But It's Better If You Do
The Victorious gang texts. A lot. Things get weird.
this is the most random thing ever, fair warning, kiddos.
also, this is the "pilot episode" of this fic, so the text at the beginning is just referring to the whole story. i thought it was cute, too :)
(905): me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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(andre 8:23) IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU DUDE
(andre 8:25): SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
(andre 8:26): LIKE IM GOING TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOME AND DO A NINJA SNEAK ATTACK
(andre 8:27): ILL BUY FUCKING NUNCHUCKS
(beck 8:31): so ur mad?
(andre 8:34): yes
(andre 8:35) why were you fucking jade in my car!
(beck 8:38): um she's my gf dude i think the better question is why am i not fucking her right now
(andre 8:40): i hate you
(andre 8:41): why IN MY CAR
(beck 8:46): oh jade thought it would be funny
(beck 8:47): plus the whole getting caught thing really turns her on
(beck 8:49): also she was offering sex so i wasn't going to say no
(andre 8:55): we're not friends anymore.
(beck 9:12): wait what?
(beck 9:14) andre come on. it's a car
(beck 9:17): i'll clean it for you
(beck 9:20) okay well i'll make robbie clean it for you
(beck 9:22): dude
(beck 9:24): it was sex. with jade
(beck 9:25): it's not like i can just refuse that shit
(beck 9:26): i'll make it up to you just tell me how alright?
(andre 9:28): there is one thing.
(beck 9:34): name it bro
(andre 9:37): take ballet class.
(beck 9:45): whoa what?
(beck 9:56): you're kidding right
(beck 10:02): andre
1 missed call: Beck
(beck 10:14): andre!
(beck 10:16): you know i can't do ballet
(beck 10:19): jade will dump me
(beck 10:20): no she'll take like a thousand pictures put them up on the slap and then break up with me
(beck 10:23): in front of a crowd
(beck 10:24): just to make it more embarrassing. and she'll have someone video tape it
(beck 10:25): so i never forget
(andre 10:47): sorry had class.
(andre 10:48): it's ballet or no deal
(beck 10:51): can't we make it something else, like singing a love song to you or something in front of the school
(andre 10:55): whoa wait, you want to sing me a love song?
(andre 10:56): is this you like coming out to me?
(andre 10:57): no offense man i don't really dig you that way
(andre 10:59): i mean your my best friend and you're good looking i guess but.. no
(andre 11:00): you could try robbie he's never had a gf so he might go for it
3 missed calls: Beck
(beck 11:13): coming out to you?
(beck 11:14): you just caught me and my girlfriend fucking in your car, if that's not sending a clear message about my orientation idk what will
(andre 11:22): oh good. i mean it's cool if you are. but jade would probably shoot you
(andre 11:24): also thanks for reminding me about the car thing. ballet. do it.
(andre 11:29): or i show jade the texts of you wanting to sing a love song to me.
(beck 11:46): i fucking hate you man
(andre 12:05): sign up sheets are on the table by sikowitz's coconut poster
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(trina 5:33): omg tori, u won't believe who's at ballet class right now!
(tori 5:35): please don't say it's robbie and andre again.
(trina 5:39): no. ew. it's that beck kid, the one who looks like aladdin
(trina 5:40): but weirder
(trina 5:41): also he's wearing tights.
(trina 5:43): gotta say it, jade is one lucky girl…
(tori 5:48): so many things i did not need to know. are u sure trina? i don't think beck's the type to start dancing in a tutu randomly
(trina 5:56): it's def him. ik cuz the teacher read his name off the sheet and started laughing so hard she had to leave the room
(trina 5:58): i'm taking pics
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(tori 6:12): hey, do you know anything about beck suddenly having the desire to join a ballet class?
(andre 6:14): no.
(andre 6:15): gotta go tori see you later
(tori 6:18): andre?
(tori 6:19): helloo?
