Ron had his eyes closed. He felt Harry pull his head back off his softening cock. He didn't want that mouth to leave.

He could hear Harry standing up, and wondered if he was going to go. He couldn't believe that Harry just gave him a blowjob…maybe it hadn't happened. This was probably all a dream. At least then Ron could justify it…he'd had Harry dreams before. Never quite this…real, but still. Maybe it was a lucid dream.

But then Harry leaned in and kissed him. Ron's eyes snapped open, but once he saw that Harry's were closed, he shut his again. He had never kissed like this. Soft and slow, but powerful and meaningful, with Harry's tongue searching every little corner of his mouth, licking and massaging his tongue, sucking on it, nibbling gently on his lip…it was heaven. Absolute heaven, and Ron still couldn't believe it was real.

"Who are you?" He asked quietly when Harry finally let go of his lips.

Harry smirked. "Ron, I know I'm good at blowjobs, but no one's ever lost their memory before."

"No. You're not Harry. Harry would never…Harry doesn't like me like that. He's not even gay! Well…he's sort of bi, but still, I'm his best friend…he wouldn't like me like that. He doesn't! So who are you?"

"Ron…it's really me. I'm not some asshole who's trying to mess with you. I really like you, and Merlin knows you like me, and I thought this would be a…creative way to tell you." Harry began kissing and sucking on Ron's neck. The shower was still beating down on them.

Ron couldn't think. It was Harry...his best mate, his crush. And he liked Ron. He liked Ron. And he didn't care that Ron liked him! BECAUSE HE LIKED RON BACK!

"Wait! How did you—you knew I liked you?"

Harry laughed against Ron's neck. "Ron, everyone knew. Literally, everyone. All the students, all the teachers, all the ghosts…even your parents knew."

Ron shut his eyes as his face glowed red. How could he be so oblivious? He tried to hide his feelings about Harry, but he guessed he didn't do a very good job, since fucking everyone knew. How could he be so stupid?

But then he realized that Harry was kissing his neck and Harry liked him back and it didn't matter if Malfoy wouldn't leave them alone about this for months because Harry was his and he was Harry's and it was wonderful.