Ok so I'm sitting in my bed here at 10 pm. Theres no work tomorrow and I am incredibly bored. So I thought that I'd write this. Just for fun. If people like it I'll do an update.

Ok so basically there is a mysterious guest trying to visit Malfoy manor, if only he knew what chaos happens there. Please leave a review!

Chapter 1 The Guest

Mr. Banks gripped his leather suitcase tightly and straightened his tie before looking up at his destination; Malfoy Manor. He took in the gloomy background, steel ironed gates and the bricked building towering over him before taking a deep breath; he spoke into the intercom.

" Hello? Excuse me?"

There was the sound of loud foot steps and blasting music, followed by the shouts of voices and the sound of someone trying to shush everyone. Mr. Banks frowned, it sounded as if a teenage party was going on in there. Finally someone arrived at the intercom, the voice spoke in a high, menacing, pitched tone.

" Hello? Who is this!"

" Good evening sir, is there a Mr. Sexythangtin this building?"

" A what?"

Mr. Banks could tell that the man was outraged. Trying to keep his voice calm he replied in a clear voice-

" I was told to speak to a Mr. Sexy..."

But he was interrupted by the man's voice.

" BELLATRIX! GET HERE AT ONCE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GIVING OUT MY ADDRESS AND GIVING ME FALSE RIDICULOUS NAMES?"

Mr. Banks frowned as he heard someone giggling like a girl.

" But my Lord it wasn't me! I swear!"

Then another voice followed them, it sounded sluggish.

" Hey dude is the pizza here yet? I'm starving!"

" Oh shut up Lucius, all you think about is your stomach!"

Mr. Banks could not believe that he was standing here listening to these wacky people through this intercom, he had business to attend to and he was a very busy man.

" My Lord, my lord!"

" Wormtail what is it?" bellowed the high voice, that Mr. Banks assumed was Mr. Sexythang.

" I broke your playstation! I'm so sorry.."

" What! Wormtail you fool! I was so close to defeating the evil doctor cortex in crash bandicoot! And I swear if my sims game is erased..Crucio!"

Mr. Banks heard a scream of pain. Thats it, he couldn't take this.

" Look here sir! I am a very busy man, I have come to talk.."

But was again cut off by a loud ding and the girly voice.

" Ohhhhh the cookies are ready! I'll get them!"

Mr. Banks gave a frustrated growl before hearing a new voice, in a more quiet monotone voice.

" My Lord? I think that we should be addressing something else that is much more important then the playstation right now."

" Yes, yes you are right Snape, the more important thing. LUCIUS ORDERED PIZZA AND DID NOT GET MEAT LOVERS! LUCIUS WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GETTING THAT VEGETARIAN CRAP!"

" I meant that a guest is here to speak with you," said the slightly annoyed voice.

" What? Guest?"

Mr. Banks coughed loudly trying to get there attention, he yelled.

" HELLO! THIS IS MR. BANKS! I'VE COME HERE TODAY TO.."

" No need to yell! I'm coming, I'm coming!"

He heard him click the intercom off and the hurry of footsteps. Mr. Banks shut his eyes and sighed. He felt exhausted, and he hadn't even entered the house yet. He saw a small figure walking toward the gate, coming in to greet him. Somehow he knew that he would regret coming here tonight.

So what did you think? Ohhh looks like Mr. Banks is in for the time of his life. I am looking out for a beta as my one is busy, so the grammer I know was bad. Please leave a review and tell me what you think! I may do an update.

Review and mr. Sexythang shall arrive at your door. :P