Fairy Odd Parents in: Nightmare in Dimmsdale

Halloween night. One of the most popular holidays on the calendar. Doesn't beat Christmas, but it's still pretty good. Timmy Turner is preparing to get is bucket's worth of candy by dressing up as a vampire, with a black tux and red cape.

"Well guys? What do you think of my costume?" Timmy asks his fairies.

"Timmy, vampires have fangs, not buck-teeth." Cosmo says.

"Oh, I think you look lovely, Timmy." Wanda says. "I just hope you don't scare Poof."

"Poof poof."

"Aw, my baby's first Halloween!" Wanda says in happiness. "Too bad we can't take you tonight."

"What? You're not trick-or-treating tonight?" Timmy asks.

"Sorry, Timmy." Cosmo says. "But Jorgen is calling some emergency fairy meeting tonight, so we can't go."

"Well, if you want, I can still take Poof trick-or-treating so he doesn't miss out." Timmy offers.

"Oh, that would be fantastic, Timmy." Wanda says. "Do you want to go out with you older brother, Poof?"

Baby Poof waves his magic rattle and magically puts on a mummy costume, so it's obvious what he wants to do.

"Thanks, Timmy." Wanda says. "Can you try and save some candy for us too?"

"Don't push your luck." Timmy says back.

"Timmy!" Dad called. "AJ is coming up to your room. Thought I'd warn you just in case you were talking to someone you don't want him to meet."

"Guys, you better hide!"

On cue, Cosmo and Wanda poof back to the fish bowl and leaves Poof with Timmy, and not a moment too soon, as AJ charges in. He's wearing zombie-like make-up, an orange jacket, a black wig, and a white glove on one hand. Obviously looking like Michael Jackson

"Umm…AJ…don't you think it's a little soon?" Timmy asks.

"Is EVERYONE going to be asking me that tonight?" AJ asks back. "Hey, who's the kid?"

"Oh, this is…umm…my baby cousin." He lies. "He's going to come trick-or-treating with us!"

"Well, alright. But if he slows us down, I'm picking candy over the baby! Now come on. We got to meet up with Chester and Tootie."

With that, Timmy, Poof and AJ head out to Trick-or-Treat while Cosmo and Wanda head to Fairy World.

Timmy and AJ finally rendezvous with Chester at bus stop corner. He's dressed up as a hobo, with raggy cloths, a hat with a hole through it, 5:00 shadow, and of course, the bag on a stick.

"Wow! Nice costume!" Timmy says.

"Thanks." Chester replies. "It's a costume I feel really comfortable with."

"So Timmy, what about your girlfriend? What's taking her so long?" AJ asks.

"Tootie's a girl. They can spend hours and hours and hours before stepping away from the mirror.

Timmy says with a finger snap. But unknown to him, karma is about to come back and bite him him in the-

"TWERP!"

"GAH! IT'S VICKY!" Timmy screams, and jumps behind Chester to hide.

What Timmy didn't realize though is that it wasn't actually Vicky. It was just Tootie, who did a very convincing impression of her older sister and is even wearing a "Vicky costume," which includes the orange hair-style and everything. Seeing Timmy getting poop scared out of him gives her a very good reason to laugh at him.

"Wow. You looked so scared, Timmy." Tootie said in a mocking tone.

"There isn't ANY monster out there that can be scarier then Vicky." Timmy says.

"Hey, I just realized." AJ said. "You and Vicky actually sound quite similar if you were to hear your own voice, Tootie."

"Yeah, I know. That's why I thought I could get away with this." Tootie says.

"We better get our Vicky jokes over with before she comes and ruins our Halloween." Chester says.

"Actually, Vicky won't be watching us tonight." Tootie explains.

This good news makes Timmy, Chester and AJ cheer in excitement.

"I got us a different escort for tonight!"

Then they all moan in misery.

"Oh, wait!" Timmy says. "You can't possibly mean…"

"That's right Jerry!"

"GAH!" Timmy, Chester and AJ all screamed.

Robert the Genie, in human form and dressed up as an elderly woman, sneaked up and scared the jitters out of Timmy and his friends, except Tootie.

"My uncle Rob agreed to watch over us while we go trick-or-treating."

"You have an Uncle Rob?" AJ asks.

"Yes. I "wish" that I do."

Rob snaps his fingers, making a slight change to Tootie's family tree and making it so no one questions it.

"Okay, so some ground rules." Rob starts. No one goes anywhere without the rest of us, no egging or TPing houses…"

Chester moans at this rule.

"And be sure to be polite to the grownups who are giving you free candy. Any questions?"

"Don't you think it's weird how parents always tell us to never take candy from strangers, but that's exactly what we're doing now?" Timmy asks.

"As if any kid turns down free candy anyway." Rob explains. "And lastly, bald kid…don't you think it's…I don't know…SOON to wear a costume like that?"

