in this fanfic, N-kun (North Korea) is an ass. im sorry if that offends people.

I won't deny, I love this one.

"Yao-Yao…vake up, Yao-Yao, it's your birt'day." China moaned, shifting in his bed and bringing the panda-print blanket over his face to block out the sun. "You are avake now, da?"

"Meiyou…" China muttered, turning his back on the Russian. Russia poked (stabbed?) China's ribs with his pointer finger. "Ouch, aru!" China muttered, rolling away from his rough lover.

"Yao-Yao, you have to vake up now," Russia spoke softly, clambering onto the bed. China sat up, giving Russia a death glare, and shoving him off the bed. Russia fell over with a small "owie!"

"Bu, zou kai!" China huffed, rolling over away from Russia. Russia sat up, scowling at the stubborn black-haired man before getting to his feet and leaving. A content smile appeared on China's face.

"Wake up, da~ze!" China groaned at the extra weight that suddenly appeared. "Brother?"

"Get off me, aru!" China ordered. Korea rolled off, bouncing towards the door.

"Happy birthday!" And the black-haired Korean darted off. China sat up quickly. Birthday? That's right…today was October 10th, China's birthday. How could he forget?

China dragged himself out of bed and into the family room, where Taiwan and Hong Kong were talking quietly. Taiwan saw China and glomped him. "Ni hao, Yao-nii! Happy birthday!" She sung.

"Nice to see you, Mei-Mei, aru!" China smiled. He glanced at Hong Kong. "Happy birthday to you too, Hong Kong," He added. Hong Kong puffed out his cheeks and turned his head away in a defiant sort of way.

"Kaoru-nii is in a mean mood today," Taiwan explained. China nodded, frowning. Hong Kong glared at her and stomped off.

"Mei-Mei, have you been…ahem…" China blushed. Taiwan tilted her head questioningly, thinking that over. Then her eyes went wide and her face went cherry red.

"Oh! Oh no oh no oh no!" Taiwan cried. China grinned at the panicking brunette. She shook her head so hard the flower in her hair fell out. "No, China! I am a virgin! I am a pure girl; I haven't even had my first kiss yet! Oh, I've never even been touched intimately by a boy!" Taiwan ranted.

"What is she blathering about?" Hong Kong sneered. Korea draped an arm around the Chinese boy's shoulder.

"She's talking about how much of a virgin she is, da~ze! She hasn't even been kissed yet!" Korea laughed. N-kun (North Korea) scoffed.

"I could fix that."

"Don't you dare lay a finger on her!" Hong Kong shouted. Taiwan blushed. Japan came out, confused at all the yelling.

"What is wrong?" He asked. He turned to Korea. "Yong Soo?"

"Nothing, Love. Just Hong Kong struggling internally about his feelings for Taiwan," Korea replied casually, wrapping his arms around Japan's small waist.

"WHAT?"

"China-nii, I got you new clothes! Please go put them on!" Japan chirped, holding out the red changshan. China studied it.

"This is actually a changshan this time, isn't it, aru?" He asked suspiciously.

"Why, would you think I would get you a cheongsam?" Japan asked mockingly.

"You did last year, aru," China muttered, walking off to change.

"You got him cheongsam, da?" Russia asked when China was out of earshot.

"Fufufufu, of course I did!"

Belarus came out, on the phone with Mexico. "No, no, it's China's birthday. Da, its only natural. Jose, he's my brother's lover; I'm not about to up and leave!" She grumbled.

"Nobody will miss you," N-kun offered mock-helpfully. Belarus glared at him.

"Ah, Yekta is calling. Da. Bye, Jose," Belarus answered the incoming call. "Yekta, where are you?" She asked.

Russia could hear the distinct sound of their older sister apologizing and sobbing. Belarus frowned. "Yekta, just get here when you can. Meet him and then come here. Bye," Belarus hung up.

"Is Ukraine on her way?" Korea asked. Belarus shook her head.

"No, she said that she needed to talk to someone and he said he wanted to meet her and that it was important," Belarus explained.

"He?" Russia stood up. "Tell me his name!"

"Sit down, Brat," Belarus ordered. Russia crossed his arms and sat back down.

"JAAAAAPAAAAAN, ARU!" Japan smirked, watching as China stomped out in a Chinese dress, his face red with anger and embarrassment.

"Yao-Yao, you look so beautiful," Russia smiled, holding out his arms. China reluctantly sat down, glaring daggers at the Japanese man across from him.

"The noodles!" and with that, Japan was gone. Korea blinked.

"Okay then," He shrugged. Japan came back out with bowls of noodles. He set a big bowl in front of China, who smiled back.

"Ring~! Ring~! ANSWER THE PHONE, RUSSIA!" Russia yelped in fear, pulling out his cell phone and answering it.

"Privet?"

"Raivis is trying to kill me!" everyone in the room heard it.

"Vhat? Explain vhat he is doing. And vhy am I missing t'is?" Russia asked.

"Not funny! He-hey, that one almost hit me, you little bitch!"

"Explain again what you and Finland did, Eduard!"

"Wait, wait, Russia likes that vase!"

"PUT THAT VASE BACK VHERE YOU GOT IT!" Russia shouted into the phone. Silence instead of shattering. "Did he?"

"Y-y-yes."

"Good, good. Listen to me; if you two continue t'is shit, I vill torture and kill Latvia," Russia threatened. China's eyes went wide.

"Don't you dare, Russia!" Estonia's tone turned threatening.

"Oh, are they having bed-buddy tension?" N-kun asked excitedly. "I love messing with bed-buddies who are having bed-buddy tension!" He cackled.

"WE ARE NOT HAVING BED-BUDDY TENSION! STOP SAYING THAT!"

"My threat still stands," Russia cut in.

"We'll stop for now." and the line went dead.

"Would you actually hurt Latvia?" Japan asked worriedly.

"Of course not. I just understood that the only vay to get them to stop vas to threaten the submissive one's life," Russia explained.

Ukraine came into the house then, sniffling, and was followed shortly by a confused and worried Dane. Russia shot to his feet. "Vhat you do to Ukraine? You hurt her, Bastard?" Russia shouted.

"C-calm down, Russia. It-it was nothing," Ukraine explained, wiping the tear-tracks from her cheeks. Denmark cleared his throat.

"Sorry to barge in. I just wanted to walk Yekta to the door," He coughed.

"Thank you, Mathias," Ukraine smiled.

"I'm sorry again, Yekta...I just thought-" Denmark started.

"*Yes."

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Ukraine giggled.

"You are funny! I said 'yes'.'' She repeated.

"Yes vhat?" Russia asked suspiciously. Denmark was ecstatic.

"YES! WOOHOO! Alright, see you as soon as I can, Yekta! Bye!" Denmark waved and left, still cheering.

"Vhat vas t'at?" Russia's lilac eyes narrowed.

"Nothing to be concerned about, Russia," Ukraine dismissed. She noticed China sitting on the Russian's lap. "Happy birthday, China," She smiled big.

"Thank you, aru!" China blushed.

"Truth or dare, Russia?" Russia stopped trying to gnaw on his dog collar, looking up at Hong Kong.

"Dare."

"I dare you to not be able to say anything except for dog sounds for the rest of this game," he smirked. Russia growled deep in his throat. "Yes, like that!"

Russia turned and stared down Taiwan. Taiwan blinked. "Me?" She squeaked.

"Arf!"Russia replied. Everyone stared at him. He stared back blankly.

"Dare..." Taiwan mumbled.

"Kiss Hong Kong," Russia ordered. Taiwan's face went red. China pulled on Russia's leash.

"Ivan!" He cried. Russia made a cute puppy-like whimper, making China blush. Taiwan scooted over to Hong Kong. The Chinese boy raised an eyebrow at her, watching as she squeezed her eyes shut and mentally prepared herself.

