T'Slash: Well… another drunk! I got such a positive reviews for the last one, such a positive response that I decided hell why not do another one! You all should have seen this coming! I will only be able to update this once a week, on the weekend most likely cause well for one Finals and the other I do have a 106025 word novel to edit! I will be busy but this is going to be relaxing. As for some of you thinking how am I going to be able to do this, you will be surprised! It will be another long one!

Disclaimer: Really people if I owned Star Trek both this and Songs of an would be soundtracks.

Okay as you can tell there is a new saying for this, Drunk 2, by Terry: Drunk 2-more drunk-no logic. AND Drunk 2 no songs are safe. And we are being truthful no songs are safe from me, well us! And well…. The first song Terry and I killed together! Long, long before November. I hope you all enjoy this new crazy ride!

Drunk Truths

Chapter 1: We Built this Ship

Jim smiled as he looked around the room. He was happy they were called back to Earth for this function, this celebration. Every different species of Alien where here, well all that were friends of the Federation of course. There were no Klingons or Romulans around that Jim could tell.

"Jim how are you enjoying yourself," Pike asked, smiling as he walked over to Jim's side. Jim smiled at Pike, nursing his drink, happy to see Pike back up and walking.

"Its good for a Federation party," Jim admitted, smiling as he watched his First Officer swamped with cadets following the science track no doubt. Asking him questions. He felt a pain in his heart but pushed it away. He was here to have fun not to think about those feelings.

"The higher ups decided that it needed to have something fun in these things. They even brought in an old Karaoke machine, not that anyone has touched it yet," Pike said, pointing to the small stage in the corner.

"What are we a bunch of teenage girls," McCoy complained, moving to stand besides Jim, a glass of alcohol in his own hands.

"I zink it's a great idea," Chekov said, bouncing on his feet. His doe like eyes eying the small stage.

"You would kid," McCoy grumbled.

"So do I Chekov. In fact," Jim said, smirking as he leaned over, whispering into Chekov's ear his plan. Chekov's smile brightened as he nodded enthusiastically, running off to get the others and spread the word.

"What are you planning you infant," McCoy asked, looking over at Jim. Jim smiled innocently as he excused himself from Pike, dragging McCoy after him and towards the stage where Uhura, Chapel, Chekov, Sulu, Scotty, Kallista, Terry, Aki and surprisingly Spock stood. The rest of the crew of the Enterprise surrounding the stage. "Oh no. you are not dragging me up there."

"Ahh come on Bonsey! It will be fun and really kick of this party!" Jim said, pouting, blue eyes wide. McCoy huffed, drowning the rest of his drink.

"Let's just get this over with."

"I knew you would see it my way!" Jim cheered, grabbing his friends arm, pulling him up to stand between Kallista and Chapel as Jim moved to the front. Smiling at Pike who just shook his head, knowingly.

"Captain, for once I don't think your plan is that crazy," Uhura laughed, smiling up at him.

"I am glad you think so," Jim said, winking at her. They both laughed before he turned to Spock, nodding to him. "Glad you could make it Commander."
"Lieutenant Uhura was most insistent," Spock said, his eyes laughing.

"Good," Jim said, taking his microphone from Spock. "Hey Admirals, crew and others alike! I would like to thank you all for coming to this function. I have to say I am sad that no one has made use of this yet… but at the same time happy that we, the crew of the Enterprise get to be the first!" The crowd laughed, use to Captain James T. Kirk's attitude by now. "I am shocked at how some of you don't know how the Enterprise became a ship. A true ship with a working crew. So my crew and I are here to tell you about it. Enjoy!"

"And here I thought he was finally growing up," Pike said, smiling as he shook his head, discretely pulling out a video recorder. Not wanting to miss a minute of this.

"Captain Kirk was always a… unique man," Selek said, his eyes smiling as he looked up at the younger version of his own Captain as the music started.

"True. Glad there is only one of them in this universe," Pike sighed, "I don't think we, hell this universe could handle two."

I believe that it could, Selek thought sadly.

We built this ship,

We built this ship on missions and war

We built this ship,

We built this ship on missions and wars

Jim led the crew off, all of them with smiles on their faces. It was true… they built the ship, their crew. Their home off the missions they had passed. The trials and dangers.

Uhura smiled, leaning into Scotty's arms as everyone in the command crew took a step forward, looking out over the crowd. Happy to see they had all their attention.

Say we're all hero's, that you recognize our faces

Say you don't know what its like deep in space

Deep in the missions, falling into the stars

Too many planets, left to discover

The eight sang, all with smiles on their faces except for Spock and McCoy. The former watching his father watch him with the Doctor just grumbled, ignorant of the glares that Kallista was giving his girlfriend.

