(A/N) Hey guys….OMG this is my first fanfic! *hyperventilates* ok…im fine…0.o…anyways…as I said it's my first fanfic so please be nice in the reviewing and stuff…hope you guys like it

Warning: Well I don't have anything to warn about except for the fact that may be some Sakura-bashing….not because I hate her like SOME people I know but just for comedy entertainment…that's if it's funny….

Diclaimer: *sigh* nope I dnt own Naruto…Masashi Kishimoto sama does…but I do own the story and plot so YEA ME…*jumps and freeze in mid air*

Morning Me =3

Beep Beep Beep Beep

~groan~

Hands stuck out the sheets like a mummy before submerging under the silk.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

~mumble~

The figure tossed and turned until settling itself, an arm dangling over the edge of the king-sized bed.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

~grumble~

The sheets receded to reveal a golden yellow lock of hair.

Beep Beep Beep Be-SMASH!

"Good morning Master Uzumaki…I'll see to replacing your alarm clock,"

"Thanks Niles," the said blonde said sitting up, rubbing his nape.

"Your ramen sir," the butler places a tray with a bowl of noodles, tender roast pork speckled with white and red swirled fishcake all floating in the broth, "and your milk," placing a tall glass of 2% skim milk on the coaster.

"That's all Niles, thanks again," Naruto smiled his canines gleaming.

"At your service," Niles bowed out.

Naruto immediately stuffed roasted pork in his mouth, with a silly smile on his tanned whiskered face.

*Kiba's Dorm*

"Kibaaa-kun,"

Kiba stirred in his sleep

"Wake up silly," the voice said tickling his side.

He chuckled lightly out of his sleep. He smiled at the female which now hovered over him. She beamed at him as he stroked a lock out of her face.

"Morning Penny," he said smoothly.

"It's Jenny," she said enchanted in his voice.

"It's doesn't really matter does it?" he murmured kissing her passionately cutting off a possible protest. He pulled away looking deeply in her eyes, " as long as I get to look into your sparkling eyes, it doesn't really matter what your names is," he said his voice deep to romantice perfection.

"Oh Kiba-kun!" she cried embracing him tightly, " I love you so much,"

"Yeah…I love me too," he murmured stroking her hair.

*30 mins later in homeroom*

"So I told her ' you can't let the mash potatoes touch the peas'. It's just so gross. But did she listen? *chomp* NO! You know? *chomp* I should fire her…but she makes the best desserts…yummmm…her apple pie…"

"And there he goes again," Shikamaru sighed shaking his head. Shino stood beside him clad in khaki pants, white shirt and a blue jacket with the red Konoha insignia sewn neatly on. This was the uniform of the males at the school.

"This must be the 17th cook he's had these 3 months…however I'm quite surprised he hasn't fired this one…it's been what?"

"2 months," Shino answered his dark specs reflectiong the sun's light.

"She must be a good cook," Shikamaru nodded.

"I'm sure it's something else," Shino shrugged.

"What?"

"Never mind," Shino pushed the subject aside.

"Troublesome,"

At that moment Sasuke and Neji entered the classroom solemn as always, Sasuke's right hand in his pockets.

"Morning Sasuke, Neji," Shno greeted.

"What's up?" Shikamaru nodded.

"Hello…nothing much," Neji answered.

Sasuke looked at Chouji who now was on his phone telling the cook not to make carrots touch the chicken…even if it's stew chicken. He shook his head only to hear the feminine chatter and giggles behind him.

Fangirls.

He sighed and ignored them. Then he heard a familiar voice chattering with no chance of stopping until he heard a shy soft voice interrupt. Ino and Hinata. This would mean the girls are here. He turned his head towards the door, his raven black bangs flowing to the movement. This caused more giggles and few squeals from the fan club behind.

"Morning everyone!" Ino shouted.

"God, do you have to be loud every morning?" Sakura mumbled brushing past the enthusiastic blonde.

"Hey at least I'm not the one who's tired from staring at Sasuke-kun's picture all last night…just paste it on your billboard size of a brow and carry a mirror…then u can look at it all you want," Ino sneered blowing a raspberry.

Sakura gasped, her cheeks flaming.

"Ino-pig!" she growled.

"Come on guys…we're all friends here," Hinata mumbled shyly.

"Neji," Tenten called out.

Neji's solemn face broke out of it's stern blank expression and was tinted red. He smiled as he pecked his girl on the lips.

"How was your sleep, Tenten?" he asked suggestively to which she winked.

Before she could answer back a voice could be heard outside the classroom…bellowing .

"SAI, CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"

Everyone turned towards the door to see Naruto and Sai enter the class. Naruto actually stormed in with Sai smiling as calm as ever. Hinata started blushin as soon as she laid eyes on the infuriated blondie.

"Why are you so obsessed with my hood, dude?" Naruto asked fuming.

"Well by to way you act you seem…to be missing something," Sai cocked his head to the right, smiling his signature fake smile.

"You'll be missing somethings when I'm done with you, you sick son of a b-"

"Yo dobe," Sasuke called out before Naruto can say anymore, "can't you be normal one morning?" he smirked.

Fan girls squealed as they saw his signature expression.

"Not now teme…I'll deal with you later," Naruto waved off.

"Good morning class," a voice barked.

Everyone quickly went to their seats forgetting the recent situations.

"Good morning Anko-sensei," they chorused in unison.

"Homeroom has officially begun, so let's get this over with this so we can get on with our miserable lives," Anko sighed flipping through a register book.

"Anko-sensei!"

"Oh boy," Anko groaned as she massaged her temples.

"Anko-sensei, I've fibished my duties as jall moniter," the power-of-youth-driven saluted.

Snickers and annoyed groans resounded through the class.

"Lee just take a seat," Anko said exasperated.

"Yes ma'am." And he marched to his seat.

"That dude is something else," Shikamaru said.

"You can say that again," Naruto grumbled.

As Anko began listing out the names, Naruto looked to his left there stood an empty desk.

"Where's dog-breath?" Naruto thought to himself.

"Uzumaki?"

"Uh…here ma'am," Naruto snapped out of his thoughts.

Naruto looked over at his lazy bones of a friend who was trying to take a nap.

"Hey Shikamaru….where's Kiba?"

"C'mon Naruto," Shikamru shifted his postion of his arms and laid his head with a sigh, " Even a dumbass knows,"

*Hallway*

"So when can I see you again?" the short blonde asked fluttering her eyes.

"I don't know when…but there'll be time," he said holding her hand.

He kissed it lightly and looked deep in her eyes, "But I'm sure it'll be soon…until then, stay beautiful," and he lightly kissed her lips for good measure leaving her speechless.

He turned to leave with a smirk on his lips, "Yup…still got it," he muttered popping his collar, walking to homeroom…late as always.

A/N: So guys this is the first chapter of "Highschool Troubles I Guess"...so nervous u might not like it...and since i'm a rookie at this...the chapters may be short...anywayz...press the magical button to review...the plot may not be there as yet...but you'll soon see it...