A/N: So most of you voted f

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay. Have fun and all that stuff." My dad, Hades, shouted back. I rolled my eyes. Sometimes having a dad that was the Greek god of dead people was awesome, like when he made me an awesome sword. But it sucks when you wake up to find a zombie staring at you. Yeah, that's right. Zombies.

Anyways, I wanted to get out of this Hades-hole. Have you ever tried sleeping when there are screams of "AHHHHH! No! Don't scoop out my eyes with that sharp, pointy, knife! Ow!" or "AAAAAHHHHH! OW, OW, SHARP, POINTY CACTUS! OW, NOT THERE!"

Trust me, it sucks.

I also wanted to go check on my cabin, 'cause it was still in construction.

I stepped out onto the dead yellowed grass in front of my dad's house. I closed my eyes and counted to five. I breathed in and out as I imagined myself standing next to the lake at camp. There was a faint buzzing sound in my ears and then I was at camp.

I looked around. Weird. No one was there. Whatever. I jogged over to the big house and saw Chiron talking to some new campers.

"Hey, Chiron!" He looked up at me.

"Nico! How wonderful! These new campers need someone to show them around. This here is Josie, Elena, and Josh. Would you mind showing them around?"

I sighed and nodded.

"Okay, these are the cabins. That's Zeus, Poseidon, Ares, Apollo, Hephaestus, Hermes, Dionysus, Hades, Hypnos, Morpheus, and Janus. Those are the gods. Then on that side, there's Hera-"

"Buzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…"

"Just another fly. So there's Hera, Demeter, Athena-

"Buzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…"

"Weird fly. Just keeps buzzing. Anyway, so Hera, Demeter-

"BUZZZZZ…BUZZZZZ…"

I glared at the fly.

"BUZZZZZZZ…BUZZZZZZ…"

"HEY! You! Fly! You're dead! Okay, dead!" I briefly remembered that time when I walked in on Annabeth and Percy doing…uh, stuff. There was that stupid fly and then I snapped my fingers and it fainted for a while. I looked at the fly again.

"Do I know you?" I asked it.

The new kids looked at me like I was crazy. Huh, that did sound weird. Talking to a fly.

"Buzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzz…"

"Whatever."

"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…BUZZZZZZZ…"

"THAT'S IT!" I snapped twice and it dropped.

"Thank the gods." I muttered. See, normally, I would've felt bad about killing something other then a monster, but to me, that fly was a monster.

"Okay, so that's Hera, Demeter, Athena, Artemis, Aphrodite, Iris, Hecate, Nemesis, and Hebe. Those are the goddess' cabins. Now we have the rock-climbing-"

"Buzzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…"

"ARGH! You're supposed to be freakin' dead!"

The new kids looked at me like I was crazy. Again.

"Um…it's a fly. It's not gonna kill you or anything." Said Elena.

"It was irritating the Hades out of me, got it?"

"Yeah. Whatever."

"Buzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzz…" Buzzed the fly, reminding me it was there.

"How'd you live? That was supposed to kill you!"

"Buzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzz…"

"That's it." I muttered.

I put my hands together as if I was holding an invisible ball. Then, a ball of black fire appeared. Holy cow, I didn't mean to do that!

I threw the ball at the fly.

"Ha! Sucka!" I shouted at it.

The fly flew to the side and dodged it. The ball flew toward the Athena cabin. Whoops.

I formed ball after ball and threw them at the fly.

"Take that! And that! Die! Die! Die!"

"Buzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzz…"

"Booom! Booooom! BOOOOM!"

Then, there was silence. Then there was screaming as people ran to their cabins to check out the damage.

The Ares cabin had two big holes going through the cabin wall, the Athena cabin windows were shattered and the ball shot over Malcolm's head. How did I know that? Well, his hair was on fire and there was a hole in the wall behind him. There was tons of damage.

One cabin was completely destroyed. It was a cabin that was still in construction. It was a cabin with black stuff and the words "HADES" on the door.

THAT WAS MY CABIN!

"NICO! YOU GET YOUR BUTT HERE NOW!" I looked behind my (burnt) cabin. Uh. It was Annabeth. She looked slightly irritated. Okay, more then slightly irritated. She looked extremely mad.

