Disclaimer: Miki-chan13 and SG-chan do not own Harry Potter, or anything we may reference in this story. Honestly, people, do you think we'd be posting this if we owned HP? Or for that matter, would Harry have gotten together with Ginny? Hmm? I don't think so.

Hey everyone! Miki-chan13-

-and SG-chan-

here with not only our first Harry Potter fanfic-

Hey, doesn't SPLSHIMS count?

*glare* With not only our first Harry Potter fanfic, but also our first collab! *confetti, party horns*

*pout* You never let me have any fun!

Oh, shush. Anyway, since this plunny was my idea, it is being posted on my account.

Besides, I'm on hiatus for the rest of the year anyway. I just helped Miki-chan edit and stuff. Well, and I come up with some ideas too, but that's neither here nor there.

Come on, let's just get on with the fic!

All right, all right. Without further ado, Miki-chan13 and StargateNerd (a.k.a. SG-chan) present to you the first chapter of Sanity Is Just A Point of View!

Chapter 1

In Which Our Heroes Come Face To Face With Insanity (And a Good Ol' HP Fanfic Cliche!)

"Where the hell is platform 9 and ¾ ?" a small girl wearing an oversized orange sweatshirt with the neon-blue words "I don't give a fuck" on the front, and "and you can't make me" on the back fumed. With her nearly white hair up in a high ponytail, and her blue eyes narrowed in frustration, she presented quite the singular appearance.

"Now, now, Dani, don't get so upset," another girl of similar, but slightly taller height attempted to placate her. She wore a purple t-shirt and a skirt over leggings, both which were black. In comparison to her sister, she looked rather plain, with medium-length brown hair, and green eyes.

"Girls, stop fighting," a man looking to be in his early thirties, despite his silverish-gray hair, chided them. "And Dani, the station is right over there," he pointed.

"Father… that is a wall," the second girl looked at her dad as if he'd gone insane.

"Very observant, Kari. However, it is no ordinary wall. It is…" He looked around before saying in a slightly softer voice, "…it is a hologram."

"A HOLOGRAM?" Dani's voice was heard throughout the station as a bit of drool dribbled from the side of her mouth. She then turned and ran headlong into -or rather through- the wall. Kari followed suit at a more sedate, nervous pace.

At the wide-mouthed, gaping stares many were giving the wall where the two girls had gone through, the young man sweat dropped before setting about Obliviating some people. I hadn't thought Dani would take it quite like that… Really, sometimes his older daughter could be too impulsive.

"Whoa!" Kari gasped as they stood in front of a large red steam train.

"C'mon!" Dani, impatient to be going, grabbed her sister's wrist and dragged her toward the train.

"Sis, shouldn't we make sure this is the right train? I mean, it doesn't exactly look very modern," Kari fretted.

"Wait up!" The girls' father came through the wall, looking just a tad peeved. "Honestly, could you please try to be a bit quieter?"

"But I was being quiet; Dani was the one shouting," Kari protested.

"I wasn't," Dani retorted. "I was just excited at the prospect of a hologram!"

"Yes, well, don't get into too much trouble at school now, you hear?" The girls' father stared sternly at them.

"We won't," Dani and Kari promised in unison, knowing from experience that their father wasn't the type of person to make idle promises/threats.

"We better get on board; if this is the right train." Kari looked at the older man, half-expecting him to say this was a joke. However, their father's gaze didn't waver.

"Aw, stop being a worry-wart, Kari! Let's go already!" Dani snapped, grabbing the younger girl and dragging her onto the train. Their father sweat dropped yet again before turning to leave, having seen his girls board the Hogwarts Express safely.

"Let's see… which compartment should we go in?" Kari wondered as they walked down the train corridor.

Dani was ignoring her sister quite pointedly as she slammed open the door to a random compartment. "Hey, we're gonna bunk in here, 'kay?" she told the surprised occupants of the compartment, who were a bushy-haired brunette, a red-head, and a bespectacled boy with jet-black hair.

"Sis, don't you think you should ask them first?" Kari sweat dropped.

"Oh, I'm sure they're fine with it," Dani chirped, turning a sweet, sickly smile at the two boys and the girl before she heaved her trunk up onto a rack.

"I'm sorry about my sister," Kari apologized, giving a slight bow. "She's just a bit-"

"Mental?" suggested the boy with red hair.

"Hey, I am not crazy! Slightly insane and a tad strange, yes, but not crazy," Dani scowled.

"Crazy and insane are the same thing," the bushy-haired girl informed her.

"No they aren't."

"Yes they are."

"No they aren't."

"Yes, they are!"

"No, they aren't!"

The two girls looked about ready to claw out each others' throats when the compartment door opened once again.

"Well, well, if it isn't the 'Golden Trio'," drawled one of the newcomers, a platinum blonde with a smirk plastered on his face.

"Gold? Where?" Dani demanded, discarding the previous target of her ire.

"You must be related to the Weasel there; scrounging around in the dirt for money," the blonde sniggered.

"No, she just likes shiny things. That, and seeing how long it would take to burn." Kari deadpanned the latter sentence.

"Shove off Malfoy, we don't want you in here," growled the black-haired boy.

"Oh? And what are you going to do if I don't leave, Potter?" Malfoy sneered.

