Why me!

Prologue

Well here I am, again. Sometimes I wish I hadn't been born because then I wouldn't have this problem. Seriously, I should really stop making stupid decisions and then wishing I hadn't really done them. For example in 1st grade I was getting called names by this bully so I punched him. In the end I was the one who got detention and my pocket money cut off for a week. Then in 5th grade this dude told me he liked me then I found him kissing my best friend under a tree. I made the decision of throwing a brick at that dudes head. His parents were going to sue. But then I found out that the worst decision I had made was being born. I know you'll all being saying," hey don't beat yourself up''. I would then tell you that it's the cold hard truth. I, Alison Sonny Monroe, regret ever being born. You know why. Course you don't, I'll just have to tell you. I have an arranged marriage. To Chad Dylan Cooper.