"It's official. Everyone is going to be asking me that tonight." AJ says.

Meanwhile, at Fairy World, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in the universe, meets with Cosmo and Wanda at the Abracatraz maximum security prison.

"Cosmo, Wanda, I'm afraid they're some very grim news about this Halloween night, and I'm going to need your help."

"Really?" Wanda asks with great confusion.

"You want an idiot and a nag to help you?" Cosmo asks.

"That is correct." Jorgen says. "But the real reason I called you two is because you would know this particular person better than anyone. So as painful as it is, you're the only ones I can ask. Now follow me."

So Jorgen leads Cosmo and Wanda into the deepest part of the prison. They passed through a great number of security gates, including a large, metal sliding door, a safe door, a wall of lasers that had to be turned off first, and for some very strange reason, a Haitian door of beads.

After some walking, or floating in Cosmo and Wand's case, they reach a private room where a prisoner is trapped under a large butterfly net.

"We're here." Jorgen says. "Inside is Anti-Cosmo. We know he has an evil plan, but he's been refusing to tell us. Perhaps you two can get him to talk."

"How are we suppose to do that?" Wanda asks.

"Anti-Cosmo is the exact opposite of normal Cosmo, therefore you should know how he thinks since it's just the opposite of Cosmo."

"But I don't know anything about this Cosmo guy." Cosmo says. "WE'RE DOOMED!"

"Just get in there." Jorgen says before throwing the two inside the room.

After 5 seconds, Cosmo comes right out.

"We've reached a negotiation!" Cosmo says.

"Wow, that was fast." Jorgen says. "What's the deal?"

"Yeah, he said he would tell us his plan if you surrender Fairy World and your life to him."

Due to a combination of confusion and irritation, Jorgen isn't even sure how to respond to what Cosmo had just said.

"Get back in there you idiot." He said in a sort of monotonic way.

Back in the real world, Timmy and his friends have barely got their search for candy started. The next stop they make is at Tootie's house, where Vicky is the one handing out the Candy. She's not even in a costume though.

"What do you twerps want."

"Trick or treat." They all say.

"Do you kids really plan on taking candy away from me."

The four quickly think about this and realize that Vicky is right. Trying to take something from her is like putting your hand in a piranha fish tank. So they all decide to leave. Except or Tootie, who stays for a moment.

"Do you still wonder why you don't have friends?" Tootie asks.

"Don't make me give you a rock for Halloween." Vicky responds

With that, Tootie leaves and passes by another kid, who's wearing a very convincing zombie costume.

"Nice costume, buddy." Tootie says.

"Geh."

As Tootie and the rest leave, the zombie kid comes up to Vicky.

"What do you plan on doing if I don't give you candy, dweeb?"

Without any warning whatsoever, the kid jumps and attacks Vicky, causing her to scream in great horror.

"OKAY FINE! TAKE THE CANDY!"

On their way to the next house, they all see the popular kids leaving the driveway, who're all wearing obviously expensive and equally impressive costumes. Tad has a robotic armor costume, Chad is wearing a Grim Reaper costume with a matching scythe, Veronica with a witch costumes anda broomstick, and finally, Trixie with a Fairy Princess costume with wings a wand, and a crown.

"Sorry, but we just drained the whole house dry of their candy." Tad says.

"Oh, your costumes aren't THAT great." Timmy protests.

To respond to this, Tad and his robotic suit walks over to the house, and uses its great strength to lift it off the ground.

"Okay, that's actually pretty cool." Timmy admits.

Using their wings and broomstick, Trixie and Veronica quickly fly through the neighborhood swipes candy from the parents outside handing them all and filling their candy bags just as fast. On their way, they also candy away from other kids.

"The rich gets richer once more." Trixie says.

"Hey, that's not nice!" Tootie shouts.

"Want to guess what MY costume does?" Chad in his Grim Reaper costume asks.

Without realizing it, Chad had already scared them off, leaving nothing but an after image of the four.

"Dang, I'm good."

The gang run off and all meet up with Rob, who's helping Poof trick-or-treating. He catches them all huffing and puffing like they we're all running from death himself.

"Hey, it looks like the baby here is getting more candy than all four of you combined."

"Well what are we suppose to do?" Timmy asks. "The popular kids all have costumes that'll let them have all of the candy in town!"

"Don't blame it on those kids, haven't you noticed all of the other nice costumes?" Rob asks.

Rob then points out at all of the other children who'll in very nice and convincing zombie costumes. Of course what they don't seem to realize is that all of the people are in fact REAL zombies walking about.

"Sure is a popular costume this year."

Hearing Rob say that makes AJ a little sad about his own costume as it makes him feel less original.

"Come on, you guys can come with baby Poof and do these houses.

"Poof poof."

Sadly, they chose a poor neighborhood, as the fisrt house they went to was Mr. Crocker's house. Crocker himself is handing out the treats.

