Alright I know I should be working on other things but I can't help but write this down.

We all know Sera and Syria come from a different universe and they did write some fan fictions back in their universe. We also know that their friends frequently drop by, so what if they happened to give sera and Syria the list of "you know you're obsessed with transformers when:" list. Well sideswipe being the snoop that he is finds the very extensive list in Sera's bedroom. What do you think will happen when the mechs read it? Read on if you dare, oh and if you want copy and paste a few on to your profile since this list does kind of apply to that.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but Sera, Syria, and Joey all recognizable characters are the sole property of Hastak and I would bet that that's how it will always be. I will return them when they have served their purposes but their sanity may be completely dead by the time that happens.

You know you're obsessed with the transformers if you are looking at this.

-Sera and Syria

Sideswipe's POV

Finally she fell in to the state of sleep he needed her in; the humans called it REM sleep or rapid eye movement sleep the deepest sleep a human could achieve without going in to a comma. I materialized my holoform in to her room and watched her still form for any sign that she suspected my presence.

My brother was currently in recharge so I was alone for now; her twin sister as well was asleep so nobody knew I was in here hopefully. She had forbidden me from entering her room if she wasn't awake, or if she hadn't invited me. To quote her "if you ever come in my room without my permission, I don't care if megatron is ripping out primes spark you are to not come in without my permission." At first I thought that was a little harsh but then again humans liked their privacy. I walked soundlessly over to her bedside and watched her for a few moments before pulling a few wayward strands of her crimson hair from her face.

She slept peacefully tonight a small smile adorning her full lips; I had to resist the urge to place my lips on hers. She was a twitchy sleeper for sure her legs kicking out every so often and her arms coming over her eyes at random intervals.

"Sunny you idiot." She murmured in her sleep

I held back a laugh she apparently talked in her sleep or at least insulted people in her sleep. She rolled over and something fell out of the bed. I tensed and waited for her to wake up and possibly kill my holoform and me. Nothing she didn't even stir instead she let out a sleepy laugh and became still again. The mysterious object that had fallen out of the bed was a very thick binder full of papers. 'How did I not notice that?' I asked myself before picking up the strange binder. I closed it and got a good look at the cover.

The cover was covered in pictures from their original home, with their friends, a few of the other mechs like ironhide and ratchet, their mother, me and my twin brother, Lennox, Sam, Mikeala, and Annabelle but mostly their friends and themselves. In the center of the binder cover the title of the bunch of papers written in Sera's elegant script.

"You Know you're Obsessed With Transformers When:"

The title was enough to make my curiosity flare up full strength. I walked right out of the room and closed the door behind me soundlessly. I sat in my alternate form looking at the thick binders cover contemplating if I should even open it. I pulled away from the human barracks and made my way to the and place the binder on the human table and sat down in front of it.

"If I die after I read this I have no regrets." I muttered before opening the binder.

The first page was a memo of sorts:

Dear readers,

Or should I say transfans before you read this you should probably ask yourself how much you really like these guys. For me and my friends they are the air we breathe, the water we drink, the last things we see at night and the first things we see when we wake up. For me and my sister they are so much more than that, but im getting off topic. Read on if you think you have the transfan addiction if you don't have it read it any way for a good laugh.

Sincerely, Sera and Syria Corona

: End memo:

I blinked my holoform eyes, I knew sera and Syria wrote but I didn't know how much. I turned the page and immediately began to read.

You know you're obsessed with the transformers when:

1. You nickname yourself after your favorite mech and or femme.
2. You think that Darth Vader is a pussy and megatron is the true lord of the sith.
3. You squeal uncontrollably when you see any of the cars from transformers; no matter what generation.
4. You cuss as badly as ratchet, or ironhide, the Chevy twins, or the Lamborghini twins.
5. You have perfected your evil sunstreaker or megatron laugh.
6. When you leave home you shout "ROLL OUT!" Or "DECEPTICONS MOBILIZE!"
7. You hear any song on the radio and you immediately think of a transformer.
8. Whenever you hear an explosion you immediately run outside screaming "Wheeljack!"
9. You tell your physics teacher that he/she is full of it and that the transformers have proven it is possible to travel faster than the speed of light.
10. You look at Barney and think about armada megatron quickly followed by the thought "megatron I have lost what little respect I had for you."
11. While all the other children obsessed over their yu-gi-oh and Pokémon you were still obsessing over the newest transformers toy.
12. You're a girl and when you mother gave you a Barbie you immediately set it on fire and demanded a transformer instead.
13. You cried when starscream died in armada.
14. You give every yellow Lamborghini a very large berth.
15. You have an irrational fear of black and white Saleen mustangs
16. You think that the police motto 'To Punish and Enslave.' Is more fitting than 'To Protect and Serve.'
17. You start school wide allegiances and stage a full scale battle over control over the school lunch rotunda.
18. You're a boy and you thought that G.I Joe could go die in a hole and that transformers was so much cooler.
19. You would gladly kill anyone who told you that harry potter was better than transformers.
20. Your friends often call you as vain as tracks or worse Sunstreaker
21. Your pranking record is almost as extensive as sideswipes or skywarps.
22. You often picture somebody you hate being run over by your favorite autobot/decepticon
23. You can accurately quote all the movies word for word.
24. You become angry when someone misquotes the transformers.
25. You no longer cuss in your native language you cuss in cybertronian.
26. When your friends have been pranked by you they scream "LAMBORGHINI TWINS!" instead of your names.
27. You became severely depressed when jazz was ripped in half
28. You cried when optimus died in the 1986 movie and in the 2009 movie.
29. You get in to accidents on the off chance ratchet or first aid will pick you up.
30. Your friends all have transformers designations and ranks
31. Whoever has the designations optimus prime and megatron in your little group are the leaders and you follow them without question
32. You can never look at a boom box the same way ever again
33. You do your college thesis on why Wheeljacks inventions always explode or where optimus's trailer goes when he transforms.
34. You shudder at the thought of optimus or for that matter any of the older mechs saying "all the shorties in the house say YEAH!"
35. This also goes for "it's so hot today I saw a squirrel rubbing sun block on his nuts!"
36. You pull a sunstreaker when someone messes up your hair.
37. Therapy is useless and your transformers delusions agree with you.
38. The mach 5 race car has nothing on Blur
39. You think gundam is stupid and transformers always will be better.
40. You send IDW angry letters for killing sunstreaker off repeatedly.
41. Remote controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
42. You go to Hoover dam monthly to make sure megatron is safely under all those layers of ice.


I leaned back impressed and slightly worried, impressed because some of them were pretty accurate, and worried because Sera had done at least half the list if not more. I wanted to continue but I was already in enough trouble for taking it no need to get caught with it. I slipped the binder in to subspace and returned to my quarters for some recharge. All the while the large smirk on my face plates never left.

Soooooooo what do you guys think? Good? Bad? Or just okay? Your reviews will tell me. This came to me while reading my profile and I saw the signs of a rabid transformers fan girl on it and well this was born.
So review and tell me what you think.

This was written to help get the writer juices flowing again, and for my personal enjoyment.