My name is Sirius Black. Yes, the same 'Sirius Black' that was James Potter's best friend! I don't know any others, do you? Well, you might, but I don't. Anyway, I'm Sirius, and I'm here to tell you something. It's not terribly important, but it's a right bit of gossip, I'll tell you! …Not that I gossip! I mean… you know… who doesn't talk about people? It's not really gossip, it's just… human nature, and I happen to have the nature of a human.

Anyway, this bit of information I have for you is about Harry Potter. Yes, the same Harry Potter that is my godson. But not just the Pronglet! It's about Hermione Granger, too! Ah, the two of them, quite the pair! I'm 'sirius' about that! Ha! Get it? Sirius instead of serious! I'm a genius! What was I talking about? Oh, right! Harry and Hermione! Those two! They're in love and they don't even know it! Kids these days… Oh bugger! I was going to let the suspense build… Now, I'm depressed… I need chocolate. Or ice cream… that sounds good… chocolate ice cream with chunks of chocolate. Damn… now I'm hungry!

Damnit! Harry and Hermione! Focus, Padfoot! Right, now I saw them doing something couplish! Is that even a word? Hmm… I don't know… Right! The pups! I call them that, Harry and Hermione, anyway. Well, I saw them cuddling on the sofa! What? It's exciting! Maybe if I showed you the memory instead…

I walked into the library in Grimmauld Place, and there they were! Lying on the couch, cuddling!

Harry was lying on the couch half asleep, Hermione half on top of him. He had an arm around her waist and the hand of his other was grabbing one of her wrists. The hand that's attached to the wrist that Harry was gripping fisted a portion of Harry's shirt, around the collar. Hermione laughing softly at something that Harry had said as she unintentionally wrapped one of her legs around one of his.

I smiled to myself and left the room. I would find that book about house-elf stuffing later. Kreacher 'mysteriously disappearing' would have to wait another day…

So, that's why I went to the library! Um… Not that I was going to kill him! Because I wasn't!

So, I've decided that Harry and Hermione are the new James and Lily. Well, look at them! Both Lily and Hermione are muggleborn and best in their year, and Harry and James look the same, have the same morals, and would do anything for the respective person I paired them with! I mean, surely, you've seen it! Look at them last year! No one believed him except Hermione, and they grew close! They love each other; you can see it in their eyes. At least, I can. I don't know about you, but I can… It really is like watching Lily and James again… Remus said the same thing after I told him. But that is another story, my friends. Unless you're a Deatheater, then you're not my friend…