Alright, I have to finish this story cuz I got two others to work on, so if you aren't an X-Men Evolution fan, remove me from your author alert (if you added me in the first place). Kay, time for a Happy Ending.

Ed and Eddy knocked on Double D's door rapidly for what had to have been the eighth time that day.

"Man, the doctors must've killed Sock Head!" Eddy kicked the door angrily.

"No! Not Double D!" Ed cried.

Eddy shook his head.

"Nah, I'm sure that even if Sock Head died, he'd still haunt us and tell us to scrub behind our ears or something."

That only made Ed more upset.

"No Eddy! No ghosts! Ed don't like ghosts!"

Eddy ignored him and continued to knock on the door. To his surprise, it was opened. Standing inside of the house was a man with red hair that was in a familiar styled buzz cut. He had his arms over his chest and looked amused.

"Yo little dudes," the red head grinned.

"I'm not short!" Eddy screamed angrily, charging at the guy.

The red head just simply stuck out a hand and kept Eddy at bay.

"Whatya dudes need?" he asked.

"Where is Double D?" Ed asked a whole head taller than the red head.

"Oh, blondie? The one with the BIG kick-a hat?" the red head asked.

Eddy stopped fighting and looked up at the red head.

"How do you know Sock Head?"

The red head laughed.

"Sock head… man, I gotta remember that," he chuckled to himself. "Anyway, come on in. He's passed out on the couch."

The red head backed up and let Ed and Eddy walk in through the door. They walked over to Edd who was asleep, his ski hat over his eyes and up. Ed picked Double D up like a baby and rocked him.

"ROCK A BY BIRDY WITH GRAVY AND HAM!" he attempted to sing, but it came out horribly out of tune.

The red head grabbed Edd from Ed's grasp and set him back down on the couch.

"Careful Monobrow! Edd's head is like a quilt! You keep doing that, you're gonna break it open!" the red head scolded.

"Oh no! I do not want to break Double D!" Ed cried, worried.

The red head turned to Eddy.

"Is something wrong with him?" he asked.

"Nope, that's just normal Ed for you," Eddy smiled. Then he realized something. "Why are you in his house?"

The red head set a hand on his neck.

"Well, Edd's parents… are in trouble with the law, so I'm… I offered to adopt him for a little while," the red head explained.

"Does that mean that you are a cabbage people too Mr. new Double D's daddy?" Ed asked.

The red head laughed.

"Sure, whatever you want dude."

"If you're Double D's dad now, does that mean you're going to take him away?" Eddy seemed to be thinking correctly for the first time in forever.

The red head hesitated. "I…"

He didn't have to answer. Double D's eyes opened and he looked around, surprised to see everyone.

"Double D, don't tell me you're going to go with this guy!" Eddy begged, furious.

Double D was confused. What was he talking about? Ed dramatically cried.

"Do not go Double D! We will miss you!" he exclaimed, hugging Double D as tight as he could.

Edd's eyes widened in surprise… well, surprise or pain. He gasped for air, showing Ed to release him.

"What are you talking about?" Double D asked Eddy.

"Don't play dumb!" Eddy cried, glancing over at the red. "You're going to leave us to go with him."

"Hey, I never said that!" the red head cried.

Edd was even more confused.

"What's going on?" he asked.

The red head sighed. "Your parents are being tracked down to be arrested for child abuse, assault and attempted murder."

Double D's eyes widened. "Oh my," he said.

The red head frowned. "Yeah… so I offered to adopt you, just until we can find something else."

Then Edd understood. "And if you do that, it would mean that I would have to leave my friends."

He didn't seem happy. Neither were the other two Ed boys. Eddy headed for the door.

"Go ahead Double D! See if we need ya!" he cried out, obviously upset.

"Yo, shortie! Wait, I never said I was stealing Sock Head," the red head reminded Eddy.

Eddy froze and turned around in surprise.

"But… you…"

The red head smiled.

"If it really means this much, I could just ask the officials if I can stay here," he suggested.

Edd grinned. "Thank you kind sir! What is your name, anyway?"

The red head tousled Double D's hair. The hat had slipped off.

"My name is Special Agent JonHoustan Carer," he introduced himself.

Edd continued grinning and shyly slipped his hat over his head again.

"Now go on out and have some fun. I'm going to go to the store to get some more food."

And with that, Ed, Edd N Eddy walked out of the house to start on some scheme.

-The End-

Sorry the ending was bad, but I couldn't think of anything else.