Disclamer: YES! i have magically become J.K Rowling, i now own everything and every one that has ANYTHING to do with harry potter! [ha ha i wish!] but SERIOUSLY: i do NOT own harry potter, and i never will...*tear*
"Draco?"
"Hermione."
"What do you think about kids?"
"Kids?"
"Yes, kids? As in children."
"uh, I don't know."
"oh, well I-"
"I've never really thought about it."
"Well Dra-"
"I mean do you want to have kids?"
"If you'd stop tal-"
"We've only been married for 6 months, don't you think it's a bit early on!"
"Drac-"
"But if you want kids, I guess we can…um…try."
"Please, D-"
"But do you know how much those bloody monsters cost to raise?"
"DRA-"
"But it does help that I'm rich.."
"Please stop talk-"
"But what if I'm a bad dad! What if I'm such a bad dad I make a new 'dark lord'! Do you think I'd b-"
"DRACO!"
"No Need to scream love, what is it?"
"I'm pregnant."
"What?…..WHAT!" *FAINT*
"Oh..Lord.."