Damon POV

I saw a girl, about 13, walking alone at night. I walked over to her, not going to kill her, just a bite. No big deal.

I got over to her, and tapped on her shoulder. She turned around and...

HOLY COW! It wasn't a 13 year old girl! It was JUSTIN BIEBER! The one the only! Haha! Stefan will be excited bout this! Finally gets to meet his twin.

"Justin! My sister, Stefan is a HUGE fan!"I said enthusiastically.

"Isn't Stefan a boy's name?"He asked.

"Well, he's like a sister," I replied.

"Okay. So do you want an autograph?" Justin asked.

"Nope!" I said pushing him into the brick wall. His head started bleeding and he fell to the floor. I picked him up, and dragged him to my car, then threw him into the back seat.

Elena POV

I was sitting. .heck. Sitting in the Living room at the Salvatore home. I looked around, trying to see anything new around this place. The door bursted open and in came Damon. He seemed to be holding a 13 year old girl.

"What the heck!" I shouted. Stefan looked puzzled also.

"Its not actuallyyyy a 13 year old girl!" he said. "ITS JB BI-OTCHH!"He shouted. ..?. I got up too quick and felt dizzy.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO POOR JUSTIN!"I Yelled. If he even has ONE SCRATCH on him, I would KILL Damon.

"EWWW. ELENA'S A JB LUVAAA!"He shouted. I screamed my evil-possessed type of scream.

"I went over to Damon and hit him. Really hard. No one can mess with The Biebs.

" Ow! Elena! What was that for?" He asked, rubbing his head.

"WATCH YOUR BACK! Never hurt the Biebs!" Then Justin eyes opened. Snickerdoodles, he was hot for a 16 year old.

"What the? Where am I!"

A/N: Yeah I know it pathetic, but I get crazy ideas. All the time. I will update soon!