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A/N: LOL this was rotting in my files...I started it in the summer then abandoned it. I still thought it was a good idea so I cleaned it up and posted it.

Beast Boy chuckled softly to himself as he stood outside of Cyborg's bedroom door. He couldn't believe the opportunity that had been laid out before him like Mother Mae-Eye's delicious pie…it was an opportunity too good to miss.

If he could get Cyborg in on the joke then part one of his evil plot would commence.

He morphed into a dog and nudged the door open with his nose. He trotted forward towards Cyborg, who was sitting at his computer, and put his paws up on the desk.

"What are you doing?" Cyborg asked, turning his head slightly. "You better not drool on my keyboard."

"Cy, you won't believe what I found!" Beast Boy exclaimed, almost squealing with joy. "It's too stupendous for words…"

"What? A new video game or something?"

"No…" Beast Boy paused for dramatic effect, his eyes wide and bright as a mischievous smile spread across his face. "I found Robin's Bat-Communicator!"

That caught Cyborg's attention.

"Say what?"

"I sort of…well…found it in his room. I'll put it back, I swear! But it's so cool…"

Beast Boy held it up to the light. It looked similar to the Titans communicators, but was black and had the Bat symbol on it. The symbol of a legend. The nerd inside Beast Boy was bursting with geeky joy.

"I didn't know Robin still talked to the guy…" Cyborg said, taking it from Beast Boy to look at it. "But you should probably put it back."

"Come on, Cy!" Beast Boy said, his voice turning into a whine. "You know you want to…"

"Want to what?"

"Prank call Batman."

Cyborg merely looked at him.

"Shh!" Beast Boy said, putting a finger over his mouth. "It's calling."

After two rings someone picked up.

"Robin, is that you?" a gruff voice asked. "I told you not to call unless it is an emergency!"

Beast Boy couldn't contain himself.

"Na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!" Beast Boy and Cyborg sang, quite enthusiastically. "BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! Na na na na na—"

"SHUT UP!"

The communicator flew into the air as Beast Boy shrieked in surprise. Batman's hard face glared at them. Even Cyborg looked scared. Gosh, no wonder Robin was so uptight sometimes. Growing up with this kind of man…Beast Boy had never realized how scary Batman could be. No wonder he was called Gotham's Dark Knight.

"You," Batman said, pointing to Beast Boy, "and you: the Bat communicator is not a toy. Am I clear?"

"Yes sir," they replied at once.

"You are not to go through Robin's things again."

"Yes sir."

Batman nodded curtly.

"And tell him that I found his Bat-plushie in his bedroom at home." Batman held up a little plushie version of himself up to the camera. "I'm sure he wants it back."

He logged off, leaving the two of them in a very awkward silence.