New Story Time! Lol I haven't even updated most of my other stories, but I don't care! Lol but seriously, I've been super freakin busy with school. I'll try to update my other stories as soon as possible, but I won't make a guarantee.

I've always liked hybrid/animal stories, so I'm gonna do that with this new story and I was kind of inspired by a movie that has nothing to do with this and a fanfiction.

Summary: Naruto gets a Hybrid pet for his 18th birthday and then things quickly go out of control, once his little Sasuke becomes one of the most desired pets around. Things quickly go from bad to worse once Sasuke comes of age. Will poor Naruto be able to handle all this hoopla? Narusasu neko

Disclaimer: I do not own blah blah blah

Birthday Surprises!

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom!-0

"Naruto Naruto Naruto! Darling, My Love! I yearn to see the joyous look upon your face! Where are you?" The bowl-haired youth exclaimed excitedly as he burst into the library, causing everyone to glare harshly at him.

"SSHHHHH!" A large group issued at the same time.

"Ah Sorry…" Lee said, apologizing for his outburst to the many people in the library. Maneuvering around, he eventually found his blonde headed friend in the back corner of the library on the computer, listening to music on his headphones. At least that explains why he hadn't heard him.

Naruto was intently starring at the screen , clicking through pictures as his head bounced to the music. Deciding to see what had his friend so interested, he quietly snuck up behide him, and looked at the screen from over his shoulder. He could see several pictures of people, or at least that's what they looked like at first glance. Looking closer, he could see that they had animal traits. Naruto clicked to another picture, and a child was shown, looked around the age of 2. He had white hair, electric blue eyes , and two little ears on top of his head that matched his hair.

'Well, that's explains that.'

Naruto was looking at hybrids.

Next to the picture of the boy, there was a picture of the animal the child was. This one happened to be a Siberian Husky Hybrid. Naruto clicked the next, a girl money hybrid. Next, a boy canary hybrid. It was clear that Naruto had been looking at them for a while, because he was on the 278th picture out of 600.

The blonde's phone vibrated in his bag behide his chair and went for it, and he saw Lee.

It was safe to say that Naruto had been scared shitless, if the way he fell out of his chair and yelled was any indication.

Another round of 'Shh!' were heard.

Lee had a feeling that if they made a sound again, they were going to get kicked out.

"Jesus Christ, Lee. Don't just sneak up on me like that." Naruto said quietly as he stood from the floor.

With a single nod, Lee gave a pointed look at the screen, and Naruto blushed slightly.

"So, you looking at hybrids Naruto?"

Unplugging the ear buds from himself and sat back on his chair. "Yeah, I think they're really cool." He closed the window and logged off the computer, turning around to face the other.

"So did you want something from me, Lee?"

At the reminder, Lee snapped back into his joyous youthful self.

"Oh, yes! Kiba has asked me to bring you to him for interrogation!" he happily said.

" Excuse me gentlemen, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

After oh so nicely being kicked out of the library, Lee led Naruto to Kiba's house for the 'interrogation.' It was only a 40 minute walk from the library to Kiba's house, but today Lee had decided to save time and brought his truck, which saved them a good 25 minutes.

Kiba had let the door open for them (1) and was somewhere in the living room. Seeing them come in through the door, the brunette let out a loud "Yo!" and grinned. He was rapidly patting the space to his left on the couch for Naruto to sit on, while Lee took to the single-seater on his right.

"Neh, neh, Naruto. What do you want to do for your birthday man? We'll do whatever you want."

Chuckling and letting a genuine smile grace his lips, Naruto finally took the seat next to his best friend.

"I don't care, as long as I'm with all my friends. It doesn't matter."

Kiba smacked his shoulder playfully and chuckling a bit too.

"Aw come on man! I mean it's not every day you turn eighteen! Whatever you want. Hell we'll go to Vegas, steal a cop car, and fuck it! Get married to a stripper! As the last of us to turn eighteen, we need to do something special for your b-day, man!" (2)

Naruto burst out in laughter and the Vegas suggestion that Kiba offered. His friend did have a tendency to go crazy and all out on things like birthdays, especially people's 18th or 21st.

"Fine, fine. If you really want to do something, I guess we could go to the island or something and go to Lui's Backyard. "(3)

Kind of bummed that his blonde-headed camp Ionian hadn't said the Vegas trip, but still excited that he wanted to go to the island for his birthday, he quickly took out his cell phone and effectively started texting all their friends the date, time, and location.

"What are you doing?" Naruto said, though he could already guess.

"I'm telling everyone what we're gonna do for your big day."

"But we haven't even booked anything at Louie's"

Kiba scoffed at his friend.

"That's why you have me! I'll tell the manager what time and date I want it and that I want the entire top floor reserved. The guy'd be an idoit if he turned down an me, considering my dad owns the half of the island they're located at."

