"I killed Pavarotti."

Blaine looked up from tuning his guitar at the boy in the doorway and chuckled.

"Kurt, those birds die, like, every 4 months. We've been through six since I started going to school here."

"No, I mean, I really killed Pavarotti." Blaine looked at Kurt's hands and saw they were clean. 'Just a precaution', he thought.

"How?"

"I chopped his head off."

A guitar hitting the ground could suddenly "What?"

"I practice Sai Swords…"

"You what?"

"I practice Sai Swords! I've been teaching myself since I was seven, that's not the point."

"You've been messing around with swords sense you were seven!"

"Yes Blaine, I think that's been established! Anyways, I decided to let Pavarotti out of his cage for a while, so he could fly around the room for a little bit. He stops chirping when I do and to be honest I don't like the creepy semblance between the bird and the way I was feeling when I transferred. So I let him out to fly a lot."

"Ok" Blaine picked up his guitar and sat down on the stool in the middle of the choir room trying to evaluate the damage done to it.

"So, I usually practice in the afternoon for a half hour to keep up but today one of the swords accidentally slipped, I completely forgot that Pavarotti was flying around and…well, you can guess what happened."

Blaine stared at his small boyfriend for a long moment before setting his guitar down and enveloping Kurt in a hug.

"Blaine, I just committed first degree murder in my dorm room. I had to clean blood off of my carpet and my swords. I feel like a felon. Why on earth are you hugging me?" Kurt started wide eyed at him.

"Because you…" Blaine laughed, "Are adorable!"

"I'm slightly creeped out right now."

"That's ok." Blaine picked up his guitar and sat it against the wall on its stand.

"Come on; let's go to the pet store!" Blaine grabbed a confused Kurt's arm and gave him a quick peck on the lips.

So it's really short but this came to me while I was working on a Glee fanfiction that I'm writing. Please tell me what you think in a review or PM and I hope that this put a smile on your face!