Jennifer Jareau: Guide and Owner's Manual
Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated JJ unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your professional profiler, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Jennifer Jareau
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1978
Place Of Manufacture: C&M, Pittsburgh
Height: Around 5'7"
Weight: Unknown
Your JJ unit will come with the following accessories:
Two casual outfits
Two pairs of shoes
Bundle of Baby books
FBI badge
I pad
When you first open your JJ unit, she may be shy and tense. Show her your home and let her get to know everything.
Programming:
Your JJ unit is kind and nurturing, and can carry out the following functions:
Liaison: No matter if it's the local newspaper or middle school announcements, your JJ will get the word out and handle the mass with absolute ease.
Shooting Trainer: She is not a profiler but an excellent guns-woman. Buy a gun and she will have you shooting objects in the head in no time.
Sister-Sister: She's pretty open and kind, but if your ready, you guys will paint the town and buy from all the shops so make sure you bring a lot of money and a lot of laughter.
Babysitter: As the JJ unit is a natural mother, she is very motherly and love to look after the little tykes. So sit back, date, and have a lot of fun while your unit keep the kids safe and most importantly occupied.
Your JJ unit comes with Cleaning: The JJ unit is fully capable of cleaning herself. She will also keep the house clean for you.
Five different modes:
Mother
Liaison
Friendly
Shooter
Guardian
The default Mother mode is when a child is nearby or one of her loved ones need some love whether it's maternal or sibling.
The friendly mode is activated whenever the JJ gets familiar with, meets or trusts someone. She will talk more, drink and dance on the dance floor.
Liaison mode is activated when the JJ unit has to deal with the media at any point of time.
The Shooter mode is activated when people are in danger because of a James Colby Baylor/Jason Clark Battle unit.
The Guardian mode is only activated if the JJ feels that someone is endanger especially BAU units.
Reaction to other units:
Aaron Hotchner: This unit is a friend JJ Unit.
Derek Morgan: This unit is a close friend, but may annoy JJ when he messes with Spencerunits.
Jason Gideon: This unit is a respectable figure to the JJ.
Elle Greenaway: These units are friends.
David Rossi: This unit is a friend, and is admired by the JJ unit. She may be occasionally annoyed by Rossi but not often.
Emily Prentiss: These units are friends and they will spend a lot of time shopping together.
Spencer Reid: This unit is good friends with your unit. He will grow a crush on JJ but he'll get over it.
Penelope Garcia: She is one of the JJ unit's closes friends and the godmother to her child. No harm in leaving them together.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My JJ unit is always signing and watching couples holding hands instead of focusing on any conversations. What is wrong with her?
A: The JJ must desire companionship or love. Get a William LaMontagne Jrunit and you will notice improvement in her focusing….just not in you.
Q: My unit has been acting strange for months and just disappeared for two days and she is carting around a baby, which my Spencer and Garcia units are smothering. But where did she get a baby?
A: JJ must have been hanging around a William LaMontagne Jr unit a lot. You some how missed her 9 months of pregnancy. And of course the other units are over the baby since they are his godparents.
Q: JJ is extremely sad and is packing her stuff. All my other units are just as sad and I ended up buying all the ice cream at the corner store. What in the word is going on?
A: She is most likely being forced to go work at the pentagon against the wishes. Just dish up the ice cream and wait it out.
Q: The team has just finished a case about suspicious suicides and my unit seems really messed up. What happened?
A: Her sister unit committed suicide. How do you expect her to react?
Q: My Spencer and JJ have gone out on a date and I am concerned about what this is going to do to her boyfriend. What shall I do?
A: Nothing serious is going to come out of JJ and Spencer going to a game. So sit back and chill.
Q: My mother bought me a large dog, which I named Scooby. But when my JJ unit saw it she freaked and locked herself in her room. What made her so scared?
A: When the team was chasing a Tobias Hankel she was attacked by a pack of dogs. Until she get use to scooby, better to keep the dog away.
Warranty: With proper care, the JJ unit will grow old and eventually die, unless a unsub or accident kills her. However, if you get annoyed with the mother hen, you can always send her back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).