"I never expected you to do something like this, Genesis." The silver haired man said, sipping his fresh black coffee while scanning the newspaper sitting on the counter.

"Well, the rent is cheap, and I might as well make some cash on the side, since SOLDIER doesn't pay very much." Genesis said, wiping off a table where some little Wutai girl had spilled her milk while throwing a fit. "Besides, don't you think it's lovely? The woodwork is quite nice, considering it used to be a bar. The lighting is a little dim for a coffee shop, though." He took the orders of two teenage girls, one wearing pink and the other wearing some weird suspenders and a short shirt.

"It's still sinking in, though…" Sephiroth said, stirring his coffee.

"I was never really a fighter, anyway. Who knows, maybe if this place takes off I'll quit SOLDIER and just spend my days in this cozy little shop." Genesis said dreamily. He really enjoyed the atmosphere of his new coffee shop; the heat and aroma of the high-grade coffee, the soft chattering of customers, the way he felt like a king when he welcomed the visitors into his kingdom...

Just as Genesis was spacing off, fantasizing with big sparkles in his eyes, an infuriatingly obnoxious voice cut through the atmosphere of the café.

"Hey, Genny!" Kadaj said, Yazoo and Loz in tow. "I want a chocolate frappachino with extra whipped cream. Got it? Extra!"

"I want a large iced unsweetened green tea." Yazoo said while scaring the little girl that had spilled her milk.

"I want a puppy!" Loz thought they were asking Santa for presents. Santa must be the guy wearing red leather behind the counter. Santa wore red, right?

"Say please." Sephiroth instructed his adopted sons while lazily reading about a recent volcano explosion that killed some famous guy named Hideki Ryuga.

"Please, Genny?" Kadaj looked up innocently at Genesis, blinking cutely.

Yazoo put an arm around the red-clad man's waist, trying to charm him. "We'll be good, big brother Genesis."

It all probably would have worked, and the three would probably all have their drinks, if Loz hadn't taken the opportunity to sit on 'Santa's' lap and rattle off the things he wanted.

"No." Genesis, exhausted by the three's antics already, said. "Sephiroth, take them home."

"I'm not done with my coffee."

"I don't care."

"Aw, but Genny, I thought you luffled us." Kadaj and Yazoo said in unison, pouting.

"Yeah, Genny. Waffle." Loz said, lagging behind in both voice and mind.

"Stop reading girly fanfic online. It's bad for your brain." Genesis scowled.

"And your grammar." Sephiroth added.

Yazoo seemed the most affected. Did Genny and Sephy really know about the yaoi he read?

"Can I have a pony, too?"

"Loz, that's big brother Genny, not Santa." Kadaj said to his stupid brother.

"Whaaat?" Loz was stupefied, well...flabbergasted.

"Santa's big and fat and Australian, dummy."

"About that, Kadaj, Santa isn't real." Sephiroth said lazily.

"WHAAAAT!" Four voices chorused, sending the pigeons on the gutter flying away.

"How is that possible!" Yazoo asked.

"This is a conspiracy!" Kadaj yelled.

"Mooommmmmyy!" Loz cried.

"Sephy, is…is that true?" Genesis questioned, taking hold of the silver-haired man's shoulders.

"You have got to be kidding me." Sephiroth said as he removed his reading glasses.

Another day ~dang, now I've got that song stuck in my head.

It was a slow day at the LOVELESS café owned by the popular 1st class SOLDIER, Genesis. As you can imagine, because the café used to be a bar and the fact that LOVELESS is also a yaoi manga, a few people enter thinking that it's a gay bar.

Such is what happened this fateful afternoon. Genesis was tidying up a vase full of lovely red lilies when Reno and Tseng walked in.

"C'mon, maybe you'll finally find that special someone." Reno said to the glowering man beside him. Ever since the idea popped into his head that Tseng was gay, he had been pestering him at every opportunity to go to a bar with him.

"Reno, I know that one fangirl swore up and down that I was homosexual, but I can assure you that I am not gay."

It was then the two noticed Genesis, who was now chuckling into his ultra-deluxe limited edition Loveless book.

An awkward silence ensued (A/N And we all know what awkward silences mean!)

"This, this isn't what it looks like!" Reno said, acting like he'd been put in an awkward position. He pushed the actually embarrassed Tseng out the door. "Well it was nice seeing ya!"

Cissnei and Elena, who had been sipping tea and gossiping before the other Turks came in, broke out in unrefined laughter.

"Did you see the look on Tseng's face!" Cissnei snorted.

"I did! He looked like a tomato!" Elena squeed.

"I got a picture of it with my phone!" Marlene announced cheerily, popping up from behind the fake bush Genesis had placed near the entrance.

"Kyaa! I want it! I want it!" Elena and Cissnei shouted in unison.

"Five-hundred gil, and it's all yours." The little girl said with a wink.

"I'll take it!" The two Turks said.

Genesis grinned as the fangirls oooh-ed and aaah-ed over their find. The coffee shop was getting more exciting by the day.

A/N The general idea behind this is Genesis owns a coffee shop in an AU FF7 world with a messed up time setting where Yazoo, Kadaj, and Loz can appear right next to Zack and Cissnei.

I may or may not continue it, but if you review, it boosts your chances by 2.75 each review I receive.

You could suggest characters to appear~ ;)

I do not own any spin-off of Final Fantasy VII. Wheee~ spinspinspiiiiin. :D XD X) :3 :P :D

D': I feel dizzy