Hey y'alls, this is cake-error posting for the-shadows-have-magic, because her computer doesn't have Microsoft Word and won't accept it. So get used to hearing me blather on!

This is her first story! Be kind, because she likes to put herself down about her writing. Enjoy~

Romano rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. He looked at the clock, ringing shrilly, beside his bed. Seven o'clock in the fucking morning. But if wanted the hot water, he had to take the shower now, before the tomato bastard used up all his hot water.

Romano swatted at the clock, attempting to hit the "snooze" button. He had no such luck. The clock fell to the floor, breaking, but it stopped ringing. Romano mumbled some choice profanities under his breath as he got up and made his way to the bathroom, dragging his feet. He turned on the water, and closing the door so Spain wouldn't come in again, entered the shower.

The water was just the right temperature and Romano felt... calm as he let it wash over him. That was, until Spain decided to open the bathroom door and cheerily ask Romano why he was in his house again and if he wanted some toast for breakfast, if he was staying?

"THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, BASTARD? IM TAKING A SHOWER, DAMNIT!"

Spain smiled, "I know~"

Romano threw the closest thing he could find, a bottle of shampoo, at Spain. "GET THE HELL OUT!" Unfortunately for Romano, he missed. And hit the door, closing it with a "BANG!"

That shampoo was heavy, damnit...

Spain actually reading the atmosphere for once, got the idea, and went to leave.

He couldn't. "Uh, Romano, the door's stuck..." He tugged at the knob.

"TRY HARDER, BASTARD!" Romano was still yelling, from behind the shower curtain.

Spain sighed and tugged at the brass knob as hard as he could. And it fell off with a loud, metallic, clang, rolling across the floor. Spain fell, too, but he thudded on the terra-cotta and got up quickly.

Romano heard that. He silently hoped Spain wasn't standing there, about to say something about being trapped. He peeked out around the curtain... Only to have his hopes crushed.

Spain smiled, as if to say "sorry..."

"We're trapped."

So that's the first chapter~ Please review for her? *this is still cake-error talking*