"Come on, just do it!" N-kun groaned.

"Shut up, North!" Korea hissed.

"Kiss my ass, South!"

"How bout I kick it instead?"

"Try me!"

"HEY, ARU!" China screamed, pointing to where Hong Kong had captured Taiwan's lips gently. The little brunette pulled away, glancing at the Chinese boy shyly. Hong Kong crossed his arms and remained emotionless.

With a small sob, Taiwan scrambled to her feet and ran into the other room. Her flower fell out of her hair again. Hong Kong looked down guiltily, then ran after her.

"What just happened?" Belarus inquired, coming into the room with her cell phone still open.

"Arf!" Russia replied. Ukraine and China giggled.

"I'll go now! China, truth or dare?" N-kun asked. China bit his lip.

"Truth, aru."

"How far did you and Vietnam go when you were with her?" N-kun smirked. Russia started to choke on his vodka. China paled, ignoring his lover choking practically to death.

"U-uh, we-we...just, um...had sex, aru!" China quickly covered his mouth. Russia's dark purple aura (that China had been keeping away for so long, damn it!) surrounded him and he started to chant something. Slowly, it became loud enough for others to hear.

"Kol...kol...kol...kol...kol...kol..." Japan hugged Korea tightly and cowered into his shirt, while Korea held him equally as tight in fear. N-kun cowered, terror flickering in his dark brown eyes. China hugged Ukraine tightly, making sure to keep his face away from her (inhumanly) large breasts.

Belarus stood there for a moment, the only one who was not frozen in fear by that little chant. She pouted, realizing what she had to do. "And I thought I'd never have to do this again," She grumbled. Russia held up a bloody water pipe and she came to terms with what she knew she had to do.

"Brother~, let's get married! MARRIED!" Belarus squealed. Russia screamed like a little girl and darted into the bathroom, locking the door. They all listened as the sounds of Russia barricading the bathroom door were heard.

"I just saved your life," Belarus huffed. N-kun bowed down at her feet.

China looked up from his new (romance) novel (Quiet Little China Doll) at Russia as the platinum blonde pulled off his shirt and pants and snuggled up against his Chinese lover.

"I still say you shouldn't sleep with your scarf on, aru," China sighed. Russia tugged on it.

"Vhy? I like my scarf," he replied. China set the book down for a moment and tackled the Russian, pinning him down and using his scarf to choke him. Russia's violet eyes went wide.

China let go quickly, fixing the scarf and returning to his side of the bed, where he picked up his book and continued reading. Russia pulled his scarf off (setting it down carefully on China's nightstand), whining at how cruel the Chinese man could be. "You are scary uke, Yao-Yao..."

"Shì de, but you still aren't scared away, aru," China dismissed. Russia looked up at the expressionless black-haired man.

"Do you vant me to go avay?" He asked softly. China looked up, pressing his lips to Russia's.

"Ivan, I'd never want you to leave me, aru. Too many people that I love have left me already, aru." China's shoulders started to shake.

"Eĭ. Not on your birt'day, da?" Russia whispered, kissing China's shoulder. China smiled, setting down his book for the night and resting his head on Russia's pale chest.

"Fine, fine, aru. Goodnight, aru."

"I love you."

"..."

"Yao-Yao?"

China smirked to himself. "I love you too, Ivan, aru. Don't freak out, aru."

Russia pouted. "I did not 'freak out'," He huffed.

"...yet."

*guess what Ukraine was saying "yes" to

changshan-what chinese men wear
cheongsam-what chinese women wear (that chinese style dress that no doubt you've seen)

Chinese:
Meiyou-no
Bu, zou kai-no, go away
ni hao-hello
Shì de-yes

Russian:
da-yes
brat-brother
privet-hello
Eĭ-hey

I adore the last part! China's not very nice sometimes