I don't own deadpool or saw or cable. This is for fun and I don't make anything off of this.

Cable-

I wake up and I feel cold. I breath and my lungs fill with pain. I can't move, my body is paralyzed from the waist down.

I look around with my eyes as best as I could and I see that I'm in a freezer. Before me is a door. I have to figure out how to get moving again and get to that door.

The door opens.

"Whose there?" I shout.

The door swings wide open.

"Hey I can see your dick!"

Deadpool… fuck.

He walks towards me.

"Cable! How's it been man?"

"I've seen better days."

"I can tell, you're tied up to a metal bed in a freezer with your dork hanging out."

I close my eyes.

"For the love of god can your untie me so I can kill who ever is behind this."

A loud screeching sound fills my ears. An inter com.

"Hello Wade, as you can see your friend Cable is tied to a metal bed. His flesh is frozen to the metal. Above him is a water sprinkler. You must free him before the water freezes him."

Wade unties me. He grabs my shoulders. "This trap doesn't make since at all," I point out.

"The writer of this story has only seen a handful of Saw movies," he responds.

"What?"

"Nothing."

He yanks me off of the metal bed ripping the flesh off of my back. I scream in pain.

"Oh god! Wade! Fuck that hurt!"

Deadpool looks down at me as I whimper in pain.

"I think I can see some muscle tissue."

I grab Deadpools neck with my metal arm.

"We're going to fine me some pants and we're going to kill this mother fucker!"

"Hell yeah," Deadpool slaps my skinless back really hard. I fall down to the ground in pain.

"Shit!"

"Sorry."

"Is there anyone else you've had to rescue?"

"Bob, though he's still in the room where I found him. I had to cut off his leg. Oh and he might have poison in his blood stream, but that's not important."

"Right."

"Well I guess we should get going."

"I need to find some cloths."

Deadpool takes off his pants and tosses them over to me.

"Here you go."

"Don't you need these?"

"Not really, I'm cool with walking around in my underwear."

I put the pants on.

"Lets just get the fuck out of here."

Deadpool and I leave the room. Who ever is doing this, they will regret fucking with me.

To be continued...