A/N – I was just thinking about all those broken and bent swords at the beginning of the movie and thought "What if Hiccup had stabbed Toothless and nothing happened?" So, here it is.

Hiccup looked down at the Night Fury at his feet. He raised his dagger over his head and began talking to himself to steady himself for the final blow.

"I'm going to kill you dragon. I'm- I'm going to cut out your heart and take it to my father. I am a Viking."

He looked down at the dragon. "I AM A VIKING!"

And with that, he slammed the knife down towards the Night Fury's heart.

There was a loud CRACK! For a moment the forest went silent then a strange noise that sounded suspiciously like laughter came from the dragon.

Hiccup stared at the broken dagger in his hands. "Oh, come on."

This one takes place at the end of the movie when Hiccup gets up and finds out he has only one leg.

"Thanks, bud." Hiccup said as he collapsed only to be caught by his beat friend Toothless, a night fury. Leaning on him for support, they walked to the door. Opening it, he was confronted by the roar of a Monstrous Nightmare. He quickly slammed the door shut.

"Toothless, wait here." He pulled the door open again, a bit more slowly this time, and was greeted with the sight of Berk, filled with dragons and people alike.

"I knew it, I'm dead." He turned as someone came up behind him.

"No, but you gave it your best shot." Stoik the Vast chuckled slightly as he put one hand on Hiccup's shoulder. "So, what do you think?"

"I, umm…well," He was interrupted by someone shoving their way through the crowd that had gathered when he came out.

She walked straight up to him and punched him in the shoulder. Hard.

"That was for scaring me." But she never got any further. Her punch knocked Hiccup off-balance, throwing all his weight onto his prosthetic foot and twisting it slightly. With a scream of pain, Hiccup collapsed onto the ground, hitting his head on a rock, ensuring he was promptly knocked unconscious. Again. Everyone gasped, looking at the prone form of Hiccup in worry, until Stoik pronounced that he was fine, just unconscious. Then they all turned to Astrid.

"Uhh…I've got to go do…uh, some…stuff. Yeah, stuff. Umm, yeah, see ya later!" And she quickly turned and ran off in embarrassment.

He, he, he! What do you think? Should I quit, should I continue, should I go hide under a rock? It would be nice if you would tell me (hint, hint). Also, if you have an idea of something funny you would like to see but are too lazy to do it yourself, tell me (nudge, nudge). And finally, this is my first ever fanfic, so please be nice, but don't hesitate to tell me if something is wrong (HEY LOOK AT THAT BUTTON!).

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