobi read the note five times over digesting what he just read and looked back at the slumbering girl in his arms and sighed "Well Jade-chan looks like I have to find you a home as well." He mused as he looked over his possible candidates he had gathered to look over to find a caretaker for Naruto, he spotted a name near the bottom Eboshi Neiva, she was already taking care of the orphaned Hisanaga Heir Ryu, maybe she could take care of another two as well "Bear," he called out softly causing said ANBU to appear before him "Can you please have Eboshi Neiva come to my office at her earliest convenience."

"Hai Hokage-sama." Bear responded before vanishing quickly as Sarutobi stood up once more and moved to his personal safe hidden behind his portrait and opened it and placed Jade's letter in the safe.

A knock on the door cut through the rooms silence "Enter," Sarutobi commanded and a middle aged women with graying hair and beginning to round frame entered softly and bowed to the aged leader "Ah Eboshi thank you for coming so quickly."

"Of course Hokage-sama," she said kindly "What is it you need?"

Sarutobi sighed and gestured to the two children "I would like to ask you to take care of Naruto due to the fact that he was just kicked out of yet another orphanage," he explained "And this here is Jade Potter, a new arrival, however I am beginning to distrust the orphanages right now."

Eboshi smiled kindly and picked up Naruto gently as Sarutobi handed Jade off to Bear "Of course Hokage-sama," she answered "I would be honored to take care of Konoha's hero, do you wish for them to stay at the Hisanaga compound?"

Sarutobi nodded "Yes, they will be the safest there." He agreed and smiled as she left, turning to the windows he looked out over the village and sighed "Minato, what would you do in my position?" He asked the heavens 'I should just remove that damn civilian council and be done with it.'

Timeskip, 11 years later

"Dammit you three get back here!" an out of shape chunin yelled as he chased after a trio of children who were laughing their heads off as they easily outran the ninja.

The fist child was a male with sunny blond hair and cerulean blue eyes with three whisker-like marks on each cheek, he was wearing a simple black shirt with a orange swirl on it along with dark blue shinobi pants and regular shinobi sandals, This was the ever prankster Naruto Uzumaki, next up was another male with heterochromatic eyes with the one on the left being green with gold flecks while the one on the right was gold with green flecks and wore a black muscle shirt with woodland cameo pants and had dark green armguards with a shoulder and chest guard over his heart of the same color, his foot wear consisted of a pair of black combat boots and finished the outfit off with a pair of tantos strapped to his upper arms, he was Ryu Hisanaga heir to the Hisanaga clan, the final member was female with black eternally messy hair that went to her shoulder blades with a fringe that covered her lightning shaped scar on her forehead along with jade green eyes, she was wearing a white, black trimmed battle kimono that showed some of her above average(For her age at any rate) cleavage with armored fishnet undershirt, arm sleeves and shorts along with calve high heel black sandals, this was the female heart throb of the young male generation Jade Potter(Image link for her outfit is in my profile).

"Why would we do that!" Naruto yelled back laughing wildly "Ryu now!"

Ryu grinned in anticipation as he formed a handseal "Fuinjutsu: Nenchaku Torappu(1)." He intoned as several sealing tags exploded around the pursuing chunins trapping them in a sticky substance that adhered itself to the chunins and the ground trapping them.

Jade laughed as she looked back her eyes full of mirth "I love your seals Ryu-kun," she complimented making the young heir blush a light shade of red as he stuttered his thanks, ducking around the corner she flipped through a couple of handseals "Ninpo: Kamereon no Jutsu(2)." She whispered as the trio blended into the background rendering them nearly invisible to the chunins that evaded the trap as they sprinted around the corner, dropping the Genjutsu the three laughed harder as they believed they were now in the clear.

"YOU THREE!" a voice shouted behind them, jumping the trio saw their sensei at the Academy glowering over them with a twitch in his eye as appraised them as they gulped in fear "Are in so much trouble." He finished menacingly with a sadistic smile that would put Orochimaru to shame.

Hokage Tower, Office

Sarutobi laughed as he looked upon the latest victim of the Prankster Trio as they were called in the village, the Hokage monument. The trio had somehow managed to sneak onto the monument and paint it during the night without being noticed by anyone, currently the Shodai was sporting a mustache along with a cigar and the couple odd scars giving him the look of a gang boss, the Nidaime was now as pale as Orochimaru along with a trial of boogers hanging from his mouth as he slept, The Yondaime looked like he was having an aneurism as his entire face was red along with nine tails drawn crudely around him, his own face was a little bare compared to the others but it's meaning was not missed as it had a lecherous grin with a small trail of blood coming from the nose "Those three," he said fondly as he sat back down "They certainly know how to bright an old man's day."

Academy Classroom

The nefarious trio sat bound in front of Iruka who was lecturing them, Naruto was currently pouting while Ryu yawned and blinked lazily at the teacher while Jade was trying to hold in her giggles at the sight of the Hokage monument "You three are exasperating!" Iruka ranted "Your Genin exam is tomorrow and you go off and pull something like this!"

Ryu shrugged "It was fun while it lasted." He replied blandly.

Jade giggled "Besides you have to admit it is funny sensei." She continued making Iruka's eye twitch as he held in his own laughter.

Naruto grinned widely "Anyways that test will be simple, we're already ready for it." He bragged.

"Oh really?" Iruka questioned leaning in with a smirk "POP QUIZ!" he shouted "We will be reviewing your henge technique!"

The entire class grumbled as they lined up for the test "Thanks a lot Naruto." Ino whined glaring at the whiskered blond who only waved it off.

"Alright you're up Naruto." Iruka informed feeling nervous when he saw three identical smirks as Naruto stepped forward.

Placing his hands in the ram seal he gathered his chakra and shouted "HENGE!" Transforming himself into a beautiful blond haired girl with whisker marks and completely naked with wisps of smoke covering her private parts "Do I pass Iruka-sensei?" the girl asked cutely leaning in.

There was an audible snap as Iruka was blasted back by a massive nosebleed flinging him back into the wall. Naruto disengaged the jutsu as he howled in laughter while Jade and Ryu snickered in the background "NARUTO!" Iruka roared as he stood back up towering over Naruto with his head 5 times larger than normal "DON'T USE SUCH STUPID JUTSUS!"

Naruto only grinned as he got back in line beside his friends who patted his shoulders "Ryu you're up, DO NOT use that jutsu." Iruka growled as Ryu only shrugged and quickly transformed into the Hokage and poofed back when Iruka nodded "Jade, same as him." Jade sighed in disappointment before transforming into Iruka and changing back getting back in line as Iruka continued the test.

Later, Hokage Monument

The trio where hanging from the Monument once more, but instead of painting it they were scrubbing the paint off of it "The sooner you finish the sooner you can all get home." Iruka said as he watched over them.

"Not like we have anyone waiting for us." Naruto replied glumly making Iruka flinch "All we really have is each other."

Iruka sighed sadly at the dour expressions of the three orphans "Well," he mused scratching the scar on his nose "I suppose I could treat you Ramen once your finished."

Naruto stared up at their teacher as the other two shook their heads in amusement at their friends addiction "Now that's motivation!" Naruto shouted excitedly as he tripled his pace while the other two laughed.

"Iruka-sensei is going home broke tonight." Jade predicted quietly to Ryu who nodded in agreement smiling widely as they continued their work.

END PROLOGUE

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1- Fuinjutsu: Nenchaku Torappu: Sealing Art: Adhesion Trap.

2- Ninpo: Kamereon no Jutsu: Ninja Art: Chameleon Technique