Naruto sighed, sometimes having rich friends was a pain in the ass. They thought they were gods or something. Not that Naruto wasn't rich or anything, actually he'd get his inheritance on his eighteenth birthday.

Right now he was living with his Uncle Jiraya, which was one of the most top paid writer's in all of the country, so he was living pretty comfortably.

Finally realizing how quiet it was, Naruto looked for lee, because he wasn't in the chair. "Lee? Where'd you run off to?'

He heard a thud followed by giggling, which was coming somewhere in the direction of kiba's kitchen. Kiba had heard it too, and got up to see what their friend was doing. We they peered inside the kitchen, they both gasped.

There Lee was.

On the stove.

Humping it.

And chugging down a bottle of sake.

"Yeah, bitch! Take it!"

"Damnit Lee! I just finished cleaning that stove from last time you were here!"

But why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

I want to have babies.

YOU WANNA HAVE BABIES!

What? It's every person's right to have babies if they want to.

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BABIES!

Don't you oppress me.

I'm not oppressing you Stan! You haven't got a womb! Where you gonna keep it? A BOX!

"Awwww! Look at you! Look at how cute you are!"

Ino was currently tapping the glass of the Shit-zu puppies' case. She, Neji, Hinata, and Kiba were at the huge pet store in downtown. The building itself was the size of a mini-mall, the inside was spotless, and there were countless breeds of animals everywhere. They could have gone to any pet store to buy a regular pet, but this was no regular animal they were buying. They were looking for hybrids, and this was the only store in the region that sold them. The little d all of them heading in that direction, once in a while stopping to look at the animals evils, as you can imagine, were ridiculously expensive. So much so, that they all had to pitch in to buy it.

Neji was looking around for a sales person to ask where they were when Hinata pointed towards the back. They all started walking, stopping occasionally to look at some animals.

It was a separate room that had glass windows to see through, six along the side. It looked like a mini daycare. IT had about twelve kids inside that were playing with a wide variety of toys.

"Oh my god! Aren't they the cutest fucking things you've ever seen!" Ino loudly squealed and sakura couldn't help but stare lovingly at the little ones on the other side of the glass too.

"Excuse me miss, but could you please refrain from using that language. There are young people around." Said a sales person that was coming towards them, the man was wearing a light blue vest with a white button shirt and black slacks. The guy had dark brown hair and dark blue eyes.

"Did you need any help?" The guy was now close enough to read his name tag, it read Michael.

It was Neji who spoke up first, while Ino looked back to the glass and Hinata looking more quietly. Kiba had sunk out to the section with the puppies some time ago.

"Yes, we would like to look at your hybrids please."

The salesperson turned towards the door to the separate and knocked on it. After a few seconds, a girl appeared from the other side of the door. She had dark brown hair, up in a pony-tail, and light brown eyes. Her uniform was similar to the other guy's but she wore a white lab coat. She immiately greeted him with a devilish grin and put her hands on her hips. (4)

"My my my! Such attractive people you've brought to me Michael! But you know I don't get off work until six! So I must turn away from your orgies! Oh how I weep! Ha hahahaha!"

The girl was loud, and seemed hyper. She was pretty though, and huge boobs for her age. They looked real, though. The guy made an audible sigh and smacked her upside the head. Making her giggle.

"Stop talking about things like that pervert. Besides, these people are interested in your 'children'."

The girl took another glance at us and smiled, dimples proudly showing.

"Sure thing! Oh and you look super sexy with your new haircut there, Michael!"

She opened the door for us and we walked into a hallway that let us see the kids closer, no windows, just a low wall. The girl was now closer and Neji could read her name tag. 'Stephanie'

Stephanie quickly turned towards us, with a small smile on her lips.

"Okay! First thing's first! These beauties aren't cheap, so I hope you are willing to spend quite a bit on them." She then looked at us for our response.

This time it was Hinata's turn to talk, her quiet voice filling the room.

"Yes, we are aware that Hybrids are expensive. How much do these cost?"

Stephanie gave a loving look to the kids playing, and smiled as a little girl chased another girl.

"Well, they vary in prices depending on the breed of animal they are infused with. The price starts at 75.000 to 800,000 dollars. Whoever you should choose, they already have a wardrobe and furniture if you choose to take it. They really do make great companions."

Ino looked a little surprised at the price range. They wouldn't have a problem paying for it, but damn! These things were fucking expensive!

"There won't be a problem with cost, so can we see them?" Ino leaned on the low wall and a few children were giving them strange looks and giggling.

"Un, sure. But some of them are shy, if you have any questions, I'll be in this adjacent room."

