Ok, a little story I started when I was bored in Geography. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, nor do I make money off of this story.

Warning! Contains yaoi, Roy x Ed. Female Ed! Don't like, don't read.

Summary: Everything changes for Edward Elric when he wakes up with female characteristics. How will everyone, especially his boyfriend Roy Mustang, react to this?

Of course, I create my stories. If they seem similar to another story, it's not done intentionally.

Edward yawned as he brushed blond bangs out of his face.

"Morning, Al." said Edward as he braided his hair.

Al shifted uneasily in his suit of armor. "Ummm..."

Edward cocked his head at his younger brother's confused expression. "What's up with you, Al?"

"Um, is that you Onii-san?" Alphonse asked uneasily.

"Huh? Of course it's me." replied Edward.

"It's just that... Why don't you look at yourself in the mirror?"

Edward sighed. He climbed out of bed in a shirt and shorts and walked slowly to the bathroom.

"I wonder if Onii-san has noticed yet..." Al quietly asked himself.

The country house was quiet for quite some time nonw.

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"NO FUCKING WAY?"

Al cringed at hearing his brother's yell.

Ed was leaning over the sink counter, staring intently at his odd reflection.

"Haha, this must be a dream." Edward asked nervously.

Something very very noticeable was bulging out of his chest. Ed looked at his hands; his left hand was slender than his automail hand. He ran his hands from his ribcage down to his hips.

"What the hell? These hips are huge, it's like having trucks on the sides of my body." Ed commented, slightly freaked out. "My voice is the same...but my body..."

He slowly raised a hand to the thing bulging out of his chest and squeezed it.

"It's soft..." Ed whispered as his cheeks turned slightly pink.

Then using his other hand, he trailed his hands down to the front of the shorts, only to find...

"No bulge..."

Edward looked down, and then slowly looked up with fright in his eyes.

"Al...AL!" Ed panicked as he ran out of the bathroom and faced his brother. "Al, what's going on?"

"H-How should I know?" Al stammered nervously as well.

The bedroom door flew open. What's all the commotion?" asked Winry.

"Winry!" exclaimed Alphonse.

"H-Hey, W-Winry! Get out!" Ed said embarrassed as he tried to modestly cover himself up.

Winry stared blankly at his feminine eyes and beautiful eyelashes. Scratch that, HER eyes.

"Ed...?"

"St-stop staring. It's not like I wanted this to happen." Edward said blushing.

Winry started giggling. "You have your male voice but you have female characteristics. That's so funny!"

"Shut up. I don't know how this happened." retorted Ed.

"Well, now you can stay home all day and figure out how to get your Y chromosomes back." said Winry.

Edward glared at her remark.

"Onii-san, don't you have a date with the Colonel?" asked Al.

"Hmm?" replied Ed dumbfounded. "Oh shit! How am I going to tell this to him?"

Downstairs, someone knocked on the door.

"He's here." said Winry and Alphonse in unison.

"Crap." Ed sighed loudly. "Alright, suck it up and let's go."

Edward, Winry, and Alphonse walked downstairs. Pinako and Roy were talking when Winry and Alphonse approached them.

"Hey you two. FullMetal ready yet?" asked Roy.

Winry and Al exchanged uneasy glances.

"Well, Ed's having some...problems." Winry said slowly.

Roy shrugged. "Bring him here. I'll try to help him."

Al sighed. "Onii-san, come on out."

"No way in hell!" Edward yelled from the closet.

"Why are you so against it anyway? You set up the date." commented Pinako.

Pinako and Roy went to the closet. "Wait!" Winry and Al yelled, but it was too late; Roy already opened the closet door.

Roy and Pinako looked to see a feminine looking Ed. Roy easily noticed the curves.

"Um...hey." Edward said in his male voice as he waved his slender left hand.

Pinako stood there silently; she meant to give him a lecture but couldn't. Roy nearly chocked.

"Please tell me this is some sort of prank FullMetal." Roy said as he looked up and down Edward's body.

"I'll explain in there." Ed said quickly as he grabbed the Colonel's wrist and led him up the stairs to his room.

Roy sat on the bed. "Now talk."

"Okay, I don't know how it happened but when I woke up this morning, I was already like this. My voice hasn't changed but I have a female body, and everything's real!" Ed tried to explain.

Edward was slightly embarrassed since he was gay and didn't have an attraction for women. Roy, however, was bi and rather enjoyed the sight of Ed in a female body.

With both hands, Roy grabbed Ed's breasts and squeezed them a little.

"R-Roy...?" asked Ed as he blushed slightly.

"Hmm, I love it when I make you blush." Roy said with a smirk. "You know, we've always done it as guys, Ed. I think it's time to spice things up a bit, now that you're in that female body."

"W-Wait a minute Roy..." Ed said as he blushed more.

Roy wrapped his arms around Ed's waist and pulled him closer, pressing Ed against his chest. Edward leaned into Roy's body and looked at him, a blush still tainted on his face.

The two embraced in a passionate kiss. Edward gasped as the older male's hand slipped into his shorts. Roy took this chance and slid his tongue into the boy's mouth. Edward moaned as Roy's tongue explored his mouth.

Roy had skillfully switched their positions; now Ed was sprawled out on the bed as Roy was above him, kissing him senseless.

The two broke apart, in need of air. Edward wrapped his arms around the Colonel's neck. Roy bent Ed's legs and settled comfortably between them, making Ed blush.

Kachank.

The sound of someone clearing their throat made the two jump.

Standing by the opened bedroom door was Winry. "Stop making out and get ready for your date." she said before leaving the room.

Roy chuckled. "Well, you heard her. Go get ready."

"Um, yeah." replied Ed as he got up. He was still blushing as he grabbed some clothes and took a quick shower.

Roy had an arm wrapped around Ed's waist as they walked down the sidewalk, trying to figure out what to do for the day.

The two passed by a woman's clothing store.

"You know, we should really get you a bra." Roy chirped quietly.

Ed blushed at the thought. "Shut up, bastard." he muttered. "You're not getting me into woman's clothes."

"Edward..."

"No. I'm still a guy."

"Really? Your body would have to disagree." Roy commented.

Ed looked away, still blushing. "Let's eat someplace, I'm starving!" Ed exclaimed as his stomach growled.

"Thanks for...the meal..." Edward rambled quietly. He had eaten so much that he didn't feel like talking.

"Of course, FullMetal."

Roy payed the bill and the two left.

From the shadows, three men watched the couple walk off.

"Looks like we've got ourselves a kitty to fetch, boys." one of the men whispered as he licked his lips. The other two men sneered, waiting for the right time to make their move.

And there you have chapter 1. :)

(1.) Onii-san is like 'Big Brother'. It's a Japanese word if any of you want to look it up since I can't explain it very well.

(2.) Kachank: It's supposed to be the noise the door makes when someone opens it.

Yup, I'm a girl, so I exaggerated a lot on the hips. But let's face it; female hips are wider. And I have no experience in kissing, thus making this scene suck, so shush. xD

R&R plz. Any ideas about the story are also welcome. ^_^