Purely conversation. Written as a giftie. Happy belated birthday, babe, hope you like it. :heart:

Ironically enough, this is based on what happened to me on Halloween. With slight variation, of course.

Perfect for my Halloween baby.

Speaking of babies... I believe I should be getting a new niece soon. I don't know if I'm excited or horrified.

Having two man-lings around the house is quite a handful as it is...

"-and I couldn't help but feel bad for her, you know? I mean, the guy won't sod off no matter what she 's rejected the guy like what? Six times? And she was being awfully nice the first few ti-"

"Fuck, Moyashi, will you just shut up already? I don't fucking care about your friends and their mother fucking 'boy troubles'!"

"...Well, yes... but one would think that after getting turned down six times that he would-"

"Shut up."

"Realize that she isn't interested in-"

"Shut up!"

"Starting any kind of relationship with-"

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Him and that he really needs to just bugger off and sto-"

"God fucking dammit, Sprout! Either you fucking shut up and suck on your damn lollipop or I swear to high fucking heaven that I'll give you something else to suck on!"

"..."

"..."

"...Is that an invitation, Kanda?"

"Bloody fucking hell! Would you just shut your damn trap?"

"Well, maybe if you expand your vocabulary beyond 'damn' and 'fuck.'"

"Fi-"

"And say please."

"...Fine, sprout, would please shut the hell up?"

"...That's as good as it'll get, I suppose."

"As good as it'll- the fuck's that supposed to mean?"

"It mean's that your damnably impolite, even when you're trying to be polite."

"I wasn't trying to be polite!"

"Oh?"

"Don't fucking 'oh' me, damn sprout."

"I'll 'oh' you all I want, thank you very much!"

"Over my dead body."

"I could arrange that."

"Che. Not even in your dreams, Moyashi."

"It's Allen."

"Like I care."

"See? See?"

"What?"

"You're not being polite!"

"Dammit, I'm not trying to be polite, you twat!"

"Twat? I am not a vagina!"

"I wouldn't be surprised if you had one!"

"Well, you would like to know, wouldn't you?"

"Jesus H. Christ, are you implying that I'm bent, Sprout?"

"Firstly, what does Jesus have to do with anything? Secondly, I obviously am!"

"Would you like to test it, then?"

"I-wha? K-Kanda? Why are you- H-hey! Stop!"

"Augh! The fuck was that for?"

"You were freaking me out! If you didn't do that then I wouldn't have hit you!"

"Well, I was obviously joking, you fucking idiot."

"S-sorry..."

"Che."

"Well... it's your own fault, you know."

"What was that?"

"It's your own fault."

"How is it my fault?"

"You started this argument!"

"You were the one who wouldn't shut up!"

"Well, you were the one being a jerk about it! It doesn't hurt to be polite once in a while."

"You know what? Shut up. Just shut up."

"I will not shut up, thank you! I'll keep on talking for so long as I so wish to ta-"

"Ugh. Fuck it."

-omnomnom-

"Hey, you two! Stop making out already so we can keep trick or treating! Your wasting precious night time!"

"Baka Usagi..."

"K-Kanda! Put Mugen away!"

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Thanks for reading, guys. - L'eau