Ino and Hinata walked into the play room and Neji stayed in the hallway. The girls seemed to be having fun with the little ones and after a while he asked if they found one that they thought Naruto would like.

"Well, they're all adorable Neji! I really like her, Neji!" Ino then hugged a small little girl with pink hair and snow white ears, smiling and giggling.

Hinata was blushing cutely as a little boy with dark red hair and ears were pulling at her hair.

Neji took another look at the little girl in Ino's arms. She seemed alright, but he didn't trust having a girl, even a pet, at Jiraya's house. And just when he was about to voice his opinion, he heard a loud crash in the room that Stephanie had walked into followed by laughing. He sneakily peered into the door way and saw that Stephanie was in the corner laughing her ass off to the center of the room, he saw a man with white hair and half of his face covered, kneeling in front of a little boy who looked extremely pissed.

"Bwahahahaha! Oh my god Kakashi! He's too much! I love him! Hahahahaha!" Tears were in the corners of the pretty brunette's eyes.

Kakashi let out a loud sigh and ruffled the little boy's hair, causing his scowl to deepen and swat the hand away.

"Neh, neh Sasuke. No need to over react; it's just a little shot. You didn't need to throw a vase at my head."

Sasuke blushed furiously and quickly turned his head and caught Neji's eye.

"What do you want?" the little raven said, making the other two look at Neji as well.

Knowing that he'd been discovered, Neji moved from the door frame and walked into the room, taking a closer look at the little one. He had raven hair with two furry ears poking out of his head. The paleness of his skin prettily contrasted with the blackness of his hair and eyes. He wore a dark blue shirt that had a high collar and white knee high shorts. His black tail was twitching behind him.

This boy was by far the prettiest of all the hybrids in the store.

Neji stepped closer to the agitated raven and received a harsh glare. Making the older brunette chuckle.

"This is Sasuke; sorry he has sort of a short temper."

Stephanie said with an amused tone in her voice.

"I like him; I think he'd be perfect for my friend."

That was when Sasuke grabbed a stapler and threw it at Neji, who quickly dodged it.

Yes, this little one would be perfect for Naruto.

Snickering in the corner, Stephanie finally spoke.

"Well that's nice and dandy, but I don't know about that. He's not exactly for sale."

Neji turned to look at her.

"Oh and why is that?"

"Well for one, He is extremely violent and antisocial. Aren't you, Sasu-chan?"

Another nearby item was quickly flung at her, which she easily dodged. She was used to it by now.

"And two, he's very expensive. His breed is almost extinct and it would be very hard to take care of him."

"I thought you said the highest price was 800,000?"

Readjusting her coat, she took a seat behind her desk and Kakashi took one on the opposite side.

"Well you see, that is the highest price for those in the play area, but Sasuke here is worth a lot more."

Raising an eyebrow, Neji was about to ask why when Ino and Hinata walked into the room with Kiba.

Ino immediately spotted Sasuke and was about to run up to him and hug him, when a loud hiss stopped her. The shock and surprise on her face was priceless. Kiba grinned at the little raven and laughed at his friend.

"Whoa Ino! Looks like the little tyke isn't all that fond of you! I like em'!so Neji, did you guys find a kid for Naru?"

Neji turned back to Stephanie, who had placed Sasuke on her lap, who surprisingly wasn't struggling or hitting her. She was combing her fingers through his hair and stroking his tail, which he let out a content mew to.

"Don't look so surprised Kid. There's a reason she's in charge of all these little ones." The man named Kakashi said from his seat.

"Ah, well yes. So actually how much does he cost?"

Scratching behind Sasuke's ear, she replied without looking at them. She already guessed what their response was gonna be.

"Two million."

Everyone's eyes bugged the shit out of their head, except Neji who winced.

"Holy shit dude! Does he make waffles out of his ass or what?" Kiba blurt out.

Stephanie and Kakashi chuckled a bit.

"Neh Sasu-chan, can you make waffles like that?"

She got a glare as her answer.

"I guess not. Well I already told you why. He's one of the last of his kind, there's only one other like him, but he vanished."

Sasuke looked down at the reminder, but he was affectionately petted and was purring softly.

It was quiet for a while, Ino and Hinata were considering just choosing another pet, but Kiba spoke out again.

"Well, it was more than we planned, but it shouldn't be that much of a problem. Neji, do you think we should?"

If anyone could make this decision, it was Neji. He knew more than anyone what Naruto would like. He smirked at the little raven on the girl's lap, which rewarded him with a glare.

"Definitely, Naruto will love him."

Lol

I don't think that's very smart. What if someone else had come in huh, Kiba?

I freakin love the Hangover!

This is how where I live is.

Yes, I am putting myself into my fictions again! SO!

Lol

Well, yes this is my new story.

I actually have no idea when Naruto's birthday is.

Lol

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