(tori 6:20): fine, but next time we have banana ice cream at lunch, don't think you're getting any!
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(andre 6:35): yeah so much for ballet being a secret dude
(andre 6:37): sorry
(andre 6:38): also tomorrow they're having banana ice cream so you have to buy me some
(beck 7:04): what?
(beck 7:05): WHAT
(beck 7:08): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
4 missed calls from: Beck
5 missed calls from: Beck
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(cat 9:15) hi robbie!
(robbie 9:17): hey cat!
(cat 9:18): did u see the pictures of beck on the slap?
(robbie 9:23): what pictures?
(cat 9:25): i guess beck takes ballet now!
(robbie 9:32): what?
(robbie 9:33): does jade know?
(cat 9:48): idk. do you think she'll be mad?
(robbie 9:50): have you met jade?
(cat 9:56): of course i've met jade!
(robbie 9:59): no cat i was being sarcastic
(cat 10:03): what is that supposed to mean!
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(beck 11:33): jade?
(beck 11:34): i love you
(beck 11:35): andre made me
(beck 11:37): because we had sex in his car
(beck 11:39): seriously: i. love. you.
(beck 11:44): don't break up with me
(beck 11:46): at least the tights show off my muscular calves?
(beck: 11:47): why am i the bad person here? you once tried to make bystanders eat tape because you said it was magical
(beck 11:48): not a good time to bring that up. okay
(beck 11:50): seriously if we analyze this situation you brought this on me
(beck 11:52): by making me have sex with you in andre's vehicle
(beck 11:53): also you were wrong, that knitting bag was his grandma's
(beck 11:54): i think
(beck 11:56): see you tomorrow? i love you
(beck 11:59): btw if you want to blame someone in this i suggest yourself
(beck 12:04): i mean andre!
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(tori 9:31): wow. jade really could not stop laughing at you this morning
(beck 9:36): i'm not going to get laid for so long
(tori 9:39): yeah, no i don't think you are
(tori 9:44): i'd say i feel bad, but jade said if i laugh w/ her she'll buy me starbucks
(tori 9:45): and i really love starbucks
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(robbie 10:32): that is the most disturbing thing i have seen for a long time.
(cat 10:41): i think he looks cute. like a fluffy pink bunny
(robbie 10:43): …okay. whatever you say cat
(cat 10:45): what is THAT supposed to mean?
(robbie 10:49): ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ANYTHING!
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(andre 11:45): she'll only make fun of you for a little while
(andre 11:46): probably
(andre 11:48): just like a month or something
(beck 11:53): when jade stops laughing when she sees me we're having sex in your car again
(andre 11:57): yeah that won't be for a long time i'm not worried
(andre 11:59): at least you have the comfort of the dance
(beck 12:04): i seriously fucking hate you bro.
(beck 12:05): like voldemort levels of hate.
(beck 12:06) burning out of my eyes.
(andre 12:14): you have learned your lesson young grasshopper.
(andre 12:15): DONT FUCK IN ANDRE'S CAR OR YOU WILL WEAR A TUTU
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(trina 3:54): hey jade, just wanted to say congrats
(jade 3: 56): on what?
(trina 3:59): um, i saw beck in see through tights.
(trina 4:01): seriously. congratulations
(jade 4:03): don't ever talk to me again.
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(jade 4:10): okay loser i forgive you for this incredibly embarrassing incident so get the fuck over here
(beck 4:13): so we can sex it up in andre's car?
(jade 4:14): where else?
(jade 4:15): btw, that knitting is totally his, it has his name on it
(beck: 4:19): i knew it! are you already in there?
(jade 4:24): naked.
(beck: 4:26): i love you
(jade 4:28): of course you do
(jade 4:30): and i love you too
(jade 4:34): you idiot
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(andre 6:39): you have got to be fucking kidding me.
(beck 6:43): you enjoy that
(beck 6:44): young grasshopper
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