Got inspired by a german forum about sentences with two meanings. Unfortunately many of them aren't funny in here since MANY german words have a double-meaning. But there were still some good ones!

Part 1 of the double meaning jokes!

Yes, these things DID happen but I'm transferring them into Hetalia

Please don't tell me how this isn't funny!

R&R

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World meeting:

-England gives out business papers-

America: *moans loudly from boredom*

England: shut up you git! Just imagine how I must be moaning, thinking of you!...GAH NO! I didn't mean it that way!

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France and Prussia are running:

-Prussia wins-

France: Maybe you're faster but I can do longer!

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Hungary: I've got a sore throat. What would help?

Prussia: A bit of sucking? (on cough candy but you can view it differently)

Hungary: *hits his head repeatedly with frying pan*

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The Italy brothers, Germany and Spain are camping. There are two tents, one for Spain and Romano, the other one for Germany and Italy. They all sit in the latter tent and talk. Suddenly, Romano and Spain go back to their own.

Germany and Italy are alone but hear sounds from the other tent.

*shuffling for a long time*

Spain: No let's try something different

Romano: AH OHhhh Yeah that's AWESOME*

Germany and Italy giggle a bit

Romano: DAMN IT! Your thing must go deeper otherwise it feels like shit!

Germany and Italy burst out laughing

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Axis meeting:

-Japan hasn't arrived yet-

Germany: Look Italy, that's Herr Schtick! I found him in the forest once.

Italy: Vee! That's a cool stick.

Germany: But I should hide it from Kiku, he's embrassed about words with double-meaning.

-Japan arrives, Germany hides the stick under the desk-

Italy: *fumbles with the stick under the desk*

Germany: *does the same*

Japan: Would you please stop doing that?

Italy: Vee but I'm just playing with Germany's stick!

Japan: O.O

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World meeting:

-Different seating, everyone meets new people.-

-Japan and Hungary talk-

England: gah would you stop talking please?

Japan: But this is the first time we get to talk...

France: Oui oui, the first time always hurts.

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Prussia: Man Hungary, why won't you admit you love the awesome me?

Hungary: Grr stop it or I'll bite something off! (She meant his head)

Prussia: *bursts out laughing* I always knew you wanted to!

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*german is funnier since the word "geil" means "awesome" and "horny" at the same time

Soo that's it for now...reviews make me happy and maybe there'll be more updates this way :)