Hey it's me! This is my 3rd fanfic and I'm afraid to say that I fear they're not getting any better!

Me and KrazyKimmy had another random conversation which gave me this idea. I drew a picture about it and was told to write about it.

What if Skulduggery woke up one morning with FANGS? This is the conversation shortly after Valkyrie found out

Enjoy:

"I'm not a vampire!" Skulduggery said. Again.

"No of course." Valkyrie said sarcastically. "You just have a pair of those."

"Yes but I'm not a vampire. I'm just a fantastically, amazing, talented skeleton who woke up this morning and found I grew myself some attractive fangs"

"Therefore you are a vampire and there nothing attractive about them" She said. They were both tired of this argument but, as usual, they both refuse to back down and let the other win. They're too stubborn.

"I can't be a vampire. I can't drink blood."

"So your walking dead. And you have fangs. You. Are. A vampire."

"NO I'M NOT!" he shouted

"YES YOU ARE!" she shouted back"

They were interrupted by Tanith, Ghastly and Fletcher walking into Valkyrie's living room. They've been at Gordon Edgley's mansion (though technately hers) since 7 o'clock that morning, and still hadn't got any work done, arguing over whether Skulduggery was a vampire or not. It was now 11 o'clock at night.

"Um Val? Why is there a vampire/skeleton thing in your living room?" Tanith asked.

"I'M NOT A VAMPIRE!" Skulduggery shouted. Again.

"Because..." Valkyrie said ignoring him. "Somehow he managed to grow some fangs and become a vampire, and then argue with me by saying he's not a vampire."

"Well he's not a vampire" Fletcher said. Everyone stared at him. There was a moment of silence.

"Thank you Fletcher" Skulduggery said

"Fletcher—" Valkyrie started but Fletcher held up his hand.

"Because he's a skelevamp!" He said and everyone but Skulduggery started laughing.

"Oh Fletcher you are getting funnier and funnier." Tanith said. Fletcher had started playing jokes on everyone for some time now. He started by thinking it would be funny to sell Valkyrie's necromancer ring on eBay and then saying he hadn't seen it when they asked him if he had. It would have worked if the winning bid wasn't put in by Skulduggery then have Valkyrie literally whoop his arse with her shadows. Valkyrie laughed to herself when she remembered this. It was so funny they all laughed for a week.

"I'M NOT A VAMPIRE, SKELEVAMP OR ANYHTING ELSE YOU WANT TO CALL ME!" Skulduggery roared really annoyed now.

"Now if you don't mind I'm going to the dentist to sort this out." He said calmly and walked out the room.

"Oh yeah good idea. It won't look weird at all will it? A skeleton sitting in the dentist's office with fangs." Valkyrie called to him and hissed like a vampire before sitting on the sofa and settling into a comfortable position. Skulduggery walked in at the same speed as he walked out.

"Ghastly can you sort these teeth out please?"

Ghastly sighed but yanked the teeth out.

"OW!" Skulduggery screamed.

"There sorted" Ghastly said proudly. Valkyrie, Tanith and Fletcher just laughed.

Ok so it's not the best story in the world. But I tried. Plz review but be nice.

And Kimmy stop giving me stupid ideas!