Author's Notes: Taking a slight change in atmosphere, now that the second season have started maybe attention would come back to this part of Fanfiction? Anyway, the following skits would involve the characters of To Aru series being placed in not so familiar scenarios. Out of character traits are a big "no-no", so I will try to stick as close as I can to the original works, if there's anything that feels off with the characters let me know. These writings may or may not contain elements of action, comedy, drama or romance.

Pineapple Monday
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Tsukuyomi Komoe, or Komoe-sensei as her students call her.

Famed as one of the legendary seven mysteries of Academy City, and number ten on the ranks of the most special-normal humans.

A girl- no, a woman shrouded in secrets and questions. Where did she come from? Why does she look so 'youthful', and is pink really her natural hair colour? Many rumors were created in an attempt for the people to answer those questions. Everything from how she was a top secret biochemical researcher working one a cure for aging for a super company but had inadvertently created a virus capable of mutating genes and reanimating the dead, to a young girl being traumatized by an accident so horrific that her brain refuses to produce growth hormones trapping her in a child like state forever, to a leprechaun.

...Yeah, the last one didn't make sense to most people either.

Regardless of her background, it's undeniable that Komoe-sensei is a popular teacher. Highly dedicated and passionate with her work, she has won the respect of not just her own students, but also from her peers. Anti-Skill often requested her expert opinions while dealing with their more 'imaginative' cases. Between her and the spartan-ish Yomikawa, many schools would sent their struggling students to this Certain High School for summer classes to be tutored. Komoe never makes her students do anything that she wouldn't like herself, choosing to coach them through encouragement rather than to use the stick, a method that may seem too 'soft' for some people but she always stuck to her convictions.

It was a Monday, a day like any other day.

"Okay children, time to begin homeroom!" Komoe-sensei chirped. "I'll take attendances now, lets see..."

As she make her way down the familiar lists of her beloved student's names, one particular character stood out to her.

"Kamijou-chan?"

No reply, his desk was unoccupied as well.

Komoe sighed.

Kamijou Touma was by no means a bad child, he just tends to attract... Bad things.

"Where's Kamijou-chan?"

The girls giggled while the boys raged hard and soon the entire class exploded in a blazing inferno of speculations and expectations.

"Don't tell me he's found another one?"

"That Bastard...!"

"I wonder which girl it would be this time?"

"Your mom."

"Haha. Very funny... Excuse me, I need to make a call home!"

"I bet it's a twin-tailed-loli-maid-tsundere-ojousama!"

"How can you be a maid and a rich mistress at the same time?"

"Don't question the way the world works!"

"Maybe we should call Judgment..."

"Why? I'm sure he's not lost..."

"No, I'm worried for the girl..."

"Your mom's a classy lady."

Komoe-sensei sighed. In an attempt to get back on track she asked Tsuchimikado to call Kamijou to find out where he is.

"Hang on, he's texting me..." The mobile phone beeped in agreement. "It says... That he's nearby."

"How near-"

BOOOOMMMM!

As if answering her question, the ceiling right in front of her desk suddenly exploded in a shower of concrete, dust and a certain very large object collapses onto the floor. The completed unexpected explosion topples Komoe-sensei. Even the glass windows in the hallway are shaking from it. Slowly, she peeked over her desk to see what it was. In the midst of the dust and debris lies Kamijou Touma whose uniform was a mess, on top of him was an unbelievably cute voluptuous blond girl of unknown name, origin and nationality, barely clothed in dirty rags squeezing his arm in between her 'valley' like her life depended on it. Both of them had spiral eyes which suggest that they won't be conscious anytime soon.

Along with the couple that fell through the ceiling was... A pineapple. That too was of unknown name, origin and nationality.

A moment of silence passed as the class process what just happened.

Then Komoe-sensei spoke in a deadpan voice.

"Kamijou-chan, you're later for class again, I'm afraid you'll have to see me after school. Please go back to your seat now."

"WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Fukiyose-chan?"

"Shouldn't we discuss about that first?" The class leader points at 'that'.

"Huh? Oh yeah Kami-yan, what's with the pineapple?" Aogami asked.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE CONCERN WITH? Am I the only one seeing a bare naked lady here?"

"What? Like this is the first time Kamijou has been found with a mysterious, half-dressed bishoujo of unknown origins.." A male student from the back scoffed while the girls giggled.

"You might say it's even expected of him!" One of the girls added.

"Yeah, remember Nozomi-chan from-"

"That was him? K-Kamijou you bastard! How dare you raised her flag! She was my childhood friend!"

"I see Kamijou has expanded his horizon outside off Japan..."

"What's with this sudden character development? Where's the foreshadowing?"

"You may disagree with his methods, but you can't deny his results..."

"What happen to that Tokiwadai girl?"

"Himegami? You're strangely quiet... I mean quieter than usual- Woah! What's with the black aura?"

"He always claim to be unlucky, yet some how-"

"What kind of love/comedy is this? There's no way these things happen in real life!"

"Still wondering about the pineapple..."

"Just so you guys know... I totally saw that one coming..."

"I say we neuter him!"

"Chemical? Radiological? Or do we whip out the cigar-cutter?"

"Keep a piece of it for further studies..."

"Go Fukiyose! You have our support!"

It took Komoe-sensei a good ten minutes to get the class back on track. And they never did find out about what happen to Kamijou Touma or his mysterious companion.

Just another manic monday.

... Oh, and they never find out about the Pineapple either.

Chapter Two hints:

1. Omelet Bread
2. Riot Gear
3. Delta Force