OHMIGOD! YOU WOULD NEVER BEGIN TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I WENT THROUGH! I WAS SUCKED INTO THIS GIGANTIC VORTEX AND I ENDED UP IN THE MIDDLE AGES WITH THE STRANGEST VARIETY OF PEOPLE EVER! LEGOLAS, SAM WHITWIKEY, DAMON SALVATORE, ERAGON SHADSELAYER, HARRY POTTER AND DOBBY AND AND AND OPRAH! IT WAS I N S A N E ! okay, I really don't have a suitable explanation for why this took forever. I apologize.

PS, I disclaim.

One day…. Two days… three days…. Four days.

Serena couldn't remember ever being so frustrated. It came to the point that whenever she walked by any amount of water it would freeze. As worried as Elena was, she couldn't help but find Serena's reactions amusing. For example, she'd been able to use the pair of ice skates she'd found in Serena's massive wardrobe on the now frozen pool. She's just managed to bring Serena onto the ice when both girls' cell phones rang.

Serena's hands flashed to her pocket, quickly grabbing her phone. She brought it to her ear, an anxious expression on her features.

"It's all good, those vampires couldn't compare to a badass like me." Came Damon's voice over the phone. Serena barely held back a squeal of glee.

"So that means…?" Serena trailed off, not wanting to get her hopes up.

"So that better mean you'll be on the next flight over here!"

"Will do as soon as we're done, Lena and I are on our way to the airport! So you and Stefan and Mr. Saltzman are okay, right? No one got hurt?" Serena couldn't help but think there was a slight hesitation before he answered.

"Like I said, I'm way too badass. It only took so long because we couldn't figure out where to attack, and you know how overly cautious Stefan can be. So I should see you soon?"

"Yeah, of course. I-I'll see you soon." Serena stuttered. There was definitely something up. She could tell through his voice. She hung up and looked over to Elena, who was talking to Stefan on her own phone. She was smiling, and then suddenly blushing furiously.

"I love you too Stefan, bye." She hung up, turning to Serena.

"So, ready to go?" she asked.

"Umm yeah. Why are you blushing?" Serena asked the brunette.

"I'm not blushing." She answered, looking away.

"Yes you are! What's up?" Serena asked.

"It's nothing just… I think Stefan wanted to have phone sex! That's so not like him." Elena admitted, embarrassment coloring her cheeks once more. Serena blinked several times, and then burst out laughing.

"S-stefan Sal-lvatore? P-phone s-sex?" she asked in between laughter.

"Shut up, Serena!" Elena exclaimed, face redder than ever. She waited another five minutes before the raven haired girl finally stopped laughing.

"Right, so let's go pack." Serena said in what she hoped was a serious tone. Elena agreed, but couldn't help but think she heard Serena mumble 'Stefan' and 'Phone sex' and chuckle under her breath every once in a while.

They girls skated off of the pool (Serena barefoot, which still seemed to shock Elena) and quickly went back into the house. Their suit cases were practically packed, except for few belongings seeing as the girls had been so eager to leave.

"SEAN!" Serena shouted as she grabbed her suit case. Sean had stuck around with them since they'd arrived, while Mitchell, who had finally realized he couldn't get into Serena's pants anymore, had disappeared. And good riddance, Serena thought to herself, not for the first time.

"SERENA!" Sean shouted back just as loudly, causing Serena to jump. "Jeez, 'Rena, I've been standing here for about five minutes." Sean said from his doorway.

"Oh. Well Elena and I are going back to Mystic Falls. You can come to, you know." Serena said.

"As much as I'd love to be the third wheel to two whipped-as-hell couples, I've got plans." Sean said heavily, a smile creeping over his lips.

"What plans?" Serena said, sad to see her friend go.

"A new bike, and then I'm just gonna go were the wind takes me."

"And that would be?" Serena asked, grinning.

"The wind isn't sure yet, but when he knows I think I'll be the first to know." Sean smirked. "I'm not staying any longer though. If you guys are leaving, I'm leaving with you guys.

The three were out of the house five minutes later, Elena eagerly hailing a cab.

"Thanks for everything, Sean. Really. I don't think we could have done it without you." Serena said smiling at her friend gratefully.

"It's not a problem. We may be a screwed up one, but we're family, you and I." he said. He turned to Elena, hugging her and telling her to say good bye to Stefan for her.

"Now Elena, look you've got the whole brown hair and brown eyes kinda thing, and you're a human dating a vampire. I think you know where I'm going with this." Sean said, looking intensely at Elena. Elena looked bewildered, and glanced at Serena. Serena only shrugged, just as confused as she was.

"No I really don't—"

"The Cullen vampires, Elena, Twilight! If become pregnant and piss off a bunch of powerful vamps, you can count me out. But if you do need a godfather, than I'm sure there will be some werewolf there in Mystic Falls to help you out." Sean said. Elena rolled her eyes, chuckling.

"Bye, Sean."

Serena turned to Sean.

"Guess this is good bye." She said sadly.

"Nah, just a temporary bye. I'm sure we're bound to meet again." Sean said, scooping Serena into a hug. Serena smiled, getting into the cab after Elena she rolled down her window to wave at him.

"Now if the next time I see you is at yours or Elena's wedding, I'm not sure!" he said, laughing at Serena's expression.

"Sean!" she exclaimed.

"Love you too, Serena!" he waved at them until he could see them no longer, and then turned to the mansion for one last time. He turned on his heel, and walked away from his past.

So yeah, I think I'll post soon, but I've just sorta lost it. This is really just a filler chapter, but as I just said, I've lost It for VD. I don't ship DAMON/ELENA at all, so I haven't been to happy with the show. Oh well.