Dislaimer: Blah Blah Blah, you know the drill, I don't own Iron Man, Batman, or the Healthy Choice commercial that planted the idea in my head.

AN: Alrighty, just a fun little bit I thought of while watching TV. I didn't think this counted as a full on crossover because I only mentioned Bruce Wayne's name. If I had to put this somewhere I would put this post IM and pre-IM2.

*Revamped as of April 2011* Though, I would hardly count what I did as a revamp since I only fixed two grammatical errors.

"Who are you sexting that's making you smile like that?" Tony questions as he moves into his assistant's office.

Pepper has a million-watt smile planted on her face, and Tony wonders if she smiles like that when she's texting him.

Tony clears his throat and Pepper jumps slightly, then Tony repeats his question, "I said, who are you sexting that's making you smile like that?"

She chuckles distracted as her fingers fly across her Blackberry's QWERTY keyboard. "Uhm—no one important, and I'm not sexting, Tony."

Tony sits across from his assistant as she leans back in her office chair, "They don't seem unimportant."

Her phone buzzes quickly and she opens the message just as quickly, "Its work related."

"Then who is it?"

She lays her phone on her cherry wood desk and she looks at Tony with an amused smirk, "Don't worry about it."

Tony frowns, "I hate how much you're loving this."

She picks up the phone and her amused smirk, becomes an even more amused smile. "I love how much you're hating this."

Tony squints at her but his eyes keep getting distracted by the moving desk ornament that keeps performing repetitive flips.

"Who is it?" Tony whines, sounding more and more like a child.

Pepper sighs, "We are talking about the charity event that is going on here in Malibu next weekend." Tony squints once more at the red headed assistant, "Tony if you keep looking at me like that your eyes will probably get stuck like that."

"I wouldn't be looking at you like this if you would just tell me."

Pepper leans forward looking him in the eye with her blue eyes, her face turning smugger before she whispers, "it's Bruce Wayne."

Tony's expression turns to one of horror and a familiar booming laugh from behind him tells him that his best friend, Rhodey, has entered his assistant's office and had heard what she said.

If you can tell me what lines came from the commercial I will give you an imaginary cookie.

Oh and I picked Bruce Wayne because the thought made me chuckle.

Reviews are appreciated. C: