For some reason I just can't resist creating this crossover…Welcome to the Return of the Capturing God!

Disclaimer: Fan of Fanfics21 does not own Naruto or Kami Nomi Zo Shiru Sekai (Aka: The World God Only Knows) or the intro!

*snaps fingers* Theme music!

Love is such a sweet illusion
(Let's come together)

Can't seem to stop my imagination
(Goes on forever)

What a ridiculous situation
(Another matter)

But I can't Deny,
I'm faced with a tricky temptation

In the world that keeps on changing
Don't Know why my heart is aching
Gotta handle it, no more hesitation
There can be no turning back

God only knows
"My mind is as free as the wind But now what I should do is to fall in love"

God only knows
"I don't need that kind of real things Feels like I'm lost in the labyrinth"

God only knows
"There must be the meaning of life Somehow unexpected happenings thrill me"

God only knows
"Just believe in myself and my dream Anyone could be a hero and heroine"

Here we see a 4 year old Naruto hiding in the deepest part of Konoha's Library from an angry mob out for his blood. The reason the young Uzumaki was hiding here was because nobody ever thinks about even checking the library due to it being…boring as they would say it. Naruto was currently hiding in the forbidden section of the Library that's off limits to anyone, save the Hokage himself. As Naruto hid himself there, he found a mysterious object on a pedestal that seemed to be some sort of advanced form of technology. He checked the front of it and it had a logo on it which he guessed was its name: PFP. With a great curiosity as any 4 year old, Naruto grabs it and examines it, trying to find a way to turn it on. As he turned it on, he was soon hypnotized by the opening of this device and starts playing it.

Unknowingly in New Hell, the runaway spirits have escaped once again and are on the loose. Finding a way out and seeking new vessels to be reborn in while the Demons try to capture them with only a 3% capture rate for the Demons. "This is like what happened over 10,000 years ago!" said the Chief Dokorou of Hell's Counter Measures Branch as a girl in purple with a broom came in. "Sorry I'm late! I was busy sweeping the hallways out of nostalgia!" she said. Dokorou sighed and gave her instructions "Rumor has it another 'Capturing God' is beginning to rise but still in his childhood years. We have to wait till he is ready for you Elsie before he helps us capture the runaway spirits that have fled to the Elemental Nations." He said as many Demons and Devils gasp at the location. It was a place where many evil spirits successfully become reborn in the world to continue with their wicked ways of death and destruction. It didn't help that's where the most dangerous demon, the Juubi was banished to for his war against the Goddesses and was defeated and sealed away by a human who split him into nine pieces across the world as punishment for the destruction he was creating there. "So I have to wait till I meet another Kami-sama?" Elsie asked as the Chief nods his head. "He will be just like the first Capturing God Keima in many ways and according to my resources; the Goddess Diana is in the Elemental Nations with a new host." Dokorou said causing everyone to go wide-eyed.

*8 years later*

Here in the morning at Konoha, here you will see people selling foods and clothes, people chattering, the Hokage Monument being vandalized…Wait what? "Get back here Naruto!" shouted an eagle masked ANBU as he and fellow ninja chase after a spikey blonde haired kid with blue eyes, whisker shaped birthmarks, and wearing a 'kill me!' neon orange jumpsuit who was currently laughing as he is evading his pursuers. "You'll never catch me alive suckers!" Naruto laughed as he went through an alleyway and leapt away with the Anbu and Jonin following him. A few seconds later a square outline appeared on the fence of the alleyway that revealed to be a sheet was lowered revealing a smiling Naruto. "Hahaha! That was too easy!" Naruto said not noticing the presence behind him. "Oh yeah Naruto?" the man yelled, causing Naruto to jump into the air in surprise. "Where'd you come from Iruka-sensei? What are you doing here?" Naruto asked as Iruka decided to reply back with a question of his own while pointing at Naruto. "No, what are you doing out here? You're supposed to be in class."

