I recently discovered the wonderful worlds of AVPM and Wrock, and this story hit me randomly, hope you like it, if you dont understand it, go to you tube and look up AVPM, its hilarious, and I DON'T own it, okay, not read, then review:P

Draco stared at the odd bird that stood on his window sill. It looked like an owl but was a vivid red and had only one eye.

"Daddy?" Scorpio spoke up from next to him. "What is it?"

The boy walked closer to the... thing. Its large, orange eye blinked and the boy cocked his head.

"I don't know, Scorpio, but stay away from it" Draco replied, pulling his son away from the creature. "Get out of here" he said to it, waving his arms in its direction.

The bird, however, turned its gaze from son to father.

"Just take the damn letter" it rasped.

Both Dracos and Scorpios jaws dropped. A talking owl? Was it even possible? Draco recovered first and shook the shock off.

He edged closer to the creature and noticed, for the first time, the scroll clasped in its claws. He slowly reached forward and grabbed the scroll.

"Finally" the owl grumbled and was gone in a second.

Draco stared at the parchment as if it was animal dung in his hand. Nevertheless, he rolled it open and started to read.

Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Headmaster: Rumbleroar

(Talking lion)

Dear Mr. Malfoy,

It has recently come to our attention that, as a youth, you presented a strong desire to attend our institution. Currently, due to a lack of interest as well as your prestige, it has been decided that and invitation to Pigfarts should be extended in your direction.

Please contact Moonshine Potter for information on the rocket ride to Mars if you wish to attend. Moonshine will except a reply no later than the 31 of July

Sincerely,

Proffesser McGonagill

"Pigfarts?" Draco muttered incredulously, his eyebrows furrowed. His eyes focused on one of the names. "Bloody Potter."

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