100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke
1- Everything you wear is orange, you are blind
2- Ramen is not a three course meal, I don't care if you bought the 'variety package'
3- Stop moving my things, I like to be able to find my car keys in the morning
4- Stop moving my furniture, I like being able to walk in my own house
5- What the hell is that song you keep humming
6- I can hear you just fine SO STOP YELLING
7- I am allergic to cats, stop bringing home those flee riddle monsters
8- Stop asking me if that dress makes you look fat
9- Take off that damn dress
10- Stop throwing out my tomatoes, you unhealthy dobe
11- Yes I do have the right to call you dobe if you still think that Paris is the capital of Italy
12- Stop buying me stuffed animals, I am an Uchiha, I do not have a soft and cuddly side
13- Stop telling Sakura my phone number every time I change it
14- Where the hell did you find jerky flavored condoms
15- You left the front door unlocked, it took me days to get rid of all those cameras those crazy fan girls put in the bathrooms
16- Stop Saying 'Believe it!' what the hell am I supposed to believe? I believe you are an idiot
17- Stop slapping my ass and saying 'get along little donkey'
18- get rid of that cowboy hat, we are not going off to find were they filmed Brokeback Mountain
19- I may be a teme, but at least I can spell Awesomeness (it does not have an 'i' in it)
20- Give me back my wallet
21- Stop telling everyone that I wear a thong, I don't, that's just creepy
22- Stop changing the screen-saver on my computer at work, I do not like Sailor Moon
23- Stop Singing the opening song to Sailor Moon
24- Your singing sucks
25- I am not a vampire so stop throwing crosses at me
26- Stop calling me at 3 o'clock in the morning because you think there are monsters beneath your bed
27- Stop Believing Kiba when he tells you there are monsters beneath your bed
28- Actually stop talking to Kiba in general, he's a bad influence
29- Stop inviting random people over to my house while I'm asleep
30- Stop inviting Gaara over, he's a creepy motherfucker
31- Stop leaving me a thousand texts in an hour, I will get back to you LATER
32- Why in the world do we need to order Chinese food for breakfast
33- Stop walking around the house in women's lingerie, no it's not a turn-on
34- No, I do not want a break of that Kit-Kat bar
35- For the millionth time, I am not emo
36- Stop calling me and Sai twins, I can and will kill you
37- If I ever see you wear that green spandex jumpsuit again I will chidori your ass so hard you will wish I used lube
38- Stop trying to make me go Christmas caroling with you every year
39- Do I look like the Grinch to you, I am not green
40- Stop putting weird things in the microwave, I'm getting sick and tired of replacing it
41- This is the third time this month I've had to replace the damn thing
42- What was that green stuff you put in there, I swear it winked at me
43- Scratch that I don't want to know
44- Stop calling sex 'baby-making-time'
45- we are both men, we can't get pregnant
46- Where in the world did you buy Ramen flavored ice cream
47- What did I just say about singing, Stop it, you can't sing worth shit
48- Stop crying when I say that
49- Holy-shit what did you put in my shoe
50- Why the fuck is there a puppy in the house
51- I am convinced you took a crap in my shoe, not the dog
52- Stop buying tampons, I don't care if they're handy for nosebleeds
53- How the hell did you find that out
54- Stop taking advice from Jiraiya, he's a pervert
55- Stop telling Jiraiya about our sexual exploits, I don't want to see another book about them
56- I am seme, you are not, not now, not ever
57- Stop trying to throw me a birthday party, I do not want one
58- Get rid of the balloons now
59- Stop inviting Itachi
60- I don't want to have a nice family reunion
61- Sai should no way in hell be a part of that family reunion
62- Sakura should no way in hell be a part of that family reunion
63- Neither should Kakashi
64- Or anyone else in Konoha for that matter
65- Read 30, Gaara is not invited
66- I do not know how they get the m's on the M&M's stop asking already
67- If I said no once, I meant it
68- No I am not going to a gay bar with you
69- Ask me again, just see what happens to your Ramen storage closet
70- Why is the dog still here
71- Stop watching How To Train Your Dragon
72- We cannot get a pet dragon, they do not exist
73- Yes that guy ripped you off, that's an ostrich egg
74- No I'm not going with you to get your money back dumb-ass
75- Stop whining I did not forget your birthday
76- I just can't remember where I put your presents
77- Or your surprise party
78- The invitations must have got lost in the mail
79- I also forgot that Konoha does not have a mailing system
80- Sorry. Make-up sex?
81- I want make-up sex
82- NO THREESOMES!
83- STOP INVITING GAARA OVER FOR THREESOMES
84- The only way we are having a threesome is if you use the Shadow Clone Technique
85- I was just kidding
86- No running with scissors, I will not take you to the hospital next time, you can just bleed to death
87- Stop shaving your legs
88- Seriously the lingerie, it has to stop, I am begging you
89- I do not want to wear that dress, that is why tomorrow you will never find it again
90- Stop going to the mall with Sakura and Ino
91- Stop letting them pick you out dresses
92- Stop buying the dresses
93- Stop watching Avatar, you don't need to cry that much, the ending isn't exactly that sad
94- I may love you and all, but I am not getting matching bracelets
95- Where is my cell-phone
96- Why was it in the fridge again
97- Stop talking to yourself, I don't care if you're talking to the Kyuubi, you still look insane when you do it
98- I am not getting you a pet, you killed the last three
99- Stop freaking out every time I leave Konoha on a mission, I will never leave you, but I will punch you if you call me sweetums again
100- I love you, don't push your luck.