Backstabbers, cheaters, liars. The world is full of sinners. Yet, no one seems to do anything about them. I may not be able to rid the world of every sinner (though I could definitely try) but I can start in one place with some of the worst sinners: Degrassi High School.

I've thought about it for a while, and these sinners need to die. I'll start out with seven victims then work my way out through the school. I already have my guest list planned out:

Adam Torres

Alli Bhandari

Bianca DeSousa

Clare Edwards

Drew Torres

Eli Goldsworthy

KC Guthrie

Fiona Coyne

Notice I said seven victims. Yet…there are eight on that list. One of these people is the guest of honour. I could tell you I'm on that list, but I'd either be: A) lying, or B) giving away too much.

Invitations were sent to everyone and now all that was left to do was wait for the party to begin.

I watched each guest get their invitation and watched the events that led to their deaths. I watched as suspicion was thrown around like a Frisbee once the first guest had died. I have to admit, it was fun watching the sinners run like headless chickens.

This is sort of a memoir you may or may not find. But if you do find it, I'll tell you that this a mystery. By now, seven people on that list should be dead if I've done everything right.

I'm the killer of Degrassi, that's a fact. I just can't tell you who I am yet. No one likes to spoil a surprise. And if you're a cop, don't bother trying to catch me. It'll never happen. I've regret nothing I've done.

Tonight the impure will be violently be weeded away like dandelions in a lawn mower. Tonight everyone, including me, will get what they have deserved since they were born. Tonight someone will get the revenge they've hungered for. Tonight sinners will die.

I wouldn't have it any other way…