Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts. Do not own sadly.

You know how there are certain rules at school the general public can't do? Well for me, they've gotten kind of specific. I really can't help it. I'm just the kind of person that can't keep still or that can't shut up. I really try but I always seem to somehow get in trouble. Everyone says it's my ideas but I think they're really good! It's just the teachers don't always agree with them. They call me idiotic. I think I'm a genius. I mean, who else thought of the ideas that I have. NO ONE! That's right! NO ONE! MWUHAHAHA!

Mum says that I should try to calm down and trust me, I've really tried! It's just…it's so tempting. Dad told my teachers that I'd grow on them after awhile, which I believe I have. I mean, I haven't been expelled or anything. That's pretty good considering my last six years. But now I'm an upperclassman….er…woman…I shall rule the world! MWUHAHAHA!

What are those rules I mentioned at the beginning of this rant you ask? Well, listen and I shall tell.