"Yes, ma'am?" I asked her sweetly.

"DON'T YOU YES, MA'AM ME! I SPENT THREE FREAKIN' WEEKS WORKING ON YOUR FREAKIN' CABIN, AND NOW YOU GO AND BLOW IT UP WITH BLACK FIRE BALLS?"

Percy came up behind her and put his arms around her. He whispered something in his year that I couldn't hear. Probably "Shhh. it's okay. No need to cause Nico's early death. You know, he's just such a good friend. I think we should buy him a limo with a hot tub and a bar. You know, we should also get him a cool new Iphone!" So maybe that was a little unrealistic. I bet it was something more along the lines of "It's okay. We can both kill him later. I'll let you make his death long and painful."

I started backing away while she was distracted by Percy.

"Buzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…" Annabeth, Percy, and me all froze.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" We all screamed.

"Buzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…" said the fly in glee. At least I think it was glee.

I shot more fireballs everywhere. Everyone glared at me. I glared back. It's not my fault that I suddenly developed a new power that I had no control of!

Percy was busy dousing water everywhere the fly went, which included above Mr. D's (when'd he get here?) head.

"Buzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzz…"

"Alright! Peter Johnson, Annie bell Case, and Nicholas Donald, come over here, now!" Mr. D yelled.

Us three walked over.

"Yeah, Mr. D?" Percy asked.

"There is to be no more madness! Only the madness I cause is allowed! Now, a fly bested three of our campers. Of course, there's none of us who'd expect these two to be intelligent, but a daughter of Athena is supposed to be smart!"

It took Percy and Me a few moments to realize that "these two" was us.

"Hey!" We shouted indignantly, feeling our man pride on the line.

Mr. D rolled his eyes.

"So to settle the matter, I'll kill the fly." He snapped twice and the fly dropped dead. How come Mr. D could do that, but I couldn't? Bet he can't shoot black fireballs!

"Now, Nico. You're not throwing the fireballs the right way. You need to make it bigger, and shoot like this." He made a fireball as big as his head as an example and threw it into the center of the lake.

"Buzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzz…"

"HA! Your fly killing ninja stuff didn't work either!" I shouted at him.

"Buzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzz…"

He flew around us all in big circles. Then he sat down on the tip of the Big House's roof.

"Yes! Easy shot! I can hit him from here!" I said in triumph.

I made a black fireball in my hands, making it triple the size Dionysus' ball.

"NO!" Everyone shouted.

"Too late!" I cackled and threw it at the top of the Big House.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!" The big house started collapsing. The roof fell in and the walls broke down.

"Heh, heh. Oops." I said sheepishly. Anyways, why is it called sheepishly? Is it cause you act meek and stupid, like a sheep? Probably.

"NICO!"

Wow. I guess I sort of destroyed half of camp with my black fireballs. Should I laugh, or run? I think I should-

"Buzzzzzzzzzzz…buzzzzzzzzzzzzz…"

A/N: Ναι, ξέρω ότι αυτό είναι ελληνικό (Καλά, πώς θα μπορούσε να μην έχω;. Πήρα την ιδέα από το ημερολόγιο ενός lovesick μεταλλάξεων, ή DOALM για συντομία, η Phoenix Fanatic. Αν απαντήσουμε στα ελληνικά, μπορείτε να πάρετε μια προεπισκόπηση του επόμενο κεφάλαιο! Χάρη, σε όλους τους αναθεωρητές φοβερό μου. δοκιμάσει το καλύτερό μου για να κρατήσει Nico χαρακτήρα, αλλά απ 'όσο γνωρίζω, θα μπορούσε να πιπιλίζουν. Προσπάθησα να τον κάνουν σαν να ήταν στις αρχές του TTC, αλλά λίγο πιο ώριμο . Μισώ όταν οι άνθρωποι να τον κάνει να δρουν σαν ένα μικρό παιδί, είτε αυτός είναι πάρα πολύ σοβαρό ή κάτι τέτοιο. Τέλος πάντων, ΑΝΑΘΕΩΡΗΣΗ!