That is Matt.

That is Matt.

Matt is that.

This Matt-is-that,

This Matt-is-that!

I do not like

This Matt-is-that!

Do you like Mortal Kombat?

I do not like it,

Matt-is-that.

I do not like

Mortal Kombat!

Would you like it

In a chair?

I would not like it

In a chair,

I would not like it

Anywhere!

I do not like

Mortal Kombat.

I do not like it,

Matt-is-that.

Would you like it

In our flat?

Would you like it

Without the rats?

I do not like it

In our flat,

I do not like it

Without rats.

I do not like it

In a chair.

I do not like it

Anywhere.

I do not like Mortal Kombat.

I do not like it, Matt-is-that!

Would you play it

On Xbox?

Would you play

With Megan Fox?

Not on Xbox.

Not Megan Fox.

Not in our flat.

Not without rats.

I would not play it in a chair.

I would not play it anywhere.

I do not like Mortal Kombat,

I do not like it, Matt-is-that.

Would you, could you,

In my car?

Play it, play it!

Then we'll spar!

I would not,

Could not,

In your car.

You might like it

On some day.

You might like it

If you're gay?

I would not, could not ever be gay.

Not in your car, just go away!

I do not like it on Xbox.

… I don't even like Megan Fox!

I do not like it in out flat.

I do not like it without rats.

I do not like it in a chair.

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like Mortal Kombat.

I do not like it, Matt-is-that.

A tram! A tram!

… A tram! A tram!

Could you, would you,

On a tram?

Not on a tram! … And I'm not gay!

Not in your car! Matt, go away!

I would not, could not on Xbox.

I still can't stand that Megan Fox!

I will not play even without rats.

I will not play it in our flat.

I will not play it in a chair.

I will not play it anywhere.

I do not like it, Matt-is-that.

Hey!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

In the dark.

Would you, could you,

Give a damn?

I would not, could not, give a damn.

Not in the dark, not on a tram.

Not in your car, I'm still not gay.

I do not like it, anyway.

Not in our flat, not on Xbox.

Not without rats. Ew, Megan Fox.

I will not play it in a chair.

I will not play it anywhere!

You do not like

Mortal Kombat?

I do not

Like it,

Matt-is-that.

Could you, would you,

Touch my chest?

Why the

Hell would I

Touch your chest?

I said play it in my vest!

Idiot. You said 'touch my chest'!

But I still will not play it in your vest.

Nor will I give a damn.

I will not play it on a tram.

Not in the dark! … I think you're gay!

Not in your car, now go away!

I do not like it on Xbox.

Why even mention Megan Fox?

I will not play it in the flat.

I do not like it without rats.

I do not like it in a chair.

I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like

Mortal

Kombat.

I do not like it,

Matt-is-that.

You do not like it,

So you say…

Play it, play it,

And you may!

And… so what if I am gay?

Matt!

If you let me be,

I will play it…

Then you'll see!

…

Hey!

I do like Mortal Kombat!

I do! I like it, Matt-is-that!

I'm still not touching your chest,

Nor would I play it in your vest…

But I really would give a damn!

Even in the dark! Or on a tram!

And in your car! And – wait… you're gay?

No, seriously, Matt. Are you really gay?

Anyway, I'll play on Xbox.

And But Megan Fox is still a slut.

("Mels, that doesn't even rhyme…"

"Shut the hell up before your 'coming out' is in front of the Mafia."

"…")

And I will play it in our flat.

And… get rid of these stupid rats!

And I will play it in a chair.

And I will play it ANYWHERE!

... Just not with you.