I don't Own Harry Potter, JK Rowling does and I am in no way what so ever making profit off of this story.

Hey guys, I was going through the files on my computer today, hoping to delete some junk when I found this story. I think I wrote it like two years ago and it needed a little fixing up but I decided to post it. There are other chapters but they have a lot of spelling mistakes and it may take me a while to clean them up.

Summary: Professor Dumbledore has a problem. Students are acting foolishly since the defeat of Lord Voldemort and he has already had to send three students home. So he enlists the help of some of his teachers. What will the Golden Trio think of the new changes?

That's kinda a suckish summary but I didn't want to give it away. I'm sure after you read the first chapter you will understand exactly what this story is about.

This will be Snarry, of course. Don't like don't read.

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*Edited Version*

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Severus had a headache, it had been a very long week and all he wanted to do was go down to the dungeons, take a pain potion for his headache and relax by the fire. However he wasn't able to do that yet because Dumbledore had called an emergency staff meeting. Snape just hoped that whatever this was about, it wouldn't take long.

Snape sighed impatiently as the staff room finally filled up. Professor Binns was the last one into the room and the last to take his seat. He moved at the pace of a turtle and Severus felt like throttling the man...ghost...whatever.

Dumbledore stood from his seat beside Severus, an action which commanded silence from the room. "Thank you all for showing up on such short notice. I wish I didn't have to keep you all from your, much deserved, Friday night evening but I fear this issue must be addressed sooner rather than later.

Everyone looked at the headmaster, waiting for him to continue. Each one of them knew that whatever this matter was, it was an important one. Otherwise Dumbledore wouldn't have bothered them.

"We have a serious problem" Dumbledore began in a grave voice "It has only been three months since term started and already I have had to send six students home, three on suspension and the other three well..." Dumbledore paused; he looked around the table, a grim expression on his face. Severus noticed that there was no longer a twinkle in his eye and Severus frowned when he saw the headmaster's hands clench in anger. Finally Dumbledore continued "...because they were pregnant."

Everyone in the room was shocked.

Professor McGonagall let out a gasp.

Professor Flitwick choked on the water he had been drinking.

Professor Sprout went pale.

Hagrid was shaking his head muttering a "No, no, no, no, no."

The only one in the room, other than Dumbledore, that didn't look shocked was Madame Promfrey; she had a stern, angry look on her face.

Dumbledore waited until the noise died down before continuing. "Yes, it seems that with Voldemort having been defeated, the students are celebrating by...what's that phrase? Oh yes, humping like bunnies. But the most concerning part is..."

Severus groaned inwardly, it couldn't be good if there was a more concerning part.

"Two of the students," Dumbledore continued "were male, both muggleborn, both in disbelief when they were told males could get pregnant. They were distraught when they learned the truth."

"How could they not know?" Professor McGonagall gasped "I'm sure it's covered in...first year...isn't it?"

Dumbledore shook his head "We used to have a health course about sexual intercourse a long time ago. I remember taking it when I was in school but somewhere along the line one of the pervious headmasters got rid of it and with all that was going on in the last few years; it never crossed my mind to reinstate it."

Dumbledore looked sad and Severus had a feeling the man thought it was his fault. He felt bad for the man, who he thought of as one of his good friends. It wasn't his fault; students should not be sexually active in the first place.

There was silence in the room for a moment and then Professor Vector spoke up "What are we going to do about it headmaster?"

Dumbledore clasped his hands together "Thanks for bringing me back on topic Septima. Hogwarts School, as of Monday, will be reinstating an updated version of the course for all sixth and seventh years to take. The younger students will be given a shorter, one day seminar, where they will learn about the basics in sexual education."

All of the teachers took a moment to collect that information.

"What does that mean for us?" Severus asked, wanting to get right down to it.

"Ah glad you brought that up Severus" Dumbledore said and Severus had a bad feeling about what was coming next. "The classes will be held every Monday at two pm until three pm, which will mean that we will have to cut each class ten minutes shorter on that day."

The staff around the table listened carefully and nodded their assessments as they waited for Dumbledore to continue.

"Then for the next matter I will need two male teachers and two female teachers to teach the sexual education class."

Severus glared at Dumbledore; he knew where this was going.

"For the female teachers I was hoping you, Septima, would be willing to teach the sixth year girls and if you, Aurora, would teach the seventh years. There is a syllabus for the course that will be given to each of you and if you follow the guidelines it should be an easy class to teach."

Professor Sinistra looked to be slightly uncomfortable but she agreed. If Dumbledore needed her, she would help out. Vector agreed as well.

"Great" Dumbledore said "Now Charlie," he looked over to where Bill Weasley was sitting at the far end of the table. Bill had been asked to teach at Hogwarts as the DADA teacher, after the war. "I would like you to teach the sixth year boys."

Charlie shrugged his shoulders "That's fine with me; kids should be properly educated about these things."

"Good, good" Dumbldore said then he turned his gaze to Severus.

Before the headmaster could say anything Severus was shaking his head "No, no way Albus I will not be teaching the seventh year boys about sex. Surely there is a better teacher than I."

Dumbledore shook his head "Now Severus, don't be like that. You were picked because you are one of the younger male teachers and Poppy and I believe that it will be easier for the students because they should be more comfortable around you."

Severus snorted "I believe Pittiman is younger than me," he said looking over at the newest member of Hogwarts staff. Professor Richard Pittiman was the new flying instructor and he had only been with them since the start of the year.

Pittiman tensed and looked uncomfortable but he did not object, instead he waited to hear what Dumbledore would say.

Dumbledore shook his head "Richard has only been with us for a few months and he does not yet have the qualifications to teach sexual education to the students."

Severus rolled his eyes "I'm sure you could pull some strings and besides the students would definitely be more comfortable with Pittiman then with me."

Dumbledore shook his head "Please don't do this to me Severus" he said in a tired tone. "I have so much to handle at the moment and I need to make sure that this problem does not happen again. In the last four weeks I have had to talk to six different parents, all of them muggles, and tell them why their children could not stay at Hogwarts.

Severus groaned and rubbed his tired eyes, his headache was back full force "Fine Albus" he said knowing he would regret those words later.