Due to Naruto skipping class, Iruka decided to make everyone to review the Henge jutsu with everyone glaring at Naruto who was playing with the PFP he found at the library much to everyone's confusion since every time he was in class when not doing a prank; he was always on that thing. Even when he was training he did things with one hand and scored a 100% on his class work without even looking from the screen. Shikamaru saw that it was some sort of dating simulation device to make a girl fall in love with you and they had different types of girls. When Shikamaru got permission from Naruto to borrow it, he used it to identify girls that he considers "troublesome" and which ones to avoid. "Next, Naruto Uzumaki!" Naruto got up and put his game on pause before putting it away to transform. Naruto made a hand sign and gathered up chakra and said "Henge!" and was engulfed in smoke. When the smoke cleared out, it did not reveal an exact replica of Iruka, but a pigtailed blonde girl with curves in the right places and smoke covering certain parts of her body as she blew a kiss to Iruka. "Huh?" Iruka said before being launched back by a massive nosebleed as Naruto dispelled the illusion and was laughing. "GAHAHAHAHAHHA! Gotcha, that's my Sexy Jutsu!" Naruto said, apparently Iruka was not amused as he used his infamous Oni Hitsu no Jutsu (Demon head technique) "CUT THE STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!" he shouted.

Later after Naruto cleaned up the Hokage Monument in record time (actually it was ninja paint that was instantly removed by a single hand sign from Naruto), Iruka took Naruto to Ichiraku's for dinner where he asked him if he could wear the headband in which Iruka replied saying that he had to be a ninja of Konoha to wear it. The next day Naruto failed the genin exams, he guessed that since he has too much chakra in his body, his illusion clones were dying from overload and had to find another clone jutsu to fix the problem. Mizuki came and told him of the secret exams and since Naruto has 100% in his class works, he easily guessed it was a trick but decided to play along hoping to find some useful jutsu to add to his arsenal. It was late at night and many people were sleeping peacefully in their homes, a shadow snuck into the home of the Third Hokage and was tip toeing through the hallways until the owner of said house found him. "What are you doing here Naruto?" the Hokage asked. Knowing his cover was blown; Naruto turned around and used his Sexy Jutsu on the third. The result was that the famous "God of Shinobi" was launched back by a massive nosebleed that was an instant K.O.

While the Third was out of it, Naruto found the scroll he was looking for and left with it to the location Mizuki told him to. There Naruto read through it and developed a grin that would make any fox jealous of him as he began training with the easiest one: The Kage Bushin no Jutsu. After he mastered that one, he picked up another clone technique that he was dying to try out, the Bushin Daibakuha jutsu. He practiced these two jutsu with determination, hey he doesn't like school and with these missions he will do if he graduates he'll be able move more of the games he's found in the secret area of the library he could take back at home and with these clones, it will be a lot easier too!

It was dawn till he finished so Naruto brought out his PFP and started his usual "capturing" of the girls from his games, he was a professional at this that he wrote a book called "How to Capture a Girl's Heart", needless to say it was a major hit, many men bought it and they all practically worshipped him without even knowing his name, in fact it sold 4 times more than the famous Icha Icha series combined. "It's no use, I can see the ending!" Naruto said as he pushed one more button on the PFP getting the girl to confess to him. He smirked at his 20,568,489th capture so far as he saved it and turned it off just in time for Iruka to show up.

"Hey look I found the nose bleeder!" Naruto said while pointing at Iruka who used his Oni Hitsu no Jutsu again. "Idiot I found you!" Iruka shouted as Naruto explained how Mizuki explained about the "secret test" and the rewards were interesting for Naruto. He masters TWO dangerous jutsu while only using one on Mizuki who got the beating of his life and execution for breaking the law, learned that the Kyuubi was sealed inside him that explains why everyone hated him, gets to become genin, and in the morning he gets to have ramen with Iruka after he recovered from his minor injuries.

After Naruto finished his ramen and went home, he updated his 'site' to his fans who wondered what kinds of girls he had conquered so far. Although the computers were not advanced, Naruto was able to make his site a hit with the advice on what girl the person had a crush on. He was officially called the "Capturing God" online.

Though he acted he liked that pink haired girl Sakura Haruno, in reality he never really liked any of the girls since they mocked and ridiculed him and he preferred the girls from his games since they to him are the "perfect girls" in his life. He got a message which caught his interest, it looked more like a challenge and since he was the "Capturing God", he accepted it and at the second he hit the reply button, a storm blew in his apartment and a purple light blinded him as a female figure took form revealing a girl in purple, a broom and a weird floating piece of clothing as well as she landed. "Thank you for signing the contract Kami-sama." The girl said as she bowed in respect. That day, Naruto's gaming life has been changed forever, as well as a few girls he will meet as he plays a three way life of a shinobi, gamer, and playboy.

Now this is the first Crossover fic of Naruto and the forever getting popular anime/manga: The World God Only Knows. Review on which girls I should have Naruto capture! and I already decided on who contains Diana.