Author's Note

A bit of a silly idea, but it works, so I figured why not give it a try. Not enough doom and gloom for me, as humour fics are really not my cup of tea, but that's a matter of opinion I suppose. Everybody's their own worst critic, unless their ego requires a painful pin poke or something similar.

And I guess I'm just overexcited from finishing exams.

The First Adventures of Bokomon and Neemon

Even before they met the Legendary Warriors, they had adventures. Only, they weren't quite so...adventurous.

Bokomon & Neemon

Rating: K+

Genre/s: Friendship/Humour

1 – Laundry

'What are you doing?' Neemon asked, standing behind Bokomon and looking over his shoulder.

'Studying,' the other replied distractedly, absorbed in his reading.

'Ooh really? Like what?'

'Neemon,' the gnome growled. 'How about you stop bothering me so I can concentrate?'

'Okay,' the rabbit responded cheerfully. 'So what should I do then?'

'Oh...go clean your pants,' Bokomon said without thinking. Once he did though as the other obeyed, he figured it wasn't a mis-directed order. After all, those red pants could really do with a wash.

Only that was not exactly what Neemon had done, when he returned ten minutes later with scrunched pants which appeared dirtier than they had been earlier.

'I tried to clean them,' he said miserably. 'Only the dirt wouldn't get off.'

The white digimon, although continuously frustrated by his friend's...dimness for lack of a better term, couldn't bear to stay mad.

'Try using water and scrubbing next time,' he sighed instead.

'How will that help?' Neemon wondered. 'Won't they run inside to keep dry?'

'Don't be ridiculous Neemon. Even if dirt could somehow grow legs and move, where would they go when your entire pants is wet?'

'I don't know,' the other blinked. 'Can't they grow legs?'

'Let's see...no.'

You can guess what happened next.