"This is better than Mum's soaps," Dani murmured, popping a few kernels into her mouth. Kari did a double take.

"Where did you get that popcorn?"

"Does it matter?"

"Yes; I promised Father I'd keep a close eye on you, since you're always getting in trouble!"

The attention had now shifted from the two boys to the quarreling sisters.

"I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself!"

"Oh, yes, that's why you yelled 'A HOLOGRAM!' before running straight through the wall!" Kari retorted.

"Are you first years?" the bushy brunette asked upon hearing about the wall.

"Hey, I'll have you know we're fourteen!" Dani proclaimed.

"Obviously something is wrong with you," sneered Malfoy. "The same age as me and being so short, it's-"

"What did you say?" Dani growled, her eyes narrowing dangerously.

"Sis, don't! I'm sure he didn't mean it!" Kari held an arm out in front of her sister.

"What, 'short'?" Malfoy asked innocently. "I'm just stating an observation and a fact. You're exceedingly short even though you're the same age as me-"

Whatever else the blonde was going to say was cut off as Dani delivered a nasty uppercut right to his face, sending him back, a howl of pain escaping as he clutched at his now bleeding nose.

"Don't. You. Dare. Say that again," Dani growled, blue eyes mere slivers of ice in her rage.

"Y-you!" Malfoy spluttered, holding up his sleeve to stop the bleeding. "Crabbe, Goyle!"

As the two hulking teens lumbered forward, Dani merely leapt up to bash in the face of one boy with her knee, then proceeded to dispose of his companion with a backspin elbow to the base of his skull, knocking him unconscious.

"I'm feeling slightly generous right now in that I'll give you twenty seconds to get the hell out of my sight. Anytime past that, and I can't guarantee your safety."

This was apparently enough for the two conscious boys (or at least Malfoy), as they hurried out of the compartment, Crabbe (or maybe it was Goyle) grabbing his counterpart and hauling him out after the little blonde ponce they were stalking.

"That was brilliant!" the redhead exclaimed, a look of wonder in his starry-eyed vision.

"Are you kidding? That was incredibly foolhardy and reckless!" the brunette semi-shrieked.

"Reckless and foolhardy are my middle name," Dani drawled, picking a bit of imaginary dirt from beneath her fingernails.

Kari sweat dropped. "Dani, do you want us to get in trouble on the first day?"

"Trouble is my last name!"

"No it isn't, you idiot, it's Felton!"

"Dani Reckless and Foolhardy Trouble Felton, that's what it is! That's my name, don't wear it out!"

"Siiiis…"

"So if you two have never been through the King's Cross entrance before, but you're fourteen, that would make you transfers," the bushy brunette deduced.

"Uh, yeah, I guess we are," Kari agreed.

"That's so exciting! There hasn't been a transfer to Hogwarts in at least thirty years!" the girl squealed, looking very excited for some reason. "It says so in-"

"Hogwarts, A History," the two boys chorused in unison.

"We know, Hermione, we know," the redhead rolled his eyes.

"I believe introductions are in order." She stuck out her hand. "I'm Hermione Granger, and I'm going to be a fourth-year Gryffindor!"

"Kari Felton, and the other one is my sister, Dani," the soft-spoken girl greeted.

"Dani Reckless and Foolhardy Trouble Felton," Dani reminded her loftily.

"Yeah; we heard," the redhead said. "Ron Weasley, Gryffindor. And this is my best mate, Harry Potter." He swept his arm out to present the other boy as if he was a prize or something.

"Aww, you two make such a cute couple. What's a Gryffindor?" Dani asked, ignoring Harry and Ron spluttering, and Kari face palming.

"Gryffindor is one of the four houses. The other three are Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin," Hermione informed them.

"You don't want to go to Slytherin; that's where all the dark wizards come from," Ron interjected. He turned to Harry for support, but the dark-haired boy was too busy looking all red-faced and adorably flustered to agree.

"Wizards?" Kari asked, slightly worried. "What do you mean, wizards?"

"Wizards as in magic, abracadabra - not to be confused with the Pokemon - dark Satanic rituals, the whole shebang?" Dani raised an eyebrow. "Huh. You'd think Dad would tell us something like this."

"You mean you didn't get your Hogwarts letters?" Harry asked, looking not quite as flustered now. The sisters exchanged glances and shook their heads.

"Nope; Dad just told us he and Mom talked it over, and we were going to an English boarding school this year," Dani informed them.

"Oh, I hope we didn't get on the wrong train!" Kari fretted, looking slightly worried.

"And Dad definitely has some explaining to do," Dani added.

Well, in case you haven't noticed-

-the cliche would be an original character (or two) ending up getting on Hogwarts Express by 'mistake', meeting up with Harry and Co., and/or disliking Malfoy.

However, these are not Mary-Sues! No way, no how! Dani and Kari are different; you just have to stick with the story!

*evil grin* Believe me, we've got stuff planned that hasn't been explored in other fanfics. Or if they have, they're not commonly done. *wider evil grin* *evil chuckle*

Don't pay any attention to her. She's insane.

And damn proud of it!

-_-;; Anyway, make sure to review!

We luvs reviews. Reviews are like chocolate! Only you can eat chocolate, and you can't eat reviews...

-_-;;;; Yeah. Pretty easy to guess what/whom we spaced Dani's spastic attitude off of, huh?