"Mr Crocker, why aren't you wearing a costume?" Timmy asks.

"Because I couldn't find anything that would make me look any scarier."

Mr. Crocker's mom, who's wearing a drum set as a costume, plays a rimshot at that comment.

After a few minutes, the gang had finally got some real trick or treating going. Being pleased with how much candy they all got.

"You likng your first halloween, Poof?"

"Yeah yeah yeah." The baby said.

"If we continue gathering candy at this pace, we'll be having candy coming out of the wazoo in no time!" AJ said.

"Ew." Tootie said. "Does AJ always say things that gross?"

"You'll get used to it in about another month, Tootie." Chester says.

And right when they were all happy about their candy, Trixie and Veronica come flying back. Literally. They use their costumes to come right down to the gang and actually snags the candy from their hands. They even stole Poof's candy bag.

"HEY! The kids all shouts.

Right when Poof lost his candy, Poof starts to cry.

"Wow. How cruel was that?" Rob asks. "Taking candy from a baby."

Crocker's mom comes back and plays another rimshot.

"Well, at least karma will catch up." Timmy says.

"What do you mean?"

"well, whenever Poof cries, bad things tend to..."

BOOM!

A zap of lightning comes out of nowhere and knockss Veronica out of the sky, causing her to crash land on the ground back first and in great shock. Trixie then has to come back and get her.

"Nevermind."

"I wish we had better costume so that we can get us much candy as the popular kids. "Chester says

"You mean like those zombie guys?" Timmy asks.

And like Timmy says, the people in the amazing zombie costumes have made another appearance. This time however, they're more of them, and they have all gained interest in Timmy and the gang.

"Are you sure that those are costumes?" Chester asks.

"Either they're not or just really convincing." Timmy says back

Back in Fairy World, Jorgen continues to wait if Cosmo and Wanda can get any information out of Anti-Cosmo. After some patient waiting…

"Jorgen! We got him to talk!" Cosmo shouts in excitement.

Jorgen quickly runs into the room to hear what Anti-Cosmo has to say.

"PLEASE STOP!" He says. "I promise to tell you anything you want!"

"How did you get him to talk?" Jorgen asks.

"I got Wanda to tell him about her day." Cosmo says.

"Even I'LL admit that I'm a bore." Wanda confesses.

"Well then. SPEAK!" Jorgen shouts in a loud thunderous voice.

Anti-Cosmo takes a deep breath and begins to speak.

"Dazuth." The anti-fairy said. "I've awoken Dazuth the Lich!"

"WHAT!" Jorgen shouts in explosive anger. "NOT EVEN YOU ANTI FARIES WERE ABLE TO KEEP HIM UNDER CONTROL!"

"That's because the anti-fairies didn't have a criminal mastermind for a leader." The evil fairy said. "This time there is no way for him to betray us."

Feeling confident from his own statement, Anti-Cosmo lets out an evil cackle.

"Who's this Daza guy?" Cosmo asks.

"I've heard of him." Wanda says. "But I thought he was just a boogie man for fairy children."

"Afraid not, Wanda." Jorgen says. "He's an evil, living skeleton who's capable of raising the dead and creating an infinite sized army of zombies. He nearly took over fairy world a long time ago."

"We Anti-Fairies were the ones who created him to rule the Earth for us, but betrayed us. But since I'M the boss now, that won't be a problem anymore. And once Dimmsdale is full of zombies, the whole WORLD WILL FOLLOW!""

"No matter." Jorgen calmly says. "We got all the information we need."

He calmly leaves the room with Cosmo and Wanda following. Although he does show some rage when he slams the door shut, causing Anti-Cosmo to burst into laughter again.

"Listen, Timmy is in grave danger. You must get back to Earth and save him, and then you must stop Dazuth."

"How are we supposed to do that?" Wanda asks. "I heard fairy magic is useless against him."

"If you can manage to weaken or distract him long enough, then Timmy can simply wish everything back to normal."

"And how are we supposed to do THAT?" She asks.

"How should I know? NOW GO!"

He waves his giant wand and smacks it into the ground, sending Cosmo and Wanda back home.

"I just hope those two idiots can find Turner before Dazuth's army becomes to great."

Unfortunately, the army has indeed become mighty already, as a large horde of zombies has surrounded Timmy and his friends. Chester and AJ are back to back to protect themselves, Rob the Genie is keeping a good grip on Poof to keep him safe, and Tootie is nervously gripping Timmy's arm, who's trying to keep her safe. They have all become scared from this sudden attack of mindless zombies, and all have no clue as to where they came from.

Author's notes and Trivia:

Dazuth spelled backwords in Thuzad. As in Kel'Thuzad from the Warcraft series.

Who can guess why Poof dressed up as a mummy?

And if you don't know who Robert is and don't know why Tootie is involved, then read "I Dream of Timmy", which I wrote before this.