Quick Note: Here you go... finally done with my first fanfiction... please let me know if you have any requests for future stories... And thank you again for supporting me throughout this endeavor!

Disclaimer: Still don't own OHSHC, but you can't blame me for wanting to mess with it's characters...

It was obvious that everyone was still pouting over our little carjacking yesterday, but their sad glares seemed to slip my mind completely whenever I caught Kyoya gazing at me from across the room. I had to admit, it was more than a little distracting trying to cater to my usual customers with the less than subtle stare from my boyfriend.

Just as club was nearing its finish for the day, I heard crowd of squeals following by shrieks of protest. Typically it didn't interest me whenever the twins were able to mess with Tamaki and get him ranting… but to also get such overwhelming approval from the girls? I admit… I was intrigued…

Setting down the tea service I had been cleaning up from a nearby table, I slowly made my way over through the crowd and looked skeptically at the wide Cheshire grins across the twin's faces, "What are you two doing to poor Tamaki now?"

The grins only widened as they moved in tandem to wrap closely on either side of me earning excited screams or faints from several of the patrons. Hikaru leaning down first began, "Nothing… we just offered to help with the webpage…"

"…since Kyoya seemed to have broken his laptop…"Kaoru finished gleefully. Tamaki still flailed about wildly with tear pouring down his face, releasing streams of completely unintelligible syllables. I pushed their arms gently off me as I moved to the open laptop still at the table near where they had been, "Well it must have been something rather impressive… I don't know if I've ever seen him go off this bad…"

The title seemed innocent enough, but it wasn't until I started scrolling down that I let out a strangled cry as my whole face burned a fiery red.

HOST CLUB POLL: VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING OF HOST CLUB MEMBERS!

Following the innocuous title were matched up names augmented by corresponding pictures:

MorixHoney

This picture was innocent enough with the two working with determination on a small, but intricately designed sand castle on the beach.

Awe, that's actually kind of cute… I wonder why Tamaki's being such a drama queen!

HikaruxKaoru

Not quite so innocent, but certainly no worse than their usual brotherly love with the two boys draped over each other suggestively in a hot tub.

Okay, I kind of understand this one… but he encourages it most of the time… so why fuss now?

HoneyxHaruhi

This one shows the fire lit pair as Honey wipes chocolate away from Haruhi's mouth with a rather hungry look in his eyes.

Dammit, those twins can twist anything to make it look wrong…

MorixHaruhi

The pictures shows them sitting in the sand on a moonlit beach, holding hands awkwardly with matching deep blushes.

When the hell did they even take that picture!

HikaruxHaruhixKaoru

This familiar picture showed the twins pressed firmly up against either side of Haruhi, their eyes shut and mouths agape distractedly as if in the throes of passion, while Haruhi's hands reach up through her hair with a satisfied smile playing on her lips.

That's it… they're dead…

TamakixHaruhi

Haruhi has her arms wrapped lightly around Tamaki's neck with his hands resting gently on her hips clearing positioned as if slow dancing. His head rests gently on top of hers and the stream from a single tear shows plainly on his cheek.

Oh God… I wonder if he saw this one… no wonder he's acting traumatized…

KyoyaxHaruhi

Another familiar picture, this time showing the rather shocked pair wrapped tightly in each other's arms with disheveled hair and swollen lips.

Those lying rich bastards! I watched them delete this picture!

KyoyaxHaruhixTamaki

The three lay snuggled closely together under the thin sheet, with Haruhi's face pressing gently against Tamaki's bare chest and Kyoya spooned firmly behind with his arm drapped across her waist, pulling the sheet down slightly to reveal the little silky black nightgown.

Oh My God! Everyone's going to know I'm a girl… I won't be able to stay in the host club!

KyoyaxTamaki

What!

This picture appeared much like the last… except with the absence of the girl, the blond had wound his arms over the brunette's neck, while Kyoya's arm's wound possessively around the blond, pulling him flush against him. Their eyes were closed as if in sleep, but both boys necks were positioned forward, leaving hardly any space between their reaching lips.

I had no words left and yet, couldn't stop sputtering as I proceeded to chase the twins about the room raving just like the blond lunatic I was so often ashamed of… very determined to end their lives or at the very least, maim them.

I stopped in my tracks when I heard a deep, amused voice call to me from across the room, as he pushed his glasses up to glint in the light, "Haruhi, darling… there have been over 10,000 hits in just the last few hours… it seems the twins found the perfect solution to your little 'debt' problem"

I mouth hung absently as I stared at the Shadow King in utter disbelief. I could do nothing more than let out a strangled whimper as I began to realize just what I had gotten myself into…