Prompt: Magical Girl Yuki-chan!

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"Haha," laughed the generic purple monster in the street. "I have you now!"

"We won't let the forces of darkness win!" cried Mikuru, as she transformed. Everyone around, including the monster, was so taken by her dazzling transformation sequence that they stood still, patiently waiting for her to finish.

Skirt and cute top appearing outward with a flash of light, cute circlet, cute bracelet, cute ankle bracelet, cute watch, cute earrings, cute fake nails and cute hair tie all equipped (and all matching pink) with another flash of light, Mikuru posed, as the gloves and obligatory Impractical Evil Fighting Boots (trademarked) suddenly appeared, with the final flash of light, and the closing chords of her theme song.

"Mi-Mikuru beam!" stammered Mikuru, as her red hair flew back. The monster fell backwards in pain, but bizarrely no blood or a visible wound appeared. Getting back up, it sent a dark beam at Mikuru, somehow defeating her without messing up her hair or makeup.

"Oh no!" she screamed, worried for all the innocent people who would surely die without her. I mean, be badly hurt. You can't say die in a show like this, can you?

"Don't worry! We'll save you!" yelled an eager voice. Looking up, she gasped in surprise and delight.

"Haruhi-chan! Yuki-chan! You made it!"

The brunette leaped down from the rooftop she was inexplicably up on; skirt visibly flapping for everyone below. She landed next to Mikuru and started her own transformation. This one had a guitar riff during the theme, so you just knew she had to be tougher. Haruhi's back arched, um, back, as her stockings, bunny ears, and short dress appeared.

"Magical Bunny-girl Haruhi-chan, here to save the day!" She posed as she spoke, ready to fight evil!

"Dude, check it out. That bunny-girl is hot," said a random passer-by, taking a photo of her with his phone.

She bounced towards the evil monster, bunny-staff whacking it vaguely in the torso, or something. Its anatomy was a little shaky, having changed since the last scene it was in, but that didn't really matter. It flinched backwards, claws striking out. Haruhi flew backwards, without a visible scene where she was actually hit by the monster of course, landing next to Mikuru.

"Weren't you on the other side of the monster? How did you land near me just then?" wailed Mikuru.

"Shut up! It's rude to point out flaws in low-budget anime," told off Haruhi severely.

"Is it my turn?" asked a soft voice. The girls turned to see Yuki, already standing next to them on the road.

"Where was your entrance? I thought you were still on the rooftop?" asked Haruhi with a small pout.

"I took the stairs while you were transforming," she told her superior in a monotone.

"Man, you guys don't get it at all! This is the worst Magical Girl Team ever," huffed Haruhi as she crossed her arms.

"Go for it, Yuki-chan!" cried Mikuru.

Yuki spun in a circle, arms stiffly by her sides, as a small, thin laser of light struck the monster. Instead of dissipating like the others, this one pierced right through, drilling through its armour with a horrible screech. Green blood and monster insides exploded everywhere, covering the shops and road, as people began to panic and run away.

"What the HELL?" yelled Haruhi, standing on her own fine now that the monster was gone. "You can't do that!"

"I cannot?" asked Yuki, turning her head 2 millimetres to the side in confusion.

"No! We're meant to be cute, remember?"

"Um, g-good job, Yuki-chan," stammered Mikuru behind her. She was clearly afraid of the girl, having never seen real violence before.

"Geez, at least show me your transformation. You have been working on it, right?" Haruhi asked, glaring.

Yuki nodded once, before her own theme music begun. It was an elegant piano melody, which Haruhi hated immediately. Yuki closed her eyes, as her school uniform became… a school uniform. An oversized witches hat appeared on her head, along with absolutely no accessories.

"Where's the moe?" yelled Haruhi, annoyed. She loved Yuki, but there was no point being a Magical Girl if you couldn't pull off pop-idol-style looks and fashion sense. They might as well be American super heroes at this rate.

Yuki bent down, and put her sock on slowly, all the way up to and past her skirt.

"Like this?"

"NO!" came the reply, both of their hands crossed in 'X' shapes.

"That was…" Mikuru whispered.

"Yeah, way too adult…" Haruhi shook her head.

Noticing the crowd at this point, and the sound of sirens in the distance (who wouldn't call the police over a monster attack?) Haruhi quickly grabbed both of the girls.

"Let's go!" And so, they leaped across the rooftops, making their grand escape.

"Shoe," Yuki pointed at the ground, having left her school shoes at the scene of the battle.

"That's okay, we can go shopping later!" smiled Mikuru.

"I can't believe you guys," deadpanned Haruhi.

"Hey, where are all the guys?" asked Mikuru.

"Don't be stupid. There are never any male characters in these shows."

"Ehh? But you told me there would be boys if I joined!" wailed the red-head.

"Your fault for believing me," shrugged Haruhi.

"What about Tuxedo Mask? He was male!"

"Yeah, but we haven't got more then an OVA, so a male interest would be wasted on us. Besides, he was the only guy in that whole series."

"Oh…" sighed Mikuru. "Can I have a floating animal then?"

"On the condition he can only say his name over and over again."

"Why?"

"Because that's how it's done!"

Sadly, this was their best Magical Girl Fight yet. They managed to beat the monster this time, and only 9 videos and 76 photos of their panties made it online that week. Compared to some of the more popular Magical Girls, they were doing well.

A/N: Here's the first one, a crack comedy to get the ball rolling. Let me know what you think please, or if there's any particular type of story you'd like me to write next. Reviewers get my love~