Disclaimer: Anyways, I do not awn any of the Hetalia cast. If I do the show would have lots more yaoi goodness.

Warnings: Lang, dark arts, dirty jokes, sex and some other stuff that not good for anyone under 18. You all been warn.

AN: Just found out that Fan Fic is really cracking down on the smut deal. So I'm making one shot into it's own story again. Sorry for messing up all you readings again. Wil add some of the cut out parts in my T rated in other chapters in here. We will see.