It's so true. They recognize us from all the news reports but don't know what its like. What its like to be in space. To be running for your life. I know the admirals want me to become one of them, an Admiral in a year. When my five year mission is over but that won't happen. Not as long as there are planet left out there, Jim thought, smiling as he looking over towards Uhura, nodding towards her.

Uhura plays the harp,

Listen to our voices

Aren't you aware?

We built this ship

We built this ship on missions and war!

We built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Uhura smiled as she stepped forward, a harp in her hands. She gently played some melody, keeping it in pace with the song. She smiled as the crowd cheered before stepping back as the crew surrounding the stage stepped forward, singing the chorus.

The Admirals always making new regulations

Who cares they're always changing regulation names

We just want to travel, just want to steal the stage

They call us illogical, write us up for insubordination

"You already have stolen the stage! Besides you can't claim you don't disserve it!" Pike yelled up at them, shaking his head as Jim just flashed him a smile. "What now is he teaching his crew to ignore regulations? What's coming to this world?"

"The crew of the Enterprise will always be most loyal to their Captain above all others. Even to Starfleet," Selek said, a small smile playing at his lips. It was… refreshing to see that the crew had not changed, that they were still the same people as his own crew.

"That is not logical," Sarek said, stepping up besides the elder version of his son.

"They aren't exactly claiming to be logical," Pike pointed out, rolling his eye.

Spock plays the Lyre,

Listen to our voices

How are you unaware?

We built this ship on missions and war!

We built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Spock reluctantly stepped forward, giving a Vulcan glare to Jim who just grinned back. He took out his lyre, playing a few notes before slipping back into his spot. His eyes fixed on Jim's form, watching as he rocked from side to side. The feelings that it invoked not all together unwelcome.

It's just another Sunday, in a tired old mission

Klingon/Admirals have got the choke hold, ohhh and we still got the beat

Jim laughed as he was the only one to say Admirals instead of Klingon's. Pike glared up at him, to whom he just stuck his tongue out, laughing as Kallista, Terry and Aki stepped forward. Along with the still grumpy McCoy.

Who counts the deaths, of the redshirts?

Who hypos us to save our lives?

Don't tell us you know, 'cause we're a ship of hero's

Look out universe; we are going to conquer you

Kallista, Terry and Aki smiled, pointing down at the security section, standing just in front of the stage, laughing as Kallista took a tally, shacking her head sadly as she came up one short.

McCoy rolled his eyes at the three, pulling up at hypo, grinning as he looked over at Jim. Oh yes he would get revenge for Jim dragging him up here. He would just have to be… sneaky.

Jim laughed, looking down at the crowd; most of them wide eyed by now before stepping forward, pointing up towards were he knew the Enterprise was located. They would conquer the universe, together.

Don't you remember …

They whispered, grinning as they pushed Jim down onto a chair.

Jim in the captain's chair,

Listen to our orders –

Don't you remember?

We built this ship,

We built this ship on missions and war

We built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

Built this ship, we built this ship on missions and war

The crew sang together, smiling as the looked back at the sitting Jim, his legs crossed and head propped up on his hand, just as it was on the bridge when he was thinking of something. Anything to save their lives before Jim jumped to his feet, grinning widely.

We built, we built this ship yeah

We built this ship

We built, we built this ship

We built this ship

We built, we built this ship

We built this ship

The continued to sing before it faded out, laughing with each other. The crowd went wild and while some Admirals glared at the young captain he was having to much fun to notice, laughing as McCoy dragged him off the stage. Muttering something about physicals when they got back on the ship.

This Karaoke… it may not be as illogical as I thought it would be, Sarek thought, looking up at the now empty stage. The command crew having followed their captain off the stage. He looked towards his son, he was… proud that he had found his place… thou he still had much farther to go.

"That Jim… always doing something crazy," Pike muttered, tucking the video camera away once.

Selek smiled sadly, known that in every universe it was true. James T. Kirk was truly a unique individual. He watching as his counterpart kept a careful eye on Jim, the familiar emotions easy for him to read. James… if only you were here now. to see us both so young again and not even aware of the others feeling, Selek thought sadly, looking up towards the heavens, thinking of his bondmate.

T'Slash: wow I feel rusty! But still this made me laugh so much so I guess I'm not too rusty! Well… I will update this in a week I got final coming up that i really should study for before it's too late. And two papers… damn must work on them. Besides I still got… wow 41 songs to kill, and yes this will be long, just as I promised! Well I hope you all enjoyed this; I know I enjoyed writing it again! Please don't forget to review and tell me what you thought!