OwlCookies: id like to give special thanks to GoWeegee for completely inspiring me to continue this! No… im not updating ask jayfeather… that fanfiction has died… so unless someone inspires me to continue THAT, its not happening. Its just not happening. Sorry to be mean, BUT. ITS. NOT. HAPPENING. Anywhoo, yeah. Yeah. Ok. Yeah. Totally. Wicked. Epic. Ok…
On another note of GoWeegee… I stoled chur ideas XP and added them. Feel proud I has given chu credit~
XXXX
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS NOT SUITIBLE FOR PEOPLE WHO CRAP THEIR PANTS ONCE THEY LAUGH. BE SURE TO USE THE TOILET BEFORE READING….
JF: *eats catnip that's dried out and old* … *after a few moments, Jayfeather gets high.* Now let the story begin…
Jayfeather: *jumps onto high rock* ahem… COUGH COUGH… AHEM! DUDE! LOOK UP! LOOK UP AT THE BLIND CAT! YOU CAN'T MISS HIM! LOOK UP AT THE SILVER AND STRIPPED BLIND KITTY! LOOK UP FOOLS!
Cherrykit: *cocks head* Mama… I hear the wind… It's speaking to me.
Poppyfrost: We'll have to get you checked with Jayfeather. That's not good.
Jayfeather: OH. MY. GREAT. STARCLAN. LOOK UP! WILL YOU PEOPLE LOOK UP!*coughs from screaming to much* GREAT STARCLAN YOU CATS ARE DEF!
Purdy: StarClan poo-it! I hear ya loud and clear!
Lionblaze: *slaps Purdy* SHHHHH
Purdy: WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT YOUN'G I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
Lionblaze: *facepalm*
Jayfeather: WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING TO ME? DO I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF? REALLY?
Brambleclaw: I swear to StarClan, I'm hearing voices. *shakes head* I should get my ears checked later.
Jayfeather: RAMPOOZLEFOOZLE! YOU CATS FAIL. I SWEAR TO STARCLAN YOUR EARS EPICLY FAIL. *sees a sign near the leaders den*
IGNORE JAYFEATHER DAY. PARTICIPATION IS REQUIRED.
JF: OH. NOEZ. CHU. DIDN'T! *jumps off the high rock and slaughters the clan*
XXXX In StarClan XXXX
Leopardstar: *explodes and showers her blood all over the place*
Bluestar: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughs hysterically*
Tallstar: …. *face palm*
Pinestar: …You do realize that Jayfeather's on an angry rampage… right..?
BS and LS: MWAHAHAH BWAHAHA! NYEEHEHEH! MWUAHAHAHA!
Pinestar: … *facepalm*
Charlie: OH MY GOD. HOW DID I END UP HERE?
LS: OH MY GREAT GROUNDHOGS ON FIRE! AHH! AHH! GREAT STARCLAN! IT'S CCHAARRLIIIEE! ZOMG YAYZ! *glomps the unicorn*
Charlie: …What?
PS, TS, and BS: HOLY STARCLAN YAYZ! *glomps Charlie*
XXXX In WindClan XXXX
Onestar: OMG CHARLIECLAN! ILL GIVE SOMEONE A UNICORN RIDE IF THEY CAN FIND
CHARLIE
Breezepelt: BUT CHARLIE RAN AWAY
Crowfeather: BUT THE TWO OTHER UNICORNS ARE HERE!
Onestar: THIS IS CHARLIECLAN NOT THE OTHER TWO OTHER UNICORNCLAN!
Heathertail: OMSC I FOUND CHARLIE!
OS: OMSC WHERE?
HT: HE'S DROWNING IN THE LAKE
OS: [BEEP] NOW I HAFTA RENAME THE CLAN!
HT: LETS BE POPCORNCLAN
CLAN: YES!
OS: WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY POPCORN CLAN!
*popcorn randomly falls to the ground*
OS: STARCLAN HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS!
*all the unicorns implode*
OS: AW MAN :O
Clan: *eats all the popcorn* YAY!
XXXX Near RiverClan XXXX
Ashfur: You irritate me! You're all prissy cuz you can do stuffs we CAN'T do! You just watch me! I'll swim too! *takes 4 steps into the lake* HOLY CHEEZE-ITZ IM DROWNING! SOMEONE SAVE MEEE!
Mistystar: …Ashfur…
AF: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! SAVE ME WOMAN!
MS: Ashfur… Stand up…
AF: OMG! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!
XXXX In ShadowClan XXXX
Blackstar: Alright Twix Clan! I just got a message! Ashfur's drowning! Any propositions as to how we save him?
Russetfut: Can't we just let him die..? Like, dunk his head under water so he'll die?
Tawnypelt: Let's get a buoy!
Tigerheart: LET'S GET FIRESTAR AND USE HIS MAGICAL FLAMING ALCHEMY AND MAGICAL POWERS TO BURN ALL THE ICE SO HE'LL BE SAVED!
BS: OMSC! THAT'S GENIUS! OK TWIXCLAN! LET'S GET FIRESTAR!
TwixClan: *raids ThunderClan and steals Firestar*
Firestar: NUUU!
BS: ALRIGHT FIRESTAR! SAVE YOUR STUPID CLAN MEMBER WITH YOUR FIREY POWERS! MELT THE ICE AND
SAVE
HIM
FS: That's… why… you… dragged me here? Are… Are you serious…
BS: *facepalm* FAIL. SEE LOOK. MISTYSTAR SAVED HIM. WHAT KIND OF LEADER ARE YOU
FS: WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE YOU
Random cats: OOOHHH BURRNNN! YOU JUST GOT BURNED BY FIRESTAR
XXXX Back in StarClan XXXX
Bluestar and Leopardstar: *still laughing* BWAHAHAH! MWAHAHHA! NYEEHE! HAHAHA!
Pinestar: IT'S GETTING OLD PEOPLE. IT'S. GETTING. OLD.
Tallstar: *facepalm*