It was a normal morning in Konoha. It was a day off, so there were no missions today. Naruto was going out to get the mail. He'd probably head off to see what Sakura's doing, or sneak out to find Sasuke today. So, anyway, he was looking through his mail when he found a very weird looking letter along with all the random letters Iruka sends him and the hate mail from Akatsuki. He opened it. It said:
"You, Naruto Uzumaki, have been invited to the awesome game show wipeout! On wipeout, you have to pass obstacle courses without wiping out. If you pass them all, you will win 50,000$ or a lifetime supply of ramen. Please answer to our letter."
Naruto answered:
"I pick ramen."
The next day, Naruto got up early in the morning because he'll have to be there early. He left his house and walked to wipeout stadium. The announcer named the 24 contestants for the role call:
Naruto Uzumaki!
Sakura Haruno!
Sai!
Kakashi Hatake!
Sasuke Uchiha!
Shikamaru Nara!
Ino Yamanaka!
Chouji Akimichi!
Asuma Sarutobi!
Kiba Inuzuka!
Hinata Hyuuga!
Shino Aburame!
Orochimaru!
Yamato!
Rock Lee!
Tenten!
Kurenai Yuhi!
Neji Hyuuga!
Might Gai!
Gaara!
Temari!
Kankuro!
Kabuto Yakushi!
Kakuzu! (Authors note: I put in some people who are already dead)
Huh?
Did Naruto hear right? Everybody here is a ninja, and they're his friends. (Well, except for Kabuto, Orochimaru, and Kakuzu.) This was the perfect time to get Sasuke back! He looked at the other contestants. They all were shocked that the others were there.
"I'm gonna win that lifetime supply of barbeque meat!" shouted Chouji.
"Whadya mean barbeque meat!" 'We're winning ramen!"
"But I was promised Sasuke!" said Sakura "Me too!" said Ino.
"They told me I could have the newest and most high-tech art supplies." said Sai.
"They told me I could have tomatoes, Anti-fan girl spray, and my favorite cereal Emos." said Sasuke.
"I am gonna get those books!" said Kakashi.
'We're gonna get the ultimate power of youth!" screamed Lee and Gai.
"I'm gonna get cheese!" screamed Kabuto.
"I'm gonna get a poster of Sasuke for my room!" said Orochimaru.
"I'm in it for the money." said Kakuzu.
They played a group game of rock paper scissors and Sasuke was going first.