Tech: When all else fails, we are your first

Ace: Your last

Together: And your only line of defence against the alien scum

Ace:Come-come on
Come on, come-come on-on
(Tech:MIB)
{Ace: The black suits comin}
{Tech:The black suits comin}
Im comin, Im comin, Im comin, Im comin

Ace and Tech are chasing down a mutated six armed freak through Grand Central station, Ace takes it down with a locked on laser blast to the thing's leg before Tech arrests it

Tech: I am the man in black
Im back breakin the back of the random attacker
So can the flack, yo
Im dangerous, I've been trained to bust
When a stranger fuss, tryin to endanger us
Praise me, yall, don't nothin phaze me, yall
When they see me they gage be all crazy yall
They say Im a myth, trust me if somebody rip
Out of the depths of your imagination appears Tech
Coyote
Black suit, the black shades, the black shoes
Black tie with the black attitude
New style, black Raybans, Im stunnin, man
New hotness, pitch black, 600, man
Don't you understand, what you thought I wouldn't come
again
Leave you hangin without bringin you the fun again
Tanglin with the alien scum again
Mind your manners or the black suits runnin in

The next challenge for L.I.B. is an overgrown earthworm who is trying to eat the earth from the inside as they attack from the front and blow up the things insides much to theirs and the planets relief

Tech: Nod ya head {The black suits comin}
Let me see you nod ya head like this {The black suits}
comin
Let me see you (Ace: Nod ya head) like this {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you bop ya head, nod ya head, come on

Ace uses a flash stick to erase peoples memories of the events about the worm nearly eating earth

(Tech: Nod ya head) {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you (Nod ya head) like this {The black suits comin}
Let me see you nod ya head like this {Tech: The black suits comin}
(Ace: Nod ya head...head...head...)

"Again another threat to the earth is stopped by the mysterious group known only as L.I.B. as today a metamorphic Crow rampaged through the city only to be stopped by two unknown men"

Ace: Check it, yo
Theres this chick right
Serleena makin me sick, right
Earth is worthless to her, she be trippin like
Threatening me and my means, tryin to get the light
Thinkin shes superwomen, the black kryptonite
Finishin whatever you start, son
The best looking crime fighter since myself in part
one
Better act right, play nice and sing along
Cause Ace is back and he hyped, what, bring it on

Ace saves some women from a humoungus building eating Slug but as they fall Tech deploys a huge thick mat for the girls to land on

Tech and Ace: Uh, wanna brawl with me, tryin to brawl with me
Uh-uh, what-what
Yo {Tech: Black suits comin}
What-what
Let me see ya just, come on

Tech and Ace are seen on the front cover of Times magazine with an arrested cult leader who tries to rise the dead

Tech: Just come on and nod ya head like this {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you nod ya head {Tech: The black suits comin}
Let me see you nod ya head like this {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you (Tech: Nod ya head, MIB)

After another sucessful day at against a lady freak Tech and Ace unwind with some brewski's in the nearest bar

Tech: Let me see you nod ya head {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you (Tech: Nod ya head), come on, come on
Let me see you (Ace: Nod ya head) like this {Tech: The black suits comin}
Let me see you (Ace: Nod ya head...head...head...)

"I guess thats all the menaces for one week Tech"

"Yep, and I hope Lexi has made something delicious to eat at home"

Tech: Check it, check it
Yo, case closed, erase my foes
Chase the wave out of black suits, shades, and clothes
We above the law, feds can't touch me yall
Highly ranked, black blank I.D. cards
So disregard what you think you saw
Put that phone down now, who you think you callin,
huh
One little flash then, goodnight dear
Just open your eyes, honey, look right here, thank you
Mission completed, I mean it, we won't be defeated
You seen it, we did it, even with weapons depleted
Galaxy defenders, don't act like you don't remember
Takin contenders and proven they only pretenders
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The men in black is back to protect the world
When the enemy is near, the elite is here
So have no fear

Their thoughts of home are interrupted by a storm cloud brewing and Optimatus stood in the centre of the cloud

"BOW DOWN TO THE SUPREME, OPTIMATUS"

Ace: Just let me see you nod ya head {Tech: The black suits comin}
Come on nod ya head like this {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you (Tech: Nod ya head) like this {Ace: The black suits comin}
Let me see you (Tech: Nod ya head, MIB)

"This definatly reads a 9.0 on my Weird Shit-O-Meter Tech"

"Give it all ya got" Tech shouts to Ace as they aim and fire towards Optimatus

(Ace: Nod ya head) Woo (Tech: MIB)
(Ace: Nod ya head) Uh {Tech: The black suits comin
(Ace: Nod ya head) Yo (Tech: MIB)
Yo, yo (Tech and Ace: Nod ya head...head...head...)

"Optimatus, you are under exterestrial arrest, so i'd shut the fuck up right now" Ace says harshly as he throws Optimatus in the van before turning to the witness'

Ace: If you wanna rock then say (Tech: Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna rock then say (Tech: Hey, oh)
If you wanna rock then say (Tech: Hey, oh)
Come on, if you wanna rock then say (Tech: Hey, oh)

"Now once I use this, you will have no recollection of what I just said, what you saw never happened and the L.I.B. do NOT exsist" Tech says as he and Ace put on their shades to stop the flash getting in their eyes

Tech: Yo, if you wanna rock then say (Ace: Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna rock then say (Ace: Hey, oh)
If you wanna rock then say (Ace: Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna rock then say (Ace: Hey, oh), huh

When the flash goes off people stare blankly at the place where Ace and Tech had been stood but just continue with their daily routines

(Tech and Ace: Nod ya head...head...head...).

Ace and Tech step forward towards you the reader and hold up that memory pen

Ace: You will have no recollection of this story or it's author

Tech: You never read about L.I.B. or anything for that matter

When the pen goes off you will have no memory of what I have written right here.

END