Hello guy's! Sorry I've been away for a bit. School got in the way and I am working on a non-crack fic right. :)

This was requested by Arteset! Please help with more lyrics for this! I had a bit of writer block on this one!

Mr. Trancy, Thanks for coming to your performance review.

What! Oh yeah! You smell nice!

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the brat!

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the brat

Well the first thing I do is...

Slap Claude (like a brat)

Wear my booty shorts (like a brat)

Beat up Hannah (like a brat)

Gouge out maid's eyes (like a brat)

Wiggle my tongue (like a brat)

Stalk Ciel (like a brat)

Cross-dress (like a brat)

Lick his ear (like a brat)

Steal his eye patch (like a brat)

I want to lick everything (like a brat)

Dress up as a vampire (like a brat)

Dance with Elizabeth (like a brat)

Get Claude to feed me (like a brat)

Kick the maid (like a brat)

Fight Ciel (like a brat)

WTF, I got stabbed (like a brat)

Claude I LOVE YOU! (like a brat)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?

Yes, do you like my shorts?

You said want to lick everything?

Yup, accept Hannah, she's such a #$%&!

And I think at one point there you said something about gouging out a maids eye?

Claude did I say that?

No, your highness

You lie!

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.

Wait I'm the brat!

Yeah, no I got that. You said it a lot!

I'm the brat.

Yeah, yeah I got it!

I'm the brat

No I heard you, see ya later

LIKE A BRAT!

Lyric Credit:

Asteset