Disclaimer: I do not own KHR …. If I did *looks around* I would turn it into an yaoi ^.^

Mukuro: I'll like that *smirks*

Atsuko: I'm not pairing you with Tsuna….I'm pairing you with a pineapple…

Mukuro: WHAT! *start's freaking out*

Atsuko: HIIIIIIIIIIIEEE DON'T START FREAKING OUT OR I'LL START FREAKING OUT! *start's freaking out*

Tsuna: *sweatdrops* S-S-Should we do something?

Hibari: …

Tsuna: P-Please read and review

Hibari gave a low growl as he approached the door to the the yaoi fanclub. He had honestly no idea why he agreed to it. When he got to the door he could hear a riot going on inside, he slid the door open to see the group of girls split up into two groups on either side of the room one side started shouting Hibari the other started shouting Mukuro. Hibari raised an eyebrow just what the hell does the pineapple have to do with this?

"Herbivores" Hibari growled

The room got quiet, the girls turned to see Hibari glaring at them "HIBARI! YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME TELL THOSE MUKURO LOVERS YOU SHOULD BE ON TOP!" A girl with pigtails chirped as she grabbed Hibari by the arm pulling him into the room. On top? On top of what?

"NO WAY IN HELL MUKURO DESERVES TOP! NOT THE DAMN OFFICER!" A girl shouted from the other side of the room. Hibari wasn't sure what the heck these girls are talking about, so he wordlessly took out his tonfa.

"Herbivores shouldn't you all be in class" Hibari glared.

"Eh? No way we got the principle permission" A girl with short green hair smiled, Hibari was going to bite him to death for letting these herbivores ski- er I mean miss class.

Hibari turned to head out the door, he did not want be a part of this anymore intill he heard " Ku fu fu Leaving so soon?" A voice came from the window. The girls on the Mukuro side squealed in excitement, seeing the dark hair illusionist. Without any warning Hibari lunged at the dark haired teen.

" !" The girls said in unison. "What's the problem officer?" Mukuro smiled dodging a tonfa coming at him. "Are you a moron? You should know what my problem is!" Hibari growled. "My, My," Mukuro sighed, taking out his trident. Hibari got into a fighting stance.

" Um s-should we stop t-them?" A girl asked.

"Do you want to die?" Another girl snorted.

"Not really" She sweatdropped.

"So how do we stop them?" She asked.

"Tsuna-chan" The girl smiled.

Yeah that's a great idea get Dame-Tsuna to stop the Prince of Violence and The juvenile delinquent…He's going to die instead….

Some of the girls sneaked out of the room while Mukuro and Hibari were fighting.

"Your face pisses me off" Mukuro growled.

"Now you know how I feel when I see you" Hibari growled back.

The door slide back open to reveal the girls and a certain brunette. "A-ano w-why a-am I here?" Tsuna asked. The girls looked at him and smiled. "Too Stop those two" She said pointing to Hibari and Mukuro.

"EHHHHH!" Tsuna squeaked.

"Please your our only hope! Tsuna-chan!" The girl pleaded. "F-fine I-I'll do i-it" Tsuna sighed. The girls hugged him.

"Don't get hurt too badly little uke" A girl smirked. Uke? What the hell is she talking about?

Tsuna took tiny steps towards the two older teens "H-h-hibari-san?...M-m-mukuro?" Tsuna squeaked causing the dark haired teens too look at him.

"Ku fu fu Tsunayoshi-kun are you here to play with us?" Mukuro smirked. Tsuna paled at that smirk he did not like it one bit. "G-gomen I-i-I'm not here t-to play" Tsuna said, fidgeting with the bottom of his shirt. The girls squealed from the cuteness, Hibari growled at them. "Awww how sad I wanted to play with you Tsunayoshi-kun" Mukuro whined.

"For a seme he sure can whine like an uke" One girl sweatdropped.

"I know what you mean" Another groaned.

"SEE! HIBARI SHOLD BE ON TOP INSTEAD OF THE PINEAPPLE!" A girl growled.

Despite Mukuro's smile he twitched on the inside. As the girls started fighting, Hibari and Mukuro Glared at each other intill a sweet voice broke through the air.

"C-c-c-could y-you guys p-please stop?" Tsuna big brown eyes pleadeding. Mukuro covered his nose from the on coming nose-bleed, while Hibari's cheeks dusted a nice shade of pink. The two teens just stared at the brunette. Tsuna seeing the two older teens gaze found the floor very interesting.

"Good you two stopped" The girl smiled.

"Can I go back to class now?" Tsuna asked, "EH! No way what happens if these two fight again you're the only one to stop them!" A girl informed

"EHH! W-WHY ME!"

"Because your there uke so you're the only who can stop them" She smiled. Uke there's that word again. Hibari raised an eyebrow, Mukuro blinked.

"A-ano W-whats an uke?" Tsuna asked.

The girls squealed at the brunette's question, Oh god here comes the information.

"Let's see the uke in the relationship is on the bottom"

"B-bottom?" Tsuna blinked.

"An uke is the receiver and the seme is the attacker"

Tsuna eye's sparkled for some reason "What are they like?"Tsuna asked wanting more too know.

"The seme is Physically powerful and protective of his uke, He is also older and taller than the uke also he's really handsome. As for the uke he's usually softer has feminine features with bigger eyes and smaller build and is weaker than the seme. Oh and he's very cute."

"Y-you mean?..." tsuna said

"Yep Tsuna-chan you are the uke and Hibari and Mukuro are the seme"

"!"

Atsuko: Please go easy on me it's my first fanfic

Tsuna: Don't worry Atsuko-san I'm sure they'll go easy on you

Hibari: Herbivore *pulls out tonfas*

Atsuko: *gulps* Oh sorry I-I got to go and wash my fish *runs off*

Tsuna: Wash her fish?

Mukuro: Lame.